Coloring my ass
From: Michelle
Every time we have progress report days where we get to work independently. We were working nicely and then my math teacher calls my name and goes "Michelle please bring your progress report and Agenda so I can see if it's signed.
I brought it up there and he said ok here's a B. And he said ok let me see ur agenda.
Earlier that day in Science, my teacher wrote Hw: color assignment with markers.
So i abrevieated assignement.It said color ass with markers.
He went COLOR ASS WITH MARKERS???I started craking up so hard that i started crying and my mascara ran and i was wearing boots and i tripped trying to cover my face and i fell,exposuing my bright blue thong!
He said "ok tonights assignment is to color your ass with markers.."
Now to this day, people come up to me and tell me - "dont use permanent!" - grrr!
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lol: lol!!! i really lol out loud and i neva laugh :) lolllollol!!! i really lol out loud and i neva laugh :) loll
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Who KnowsLol the exact same thing almost happened to me but it was write report for ass! i erased it though because i figured out what people would think i mean
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Molly G4: I was loling SOOOOO hard! Colour you ass with makers! My substatute teacher said that once....Molly G4I was loling SOOOOO hard! Colour you ass with makers! My substatute teacher said that once.
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She was reading off the board that my teacher wrote on earlier. She was like "Ok everyone. Don't forget to finish your ass tonight!" Ohhhh. brings back memories!
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mad maddyppl stop adking "why wheere u crying?" when u laugh hard enough u CAN dtart to cry histaricly! and for that poor poor girl i hope that u dont get teased about it :O
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Anonymous: good story, made me lol!Anonymousgood story, made me lol!
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stephylmao girl i would i have done the same(:
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meThat's not embarrassing, thats HILARIOUS!!
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anonymous: this was funnyanonymousthis was funny
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punkprincess: LOL!! this is funny as hellpunkprincessLOL!! this is funny as hell
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Natalie Vito: im gonna tell you something hilarous when i was at the musem for a field trip and my crush walking b...Natalie Vitoim gonna tell you something hilarous when i was at the musem for a field trip and my crush walking by and my best friend pushed me in front of him and my foot stubs his toe! How embarrsing
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Steven Page: I got a bit lost but now I see that was kind of funny. Something like that happenned to my sister. I...Steven PageI got a bit lost but now I see that was kind of funny. Something like that happenned to my sister. It was hilarious
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Smithy: G-A-YSmithyG-A-Y
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AnonymousOMG!! lol a teacher said tht!? OMG LOL tht is toooo funny!
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Hannah roxx! xD: lol i know how it feels i did drawing ass. with penils xD I lol about it all deh timeHannah roxx! xDlol i know how it feels i did drawing ass. with penils xD I lol about it all deh time
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Anonymous: if u laf hard enuf u cry dumb ass'sAnonymousif u laf hard enuf u cry dumb ass's
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katthat's like the funniest thing ever dude. your teacher sounds cool tho to tell the class to color their asses with markers.
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lol, "don't use permanent"
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Anonymous: i don't get it. your english is horribleAnonymousi don't get it. your english is horrible
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crimsonlawl . that why i try not to use abbrevaitions like that
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heheheu kno thats your own falt your the one who wrote it but im sure if my math teacher said that i laugh so had id cry 2 . next time dont wear a thong!!:)
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brittneythis is the stupidest story in the world.
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Anonymous: b glad someone did;'nt find out and duct tape u 2 the wall w? ur ass showing and colored it.Anonymousb glad someone did;'nt find out and duct tape u 2 the wall w? ur ass showing and colored it.
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muh wa wa, gotcha th: permy permy permynantmuh wa wa, gotcha thpermy permy permynant
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annaHA HA HA HEE HEE, LOL!!!! i would of been laughing with u but i would'nt be crying...i look bad when my mascara runs!
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katie: if i had a nickle for everytime sum1 saw my thong id b a millionair that wasnt embarressing at allkatieif i had a nickle for everytime sum1 saw my thong id b a millionair that wasnt embarressing at all
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OliviaThis is a really crap storie sorry bout that tho it aint my fault haha
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AnonymousThat's funny. Nothing embarrassing except the fall.
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e: ha.... ha...eha.... ha...
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lisathat should have been a mistakes story, but I bet you were scarred PERMENANTLY he he. Be sure to use WASHABLE next time.
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StefV, you're stupid. She was LAUGHING so hard she started crying.
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poopthat's funny!!! why the hell did you cry?
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layanne1I would of been so embarrassed. I would laugh later on though.
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Anonymoushahahahahhaha i'm tryin not to piss on my pant while reading this
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aussie chick: yeah right as if and you trip and explose ur g-string yeah right..what a crock of *beep*.aussie chickyeah right as if and you trip and explose ur g-string yeah right..what a crock of *beep*.
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lmaothis one was awesome, cept i wouldnt have been embarrassed, i would have laughed so f'n hard, oh and by the way, DONT USE PERMANENT!!!!
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Anonymous: lol, That is funny.Anonymouslol, That is funny.
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Anonymous: dont get itAnonymousdont get it
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Anonymous: She wasn't crying because she was upset, she was crying because she was laughing too hard.AnonymousShe wasn't crying because she was upset, she was crying because she was laughing too hard.
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AshlieLmBo!..//This is the only funny one I've read so far lol!
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um..not embarrassing i would ave laughed at ma self
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okayyoure teacher sounds rad. lol and that was actually pretty funny.
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vthats not embarrassing. thats funny. i would have laughed, not cried.
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Lynneat least he didn't say 'tattoo your ass"!!
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dreamcastthat would be really dumb. next time you abbreviate, put a dot after the abbrevietion!=D
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hehe: DONT USE PERMANENT!!!heheDONT USE PERMANENT!!!
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alexai always write things like that in my agenda, but when the teacher sees... they say nothing
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gingerthat was kinda stupid u think so!!
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SomeoneThis wasnt really funny and its not embarressing neither I dont think...
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Anonymous: Yeh...So don't abbreviate...simple :PAnonymousYeh...So don't abbreviate...simple :P
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DON'T USE PERMANENT!: DON'T USE PERMANENT!!!DON'T USE PERMANENT!DON'T USE PERMANENT!!!
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Grummawas he serious or was he jokin? if a teacher yells u just take it til they calm down; has worked many a time 4 me
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Brianna V.: i use abvr. all the time...Brianna V.i use abvr. all the time
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and ass. is a really long word
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Ethan: Did anybody see your thong? I would have given you a wedgie! Did you actually color your ass?EthanDid anybody see your thong? I would have given you a wedgie! Did you actually color your ass?
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haha: haha, nice!hahahaha, nice!
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MattIt would be funny if when you tripped showing you thong your classmates started drawing on your ass with markers!!!
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crucianpimp: thats funny your goofycrucianpimpthats funny your goofy
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MeganWell, that is bad, at least you took it well though! and you didn't pee either!
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rhiannaha ha now thats just plain stupid and Funny
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hey p.s. dont use permanent!!!!!!!!!!
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Just SomeoneLOL. That's funny, but they're right, you shouldn't use permanent. ;)
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DudeWTHThat's not embarassing, just really funny! LOL
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emmaThat is not funny but the other ones were not this one weired
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Anonymous: don't abbreviate anymore I suggest!!!Anonymousdon't abbreviate anymore I suggest!!!
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howardlol, that would be embarrassing. DON'T USE PERMANENT!!!
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