Fart Joke Gone Wrong

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I was attending that stupid summer boarding school where you're supposed to study a lot and get up early and all - all that during summer break. It was real depressing. Anyway, I was sharing my room with two other guys. Needless to say we had a lot of fart jokes. I woke up early one morning, and I felt a big one coming. So I got up and went by one of the guy's bedside as he was asleep. I pulled down my boxers (which I wouldn't have done if the room hadn't been dim from the shut drapes) and I farted just as hard as I could, near his face (seemed to be a funny idea at the time. Only trouble is: I let out too much... Indeed, a little piece of shit went out of my ass to land on his mattress. And when I turned around, I found that he was awake, and he could nottice my semi-hard dick and the piece of poop. As a result yours truly had to pick it up from the bed and throw it out of the window.

I wouldn't have minded that much if the guy hadn't had to tell everybody, making the rest of the stay at this school sheer embarassment.