My friend and I were working the closing shift one night, and one of our closing tasks was to take the garbage to the big dumpster in the back room.

She had been flirting with our boss, our Person In Charge for a couple of months. I thought he was really cute, but mostly kept it to myself...

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I had a job interview with a firm that I wanted very much.

The interview consisted of me two women and one other man. I sat in one chair with the three of them across from me. All through the interview the ladies were smiling and laughing and the man would not even look at me. This was...

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Years ago, when I was working as an executive secretary for a huge law firm, I was in the employees cafeteria, having lunch. As I got up to return to my desk, a very playful (and totally "harmless") guy named "Fred" suddenly ran up behind me, and, wrapping his arms around my waist, quickly...

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This didnt happen to me (THANK GOD!!!), but I was so embarrassed for my sister when she told me, I just had to share it.

My younger sister has always been somewhat of a wild girl, and she has a very perverted sense of humor. Shes pretty crude and loud about sexual and/or kinky...

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I worked in the oilfields a few years ago, where they only had porta pottys to do your bussiness in. It was summer and I was doing my thing when all of a sudden, I felt something biting me...

It was ants all over my unmentionables!! I jumped up, ran out butt naked, pulling my clothes off...

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I was in a meeting with about 20 co-workers and some kind of corporate dweeb up there talking about loss prevention. Having had Panchos the night before, I was pretty gasious. It took all my concentration to hold in this massive fart...

One of my co-workers got up to exit the room and as...

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During my rookie year at the fire department I was very eager to impress everyone with my firefighting skills. Being the only female at my department,it was even more important that I look "competent".

One day we got toned out for a fire and I rushed to get geared up and ready to go. I...

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My friend signed up to model nude in an art class, but he got sick. He felt terrible because he would lose the large amount of money. He told me to impersonate him and I would get half of the money. Being the money driven fool I was, I agreed. I went to the studio and started to pose. A couple...

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I work in a detail oriented job and one day a customer called to complain that someone he spoke with a few weeks ago selected the wrong doctor's name on his card. So I corrected it and apologized for the mistake. Being that this was the second call I recieved for the same mistake that day, I...

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A long time ago, I had a temporary job working at the Hill Country Arts Foundation. Id just finished college, and it was the first job Id ever had answering a telephone with more than one line. Shortly after I first started working there, I was the only one in the office while everyone else was...

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