It was a friend who relayed this story to me. She
attended a very fancy wedding (payed for by the father
of the bride) at which the Groom himself stood up to
make a toast, apparently wanting to thank everyone for
coming and just generally express his appreciation.
He stood up, glass in hand and said the following...
"I just wanted to take a minute to express my feelings
to the bride and my best man... who have been having
sex with each other for the last three months behind
my back."
He then walked out of the reception and filed ....[Read more]
