Embarrassing Family Stories

Bad tailoring

When I was a bridesmaid in my friends wedding, a seamstress took our measurements 9 months prior to the wedding. The week before the wedding my dress was still not ready, but the bride assured me that the seamstress would have it ready in time.

On the Big Day I showed up with my hair and ma...

Who knows a V Word?

My sister-in-law called me to tell me she received a call from her 5 year old sons kindergarten teacher.

The teacher had asked the class who knows a "v" word? Adam raised his hand and with his little speech impediment said "I know a v word. Vageena-I once saw a lady on Austin Powers get a ...

Sibling Rivalry

When I was 8 years old my sister used to tourture me alot(not that bad just pull pranks and what not) but one time her friend was over and i was about to go downstairs when she pantsed me right infront of the stairs.

This startled me and I fell down the stairs with my purple green and red ...

My Mother...Sometimes, You Just Gotta Laugh

My mother tends to tip the bottle quite often. Thankfully, she does most of this at home and out of the public eye, but sometimes....Ughhh!!

My elderly grandfather, my mothers father, died in June. We had the usual Catholic pomp and circumstance funeral. Shortly after the funeral there w...

My Parents - Secret Nudists

My parents were celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary and were jetting off to France. I decided to celebrate my 18th birthday and parents out of the country freedom so I want on vacation with my girlfriends in Spain. We dared each other to go to a nude beach. After all-it was spain. We didnt kn...

The in-laws intercom

I had just got married about 4 weeks earler we had got back from our honeymoon to find that our house was not ready for us to get into yet (i finally bought a house so we could move out of our small apartment). So while we waited to move in we stayed at my wifes parents house. It was late one night...

How the tables have turned..

When I was nine years old I went to a birthday party for a friend of my cousin.My aunt took us and my cousin was all dressed up.She wore a frilly green party dress and a big hair bow.I didnt know any of the kids there and was bored.When I didnt think any of the adults were watching,I lifted my cousi...

Nosy Parents

I was at my girlfriends house, making out with her on her bed, when we decided to give eachother "trophies", hickies that are almost never found by others because they are in places not usually seen by others. Right in the middle of giving one on her right boob, her mom shouts at us and we realize ...

Naked Collision

This incident happened to me a few years ago but Ill never forget it. Either will my in-laws.

It was a beautiful Friday afternoon so my boss and I decided to cut work a few hours short to head home and have a few beer. Once I arrived home I decided to grab a quick shower while Dave, my bos...

Why I dont mess with my brother...

One time, my little brother was being really annoying, so I told him he could hang out with me if he would climb this tree in the park. When he was about halfway up the tree, i reached up and pulled his pants down. So, he was left their in just his whitey tighties and a very short shirt that didn't ...