Cleaning up afterwards
From: Anonymous
My ex-boyfreind and I were having a sexfest that started out with some nice innocent schoolgirl/teacher roleplay and a porno.
We had just started experimenting with anal sex, and I was already hooked. Well, we started doing the nasty and a few minutes in I smelled crap.
" Uhhh....-----(name deleted to protect the innocent) Am i, uh, nasty down there, hun?", I asked.
He was enjoying himself so much he said "No, you're fine!"
I just went on, because it feels so good that things like crap leaking out of your ass just don't seem to bother you so much when you are having one gigantic orgasm.
When we were done...he told me to shut my eyes because i did not want to see, and that he was going to get a towel.
I looked in a sex stupor to find shit ALLL OVER THE BED.
Poor baby, he had to clean up my puke too. :-)
But he was so nice about it and we had a good laugh about how that would be just the best thing to tell the grandkids.
He always wanted the ass...but after that I have been scarred for life.
Anal - Never again.
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enema: Lmfao this was so gross, most disgusting thing i read on here, yet it was so funny as hellenemaLmfao this was so gross, most disgusting thing i read on here, yet it was so funny as hell
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u dont need to no my: yes tell ur grandkids all about u and ur boyfriend having anal sex but ur boyfriends really sweet bt...u dont need to no myyes tell ur grandkids all about u and ur boyfriend having anal sex but ur boyfriends really sweet btw
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JulieWell she is a dirty horny bitch since she is making up stuff like tha and im 36
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Anonymousthats wierd i dont think you should tell your grandkids that :( if my grandparents told me that id throw up
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Roar <3Y would u tell ur grandkids about that nasty thing? Btw ur bf's sweet : )
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<3Yes I am sure the grand kids would love to hear all about you and your boyfriend having anal sex and you shitting on him.
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mz horneyomg i bet he was good to he fucked da shit out of yu gurl tell him to call me next
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christina: that is so nasty.you are a ass hoechristinathat is so nasty.you are a ass hoe
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AnonymousI agree with Andrew. Some of you act like freaking 12 year olds.
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moithats totally gross... *shudders* my bf wants anal so bad lol... i'm not gunna let him have it after reading this
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suck it!: wow im a try anal wit my gfsuck it!wow im a try anal wit my gf
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AnonymousI'm going to have to agree with Andrew here. You people are reading about embarrassing SEX stories people, that in itself is gross.
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You know what you're reading so expect to see something gross. And people have got to stop saying "This story isn't real!" Your reading it so get over it.
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MeaganOmg!! Thats the problem with anal!! Don't think you are alone!! I laughed SO hard when I read this...you poor thing... ♥
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hiplease don't tell the grandkids.
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sverogWell I find this extremely arousing and hot because I have a shit/fart fetish. So of course I'm going to love this story!
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Candy: WHY DD U PUKE??CandyWHY DD U PUKE??
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Assiram: ur so gayAssiramur so gay
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none yathats why you take a big shit before you have anal sick.. dumbass
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Anonymousomg. love the story! totally gross, but reminds me of when i thought about it & we decided it just wasn't for us! good decision.
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ummm: woww...ummmwoww
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feelin badd for u
but that IS pretty nasty.......
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ashleyahah thats wikid..made me laugh..:D
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Marion Wilson: Amen to Fantasy.Marion WilsonAmen to Fantasy.
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AndrewWow girl thats pretty nasty... But i have something to say to these other people... If you dont like it dont read it and some of you need to grow up like this lil girl callin g you a dirty horny bitch... She is probably just mad because she dont get any action!!!!
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Kayla: ewwwe!Kaylaewwwe!
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tanomano: y tell me this? =Ptanomanoy tell me this? =P
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aussie girl: yeah right what a lair..nice lie...aussie girlyeah right what a lair..nice lie...
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SABRINA: OH MY GODSABRINAOH MY GOD
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Anonymous: mmmm I like itAnonymousmmmm I like it
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julieu dirty horny bitch that never happened
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alexayou puked when you read this? i bet..
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natalie anderson: i think that is the most disgasting storie i have ever read but very interesting when i first has se...natalie andersoni think that is the most disgasting storie i have ever read but very interesting when i first has sex it was amazing
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candyIm traumatised just reading about it. Ive had anal but never ecperienced the pooping all over the bed. Scary!
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Stephenlver: ok that is so fucking nasty thank you for sharing that with the world. I'm still pukeing...Stephenlverok that is so fucking nasty thank you for sharing that with the world. I'm still pukeing
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thank you so much and I wish u don't tell your grandkids they will kill themselves
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MarcA familiar story there. lovely
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LucyThis story turned me on big time. Fantasy and Brittany are prudes to the max!
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Anonymousthats soo cute he cleaned it up what agood guy . keep him around awwwwww is he hottt
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ashLOL thats funny lol, i've always wondered if that could happen and now obviously it can lol
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dayceooooooooooooooooo now that's gross! I wouldn't be able to look at that man ever again!
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chrismaybe you should try an anal enema before starting.
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Brittany is lame: Hey, Brittany. Exaggeration isn't cool. ...Brittany is lameHey, Brittany. Exaggeration isn't cool.
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Plus, thirteen year olds shouldn't be on this type of site anyway.
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Stone ColdHilarious story. try not stuffing your face with Taco Bell before giving anal
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~*~Aurora~*~: If reading this made you puke then you should really grow up. Never had anything like that happen to...~*~Aurora~*~If reading this made you puke then you should really grow up. Never had anything like that happen to me. To each thier own I guess.
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oh wow: thanks for that one...oh wowthanks for that one...
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Borilocabelieve it or not i went on the web specifically to find something like this because i thought i was the only one this happened to. It is infact the most embarrissing thing that any female can go through. I am just glad my partner said "damn it must've been that good huh"
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Andyme and my bird love anal i make her shit all the time! then she rubs in on me
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Ugh...HOW IS THIS RELATED TO SCHOOL EXACTLY? Just because you had, as you say, "schoolgirl/teacher" sex, it doesn't mean it's a story about school! It's a story about sex! I come to the "school" section, expecting to find innocent stories about some little "mistakes" and embarrassing moments that people had, and you give me this? You're disgusting.
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Tyler racine: well,lol this is funny! and i bet u set a greeat example for your kids friends and grand KIDS lol o...Tyler racinewell,lol this is funny! and i bet u set a greeat example for your kids friends and grand KIDS lol omfg ur so FUNNY!!!!!!
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CarryEwwww! Gross! What kinda story is this anyway? You must have no life to think someone would find this story humorous.
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MeganThank you for the tip. BTW- why did you break up?
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CHELSEA AND ANJIE: THIS IS ANJIE, U ARE SO STUPID ,NO ONE WANTED TO READ THAT THAT IS DISCUSTING,THIS IS A WEBSITE FOR ...CHELSEA AND ANJIETHIS IS ANJIE, U ARE SO STUPID ,NO ONE WANTED TO READ THAT THAT IS DISCUSTING,THIS IS A WEBSITE FOR EMBARISSING STORIES THIS STUPID ASS STORIY IS SLUT STORIES U ARE JUST A SHIT HEADSLUT THAT WANTS TO BE F***D BY SOME HORNY ASS DICK HEAD.NOW THIS IS CHELSEA U R SO GROSS AT LEAST I MEAN AT LEAST U COULD HAVE THE FUCKEN DESCENTSY 2 TAKE A SHIT BEFORE U HAVE ANAL SEX INSTED OF HAVING IT ALL CLOGED
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a personthis story may be embarassing, but its more nasty that embarassing *eww* gross.
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Christina: ewwhhh thats so disgusting!!Christinaewwhhh thats so disgusting!!
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FantasyYes! this story is to nasty but you gave me a reason not have anal sex.
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BrittanyIm sorry, but this story is really disgusting i mean i puked when i read it u really dont need to put this up on here...
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****nasty****