Cleaning up afterwards

Sex

My ex-boyfreind and I were having a sexfest that started out with some nice innocent schoolgirl/teacher roleplay and a porno.
We had just started experimenting with anal sex, and I was already hooked. Well, we started doing the nasty and a few minutes in I smelled crap.
" Uhhh....-----(name deleted to protect the innocent) Am i, uh, nasty down there, hun?", I asked.
He was enjoying himself so much he said "No, you're fine!"
I just went on, because it feels so good that things like crap leaking out of your ass just don't seem to bother you so much when you are having one gigantic orgasm.
When we were done...he told me to shut my eyes because i did not want to see, and that he was going to get a towel.
I looked in a sex stupor to find shit ALLL OVER THE BED.
Poor baby, he had to clean up my puke too. :-)
But he was so nice about it and we had a good laugh about how that would be just the best thing to tell the grandkids.
He always wanted the ass...but after that I have been scarred for life.

Anal - Never again.