Embarrassing Mistakes Stories
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I called my appointed attorney to meet with him before my case. A very nice receptionist with a very pleasant voice answered, but after a few moments of speaking with her, I realized she WAS the attorney.
Feeling somewhat embarrassed (And wanting to have a good start with the attorney wh...
Wet Dreams
Probably one of my most embarrassing stories concerned the time my husband and I visited my mother-in law who lived in an adjacent state.
When we got their, we were both dead tired from the long trip and went to bed shortly after we had arrived. We were given the spare bedroom (with no adj...
Unexpected Visitor
After receiving a very firm promise of a visit from a young lady that I had been pursuing for several weeks, (her words left no misunderstanding what she expected when she arrived at my appartment).
I rushed home after work, quickly put a bottle of good wine to chill, then showered. As I wa...
Quick - Grab something!
Im one of those guys that has hot friends that are girls (not to say girlfriend). Well, i went to school one day and i saw one of my hot friends, she was wearing a white shirt with a black mini-skirt. She waved at me and i started running toward her. I triped and fell, and the only thing i could gra...
Continue reading »The Haircut Moment!
I was waiting to get my hair cut. finally it was my turn. I hopped on the chair because i always loved getting a hair cut. It felt good. But not this time...
I sat there anyway and the hairdresser wrapped the cape around me and pumped me up from the bottom of the chair because i was
to ...
Thats a swear word?!
As kids, my sister and I Hula danced. It was fun-we did Hula, Tahitian, Samoan, and Maori dances, too. We were the only white girls out of a bunch of Asian and Samoan girls. We were all friends, though.
We had been practicing very hard for a couple of hours on one Kahiko, and we were on ...
The Child Lock..
I was driving home with my new boyfriend from a night out drinking when he pulled over into a gateway and parked the car. He suggested we went in the back for a bit of comfort and I didnt like to say no, because I really fancied him badly, even though I was gritting my teeth for a wee.
He ...
The Horrific Cake Incident
I made this mistake when I was maybe thirteen. Me, my mom, and my sister went to my fave restaurant to eat, ABP, which stands for something in French that I dont know how to spell. The food there is not French at all, it has mostly sandwiches and salads, and I love it.
On this particular d...
Noone likes a smart ass!
A few years back when I was in college, I was taking an acting class for non-theatre majors. During one class we were doing an exercise in which there were two participants for each exercise-one male and one female. In this particular exercise we would move around until the instructor called freeze ...
Continue reading »An Unexpected Moisturizing
When I was 2 months pregnant a few years back, we were going to Mexico for a trip. I hated flying and knew it was gonna be hell getting on a plane, but I knew it was better than staying home.
We were on the plane, and it was this tiny, little, skinny plane. It was like sitting in a hollow...