Well I was working at a hockey rec. center in the bar and grill.
One night myself and a bunch of employees stayed late drinking. Since I was the only one who had to work the next day I slept there and just opened the kiosk in the a.m. for a tournment that was taking place. Well all of a sudden i can feel the urge to go potty, so i put up a sign back in 5 minutes. Well as I was wiping myself, I checked the toilet paper to make sure I was done, well I wasn't and the toilet paper fell right on my lap.
I tried wiping it off put nothing worked and now I have a big brown stain ....[Read more]