Ok, it was my first day at work, and i wanted to make a good impression, so I wore a pink skirt that was a litte above the knees and a white button down blouse. Well, I don't know what I was thinking at the time, but I also wore a black bra and a red thong.

Well, I was 23 at the time,...

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I'd just started in my new department and it was close to time to go home at the end of my shift. Unfortunately 15 minutes prior to my shift ending I had the terrible urge to have to go to the bathroom. So not wanting to look like I was ditching my duties (as I am a customer service agent in a...

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I briefly worked as a cashier in a high-volume grocery store. I hated working the express lane, but I was told to do so one evening.

One of my very first customers was an elderly gentleman. He laid a humongous, wrapped salmon on the belt, and I was dreading picking it up, because I knew...

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I was going to my first major job. i got an office job because i liked being in a cubicle, doing work. well, unfortunately, they put me on the floor with a bunch of pranksters. i was busy, doing my work when i see one of the pranksters with a funnel down his pants and trying to catch a quarter with...

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My former boyfriend used to call me at work incesssantly when we were first going out. Of course, I was head over heels at the time, so I loved it.

One day the phone rang and one of my coworkers got it."It's for you, it's your lover." she said.
I rushed over to the phone and gushed...

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At 16, I got drunk very easily, and when I was working in a hotel, the guests used to leave alcohol outside their room that they didn't want. I thought it would be a good idea to down the pints left outside...bad idea!

I was so drunk I dropped a massive bowl of curry down the corridor,...

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Well my office was under new management and about a third of us were being let go. So me and a few of the guys decided to make a bet to see who would go next. It wasnt much of a bet, just more like whoever guessed the wrong person (we got 3 guesses each) had to go streaking in the office whenever...

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I worked as a Helper Clerk in a grocery store....that means I was the one who stocked the dairy aisle, wine/beer, ad/coupon items on the shelf, end displays, I did it all. I ran around like crazy, usually having only a 5 hour shift to do 8 hours of work. Often times, we used 6-wheeled, flatbed...

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I worked in a deli in a grocery store for a couple of years. It was adjoined to the seafood department. The seafood manager was a spunky, little, elderly lady, whom I loved. Sometimes she annoyed me, though.

On Dec. 1st of that year, she brought these retarded Santa Hats, and we were...

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My brother was the assistant fire chief in a town in Arkansas. He and some of the other firemen were well known practical jokers, always pulling some sort of joke on one another...

One day they got into one of their fellow firefighters locker and took his hemorrhoid medication tub,...

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