Embarrassing Other Stories

Knockin Good Time

I was having my 14th birthday party at my house, and six of my closest were there, sleeping over. All seven of us were in my family room, with our sleeping bags spread on the ground. Our family room isnt very big, not small, either, but one entire wall is a window facing the street.

Anyway...

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My Inch-Long Bangs

I was 13 in the late 80s, when poofy hair with big, high bangs were the in thing. I could never seem to get my hair the way I wanted it. I was a nerd, and always seemed to be just behind the latest fashion, or way ahead of fashion trends-nevertheless, I got made fun of for both.

You alway...

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Look, hes got a boner!!

One day I decided to go to the local mall to browse around the stores for clothes and what not. Well there were a few girls I knew from school there who knew me and they always pranked me in some kind of way.

Well they were all really hot and they decide to come up to me and start talking....

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Tick on My Ass

A few years ago I went camping with my husband and my son, who was in medical school. The first time we went on a hike I got bit by something right in the middle of my right buttcheek. We went back to the campseat, and I bent over the table and pulled my pants down so my husband could take a look. T...

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Diarrhea Attack

I was out christmas shopping alone for all my friends. I had been walking around for hours and had gotten a lot of cute things I knew my girlfriends would love when I had to go to the bathroom. I rushed to the bathroom and had a real gross diarrhea.

After I was done I headed out to shop...

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Rectal Temperature..

I'm a guy. When I was 14 I stayed home for school because I was sick. My Mom called the doctor, who told her to take my temperature; if I had a fever, come to see him, if not, wait another day.

As my Mom was shaking down the (oral) thermometer, she accidentally hit it against the sink and b...

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Knockout teeth

This happened when i was about 4 or 5.

I was sitting on the frontroom floor, playing on my gameboy. My dad came into the room, and stacked it (fell over) on a toy i hadn't put back. He knocked me forward, i hit my 2 front teeth on my gameboy and they were knocked back, touching the roof of ...

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Embarrassing Physical

I was at my physical at the doctors and my doctor was SO HOT. She was a lot older than me too. I was about 15 and she was probably 30. Anyway, when she asked me to pull my pants down, some shrinkage had occurred, and my thingy was almost not there. I was so embarrassed. I could swear she almost gigg...

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Thinking with the wrong brain

In college, I lived in a large 5 bedroom house with about 8 people, two of which were girls. I invited another girl, who I had a crush on over to study. As luck would have it, it was one of those rare moments I was home alone. We got to talking and things escalated (nothing too serious beyond fond...

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The Ex-Lax Joke..

When I was like umm I think 8 or 9 I slept over my friend's house...

We all went to sleep, and when I woke up in the morning I felt really wet and sticky. I thought at first I wet the bed then I looked and I was lying in a pool of my own diarrhea. It was all over the blankets and everythin...

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