Embarrassing Other Stories

Youve Been Framed!

One day my then boyfriend decided we should to go to his house because his mom and dad were gone.

About thirty min after we got started his dad walked in. He scared us so bad I ran out the back door and down the street - WITH NOTHING ON!!!!

I eventually come to find out his d...

Violence in sports

Im 12 years old and this happened about a month and a half ago, I was playing basketball with my friends( 2 girls and 5 boys), one of the boys was really hot and nice so my girl friend told me to ask him to play basketball by us so I shoted "Hey Jeremy, Jen wants you to play basketball with her". <...

Mommies has batteries..

We had a large bar-b-que at my daughters house and my niece was there. She is a nursing student and was talking about medical terminology which included the male prostrate gland.

Her 7 year old son was playing and heard the word penis and came running over to the table and said, oh yeah, ...

Never kick a car..

One summer,some years back, while on vacation with not much money to spend to go anywhere,or do anything, I figured I might as well do some things around the house.I had a 1974 Gremblin which I always had to check the fluids, oil, brake, transmission, and all regularly. With my wife and Kids luckily...

Im not no girl!

I took my 2 yr old son Shopping with me one day.

He had long blond hair that hung in ringlets of curls and long Eyelashes.And Beautiful Brown eyes. I was in the process of pottie training him. While in the checkout lane some woman said "Mam you have a beautiful little girl". This really go...

Caught on the pot

When I was twelve, my cousin invited me to her house for her thirteenth birthday party. I got there, only to discover I was the only boy. That didnt bother me too much, as I was friends with most of them, and didnt have the whole male ego hang up that some guys, even at that age, have.

An...

I got a turtlehead pokin out!!

i never had probs with constipation until after i had my second child, dont know why. this is the story of my worst episode of constipation!!

one day, an aquaintance from work (not really a friend, she was someone i had recently met) invited me, my husband, and 2 kids over for her stepdaug...

Close the drapes..

On the night after we moved into our new house,which was in another state from the one i was born in (IL to CA) and i moved in the middle of the year,(im just gunna jump into the story) i took a shower. As we used to live in this open area with lots of property(the next house was far) i didnt think ...

Look before you..

My friend and I had been out all day doing errands, and to be polite I was holding in my gas.

We stopped by my place to grab a drink and take a break before heading out, and I decided it was time to let loose. I noticed my neighbors were gone for the day, and facing their house was a lar...

Runs on the way up

One day, around the time I was 15 or 16, My Dad and I were supposed to go to an appointment downtown. We were running a bit late and my Dad was prompting me to hurry up, that we were going to miss our appointment. At that time, I got a severe pain in my stomach, read:diarrhea.I told my Dad that I ha...