One Wet (G)Usher Concert
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So a few weeks ago, my boyfriend and I went to an Usher concert. He got tickets as my birthday present and I could't wait! I LOVE Usher!! While we were driving to the concert (a looong drive) we had a few snacks and sodas and stuff. when we got there, i didn't think once about the TWO AND A HALF Cokes i had had!!When we were having our tickets collected, i only felt a slight discomfort, and i knew i could go to the ladies' room later. So my boyfriend and i proceeded to take our places near the back of the already huge audience. With about ten minutes to go before the concert began, i was really starting to feel the pressure.
Now that the concert had started i couldnt believe that i had to go so badly. I had to pee soo much that it was actually starting to hurt. No one around me seemed to notice that i was holding my crotch rather tighly--they were all watching Usher sing it up (including my boyfriend). Right then i accidentally let out a little leak. Luckily i was able to get a hold of myself in time. I was also fortunate that it was dark so no one could see the small wet spot on my jeans. My boyfriend was really having a good time. He noticed somthing was wrong, so he asked, "what's up?" i didn't want his amazing birthday present to fail so i said "nothing" and started jumping and yelling like him and everyone else, ignoring the screaming protests from my bladder.
A moment later, i just couldnt deal with it. i was about to tell my boyfriend that i would be right back when Usher started singing my all-time FAVORITE song! I couldnt leave! So now i was in extreme agony and to make matters worse, i could barely see over the massive crowd from our spot in the back. My boyfriend noticed this too so he made to lift me up onto his shoulders. Before i could object, i was up on top of him with my legs spread wide open and him jumping up and down! at first just a little urine came out, but within a second, I was flooding my booyfriend in my bodily fluids. He stopped jumping immediately and i started saying incoherent apologies as my piss cascaded down his neck, shoulders, chest, and back like Hoover Dam! He quickly threw me off his shoulders and gave me a disgusted look. I was still peeing like crazy at this point and the puddle around me was growing to an alarming size (i couldnt have stopped even if i had tried). I was completely mortified and to make matters worse (yes, EVEN worse) my (ex)boyfriend started storming away, dripping in my urine, but as he passed me, he slipped in the puddle and fell backwards into my piss! i ran out so quickly and called my mom to have her pick me up. i didnt even give my boyfriend a chance to break up with me (i knew he would from the look on his face) because i called him the next day (i couldnt stand to talk to him the night before) and i dumped him. he didnt argue.
some birthday!