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Submitted By : TinyDad


My most embarrassing experience happened about 8 months after i married. I was 33 and she was 38. It was my first marriage and her second. I had always been shy with girls and nudity due to my small penis. When we dated and she would make an attempt to grab my crotch, I would pull away and make some excuse. Finally I had to tell her I was embarrassed to be seen. this intrigued her more and finally got me to show...

She thought it was cute and wanted to measure it. It was the same small 3.5 inch as when I had always measured it.

After a few more weeks of dating she convinced me to shave it smooth. She said it would make it look bigger. All I thought it did was make me look like a boy. she loved it though and I kept it smooth right into out marriage 18 months later. I felt it was OK to be shaved as she was the only person seeing me naked anyway. This changed after marriage when I began to participate in the weekly family swims with her and her kids at the local pool. In an effort not be seen too much in the locker room there, I took up my old high school routine of being very conscience of my nudity and showering under a corner nozzle to avoid to much exposure. Having not been in this situation since high school I was very embarrassed to have the guys see my little bald penis. I adjusted to this exposure OK and used by tricks of keeping covered to get by.

Anyway, it's 8 months into the marriage when my wife finds out I haven't had a physical since hi school. I told her I didn't have a doctor but she insists on making an appointment with hers for me. My thoughts immediately went to the fact that my wifes doctor is a woman. I had been to a doctor as a kid but what would it be like now that I'm a man. I new there was going to be nudity of course and all kinds of thoughts went through my mind. No other female had seen me bare in quite a number of years.

About 3 weeks later I arrived at the office. It was fairly routine and ended up stripped down to my underpants waiting for her. They were a tight white bikini and kept my package very contained and shriveled due to the cold. she arrived and did the usual checks of eyes, ears, chest, etc. Her young nurse periodically assisting with paperwork and doing something at the counter. I'm sure each had checked out my little bulge more then once and I dreaded having to lower them for the genital check.

When that time came I was taken a back over two instances. first she asked me to completely remove my underpants and then pulled the stirrups from the side of the exam. she said using them for men was becoming more common now and gave the best access for the last two exams. Last 2 I thought? Oh boy. She got a small drape and kept me covered till I was in position. Once ready the drape was moved up to my belly leaving me completely exposed. Legs high and wide. Penis and scrotum laid out. Because of my size I always poke out over my sac. I never hang or flop one way or another. I could my anus exposed too. I felt smaller then I before. shrinking up due to nervousness, etc. I had no worry of getting an erection at this point. the exam went on without incident. I kept wondering what she really thought about my bald little penis but she never mentioned anything about it. I'm sure her nurse had only seen this on little boys.

Next I felt her finger on my anus as she said it was time for the digital rectal exam. I had not had one of these before but the second her finger penetrated me I felt my penis stir. Nothing I could do now. She continued and I began to hard right in front of her and nurses eyes. I could not have been more humiliated as they watched the process. Soon I had a pulsing 3 and half inch rod. I'm sue they were mentally comparing me to boys they had seen and how small i looked all bald. I just closed my eyes and tried to get through it. I did and the exam was soon over. I was still erect when she helped my legs out of the stirrups and told me to dress again. Afterwards she says she noticed a couple moles on my back and had referred me to a dermatologist.

Great I thought, what humiliation would I experience there?!!

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FROM : Lindsey
Your wife sucks. Only gay guys shave their pubes.

FROM : Anonymous
haha teenyweeny

FROM : ann onomus
teehee teehee heetee heetee...raining ducks! (that duck thing was completely ramdom)hahahahahahahahaahhaahahha

FROM : Anonymous
faggot

FROM : CASY COLEN
THAT STUPIED HORNY OLD MAN LOL, HEY WANTED TO GET F***D

FROM : CHELSEA
U STUPIED UGLY BALD LIL PENIUS FREAK 4 1 WHO WOULD EVER TELL A STORY LIKE THIS 2 THE PUBLIC U STUPIED SMALL PENIUS NO ONE NEEDED 2 KNOW THAT SO SHUT UR SMALL MOUTH WITCH WOOD MATCH UR PEINUS SENCE SOOO SMALL 3INCHES HOW SMALL CAN BE? BYE

FROM : nicaole(April 3,2005
Thats Embarrassing!!

FROM : h
HAHA TINY WEENIE HAHA TINY WEENIE SMALL WEINER YOU LOSER

FROM : Jonathan
so ur saying porn stars are all gay?

FROM : know where you are c
about 5 years ago i had vasectomy when my wife seen my shaved balls she decided to shave the rest of my hair she like it and nobody else was going to see it so i been that way ever since. last summer we went to the beach for the day with her family we pick a wrong day to go when we got their we found the the beach was closed due to poliution levels of the water the 4 famlies decided to stay and make the best of it without swimming we were playing touch football when the down pour came everybody was soak and caked with mud before going home everyone need a shower i realized it was going to a group shower nobody in her family has never ever seen me naked never mind shaved including my 13 year old son i have a very small thin dick almost 4 inches hard but with shrinkage it is a inch the last time i seen my son naked he was about 10 he could of been longer and thicker than me already. it was the most embarrassing ever to happen to me out of 4 adults 3 teenagers and 3 youngs one i was the only person with circumcision penis including my son. my bros inlaws and the teenagers including my son all beat my little 1 incher by 2 to 3 inches i am not even sure i was biggest of the young ones. one kid asked why my penis was so small one smart ass bro in law answer because they cut off too much it is stupid to say or think but i did feel like a little boy somebody else said to my son they know who the man in family is now if my penis could of got any smaller it would of disappear my older nephews and son seem to enjoy showing me that they had bigger dicks. my bros in laws were having a good laugh at lack of size and my embarrassment after all getting dress one nephew told his mother in front of everybody that his pee pee was bigger than mine his mother told try to ssh him but he said no its true he has no hair like me and its smaller i could of crawl into hole and die everyone started to laugh and every so often i still get bug about that day by my in laws. the only good thing that day i was happy to see my son had a normal size i am still shaved and my wife stills thinks it funny story for me after going thourgh that i am a bit more comfortable being nude in puplic not much i no longer hide myself from my son if he see naked so be it and he not shy one bit of me seeing him nuded now. nudity in our house is abit more open now and with doctors i perfer women docs than men with both no matter what i get shrinkage but i perfer a women looking or touching my 1 incher and i have this fantasy i will get a erection with women doc and she will make a nice comment of how big i am. sometimes in summer my wife shaves too

FROM : ~*~Aurora~*~
His wife was only trying to help. I know alot of straight guys who at least clean it up a bit because they're convinced that it makes them look bigger.

FROM : tiffany
nuh uh, i like shaved pubes. its no big deal either way.

FROM : Nick
Easily the most embarrassing story on the whole site - congratulations! I keep re-reading it in shock and awe. Thanks for sharing it, I don't know whether to laugh or cry for you.

FROM : SEXY BITCH
WHAT A BORING STORY BUT HEY YOUR WIFE MUST LIKE LIL BOYS

FROM : Nellie
Poor guy!! Hang in there buddy. Hey ya wife loves ya man, because alot of woman believes size does matter. Be happy with what ya got. Ever thought of surgery? That is if its really bothering you. But anyways much love man!!

FROM : Anon
Aw...That totally sucks. Poor you :(

FROM : BIBI
FUNNY STORY;BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT SO MUCH!!!

FROM : u wish u had this
thats bull, not only gay guys sheave down there, my SEXY boyfriend just shaved down there for the first time, and it makes him look even bigger than he already is! (he's about 9in.) and its definetly not gay. if thats the was she likes it, and you like it, than keep it!

FROM : Was expecting humili
aww, it was good enough, but...

...i was expecting something like "your wife wrote 'please don't laugh at his small prick' on your ass"

FROM : Dude
Have you not seen many guys in the health club shower or beach bathrooms? Most guys shave dude. Women think it is disgusting, I mean real hot women, of course. Go rent a porno or something, you'll see. You have a small penis because it's got no experience!

FROM : Lucy
That story was way too long.

FROM : MG
Wow thats embarrasing especially the stirrups...I hate those things

FROM : Pippa
Oh my God that's bloody embarrassing! I'd feel awful if people were looking at my anus, I'd far rather my girly bits were on show!!!!

FROM : HI
pubes yummy i eat them for brekfest.

FROM : cassie
so not true. Lots of women like their men to shave their pubes. It does allow easier access for a little mouth action down there. But yeah that is a really humiliating story. Sounds worse than anything girls go through. Im so glad we dont have to worry about shrinkage. And anal exams.

FROM : God
Well, at least his wife isn't as ugly as you, Lindsey, you fat slut.

Dude... I feel really sorry for you :( Poor guy >_< But she loves you right? :) that's good ^_^

FROM : Jhon
gross who would think of shaving there dick
ur wife needs help ........... fast

FROM : tam
i dont think you should have anything to worry about. your not the only one out there so dont think the doctors havn't seen it before. besides you have a wife who loves you. that's all that matters.

FROM : Denise21
what in blue hell is a man doing in sirrups?! A male exam should be designed differently - this story makes no sense...how can a penis be so small?

FROM : hahahahaha
loser

FROM : Anon
Um. Lots of dudes shave. Go watch porn; the guys are usually shaved.

FROM : grandma mary
you poor guy. cheer up ive seen smaller penises than yours. if you visit the bodies museum, there is a guy playing with a basketball, you cant miss him, his wang is like 1 inch give or take.

FROM : Bilbo
It figures youd say that Lidsey; you talk like a man with a woman's name. Either way you're either a dike or a fag, capish.

FROM : sam
wow, thats funny. you shouldnt shave it only girls due... 3.5 inches??? thats small!!!

FROM : Anonymous
I like em shaved. It's sexy.

FROM : Anonymous
The last commenter is an idiot. Anyone with any thought of hygeine should shave down there.

FROM : Frank S.
Your are making this story up, or exagerating. No doctor would put a man in stirrups. Women doctors do examine male genitals, and prostates, but not like that.

FROM : Kell
Haha! Baby dick!

FROM : Anonymous
shut the fuck up lindsey, there's nothing wrong with being gay.

FROM : bigfatjerk
my friend has a nike sign shaved out down there, but u do NOT want to know how i found out <:-O

FROM : Janiece
Actually no,lots of guys shave... down there.
Sad story. ): *pats*

FROM : bobbi rodonski
i think its funny to get an enema from my babysitter is that weird?

FROM : Rise to the Occasion
I bet that rectal exam felt great.

FROM : LOL
Poor u, 3.5 of rippling muscle. i c why u didnt have sex till u got married

FROM : sha-nana
OMG YOUR GAY! why the hec you shave sick-o. your so gay. gaygaygay

FROM : Jackie
MILLIONS of guys shave. Probably more than women.

oh man, sounds awful. Im'a girl but I dunno what the heck Id do if that happened to me!

FROM : Hardxcore
My boyfriend shaves and it is an extreme turn-on. I don't like guys being all hairy. ew.

FROM : me
my boifriend always shaves there

FROM : HAHA!!!
lol sorry but 3.5 inches?!?!? my bf is only 14 and his is um....10 lol!!! sorry but dude come on that is kinda pathetic...

FROM : terry
bullshit.

FROM : Bulllshit!
Bulllshit!

FROM : brittney
this is the dumbest fucking story who fucking cares if your penis is small WTF!!!
so shave your balls an look like a kid shut the fuck up.
damn stop being a pussy an get the fuck over it.

FROM : WTF?
OK what the hell? All we really needed was the last paragraph, we didn't need your whole life story!

FROM : Anonymous
Shaved is GOOD!!!! I like shaved

FROM : Peter
Thats mild to my erect pinis exam.

FROM : Anonymous
I know how you feel, AKWARD!! (shudders)

FROM : Anonymous
Hey, you're not alone. Have you seen an uncensored nude pic of Chris Crocker? He has a small, hairless penis!!!

FROM : jessgrl xoxoxoxo
wut the hell lyndsy? alot of grls want there guys to shave down there

FROM : Anonymous
ROFL 3.5 inch penis... unlucky man

FROM : -.-
ha ha , u have a small noob

FROM : my bf shaves and i l
POOR MAN MY BF IS A 7 AND A HALF INCH WOW

FROM : Anonymous #2 (boy)
"shut the fuck up lindsey, there's nothing wrong with being gay."

yes there is, but it dosen't mean i treat them any differntly. i just apply TLC and hope there mental conditon gets better.

FROM : Anonymous
You kno u can get pills to enlarge ur penis that's ridiculous my boyfriends penis is 8.7 inches I couldn't imagine havin sexual intercourse with someone so tiny

FROM : A. Nonymous
What's the name and ph # of your doctor?

FROM : Tara
guys are better with body hair. It's makes them more manly and sexy and stuff

FROM : abc
I was longer then than that the first time i ever measured at 10 and the erection? i feel so bad for this guy

FROM : :D
God, I totally just masturbated to this story. (: Orgasm!!! :D

FROM : Elfy
That's not too small! I'd rather have a guy 3.5 inches than 10 inches...if it's too big it really hurts. Plus, I won't suck a guy if he's big coz it hurts my jaw too much. Nothing wrong with shaving either - my bf used to do it and I think it's pretty hot.

FROM : Anonymous
my boyfriend shaves it nice

FROM : LOL
Ummmmm wow!

FROM : freakybitch
I think all guys should shave itz fukken hot n I don't have to worry bout beein poked on ma pussy n itz easier to sukk too mmmmmm horny goodness!

FROM : Anonymous
awe you poor thing! But listen, get over yourself, size isn't EVERYTHING! LOL!

FROM : mick
mine is even smaller. i got hard once with my lady doctor i appologised for it she just said would i rather have a male doctor next time

FROM : ballsontheline2000
I loved the story. I also have a tiny little dick. It is only 4 inches when hard and I keep it totally shaved. My wife loves to have me swim nude with our guests in our pool. It is really embarrasing when the young boys swim nude and they have more dick and sex hair than I do.

FROM : poopbutt
I have a 7 incher, an it looks 9 when shaved

FROM : ppp
totall Disgusting

FROM : George
What planet does Lindsey come from?

FROM : ahmed
my boyfriend shaves! AND I LOVE IT HAHAHAA

FROM : Anonymous
that is not true. I have always gone by the motto if a woman shaves for u it is only fair to shave for them if they want u too. I have been shaven since I met my fiance 4 yrs ago.

FROM : lil guy
i feel for you. my penis is just under 4" when hard, and i have many, many stories similar to yours.

FROM : Sad
I really am sorry about the size of your penis :D but what can you do about it? nothing.. so be proud of it.

FROM : Elliott
gays are not right they should be ashamed

FROM : cool gal
lindsey-bitch
anonymous-gay
bigfatjerk i want to know how you know the nike sign!
janiece-good friend
quy-wierd

FROM : ????
that is terrible

FROM : <3
One. He did it because his wife made him. Two there's nothing wrong with being gay you are who you are and people who are most strongly opposed to gays are trying to hide their sexuality

FROM : FRANK
THAY ARE LOT OF MEN THAT ARE SMALL ME TO AND I HAVE 6 KIDS.

FROM : JOHN
MY WIFE LIKE MEN WITH LOTS OF HAIR

FROM : rey
omgggg well we all have our moments

FROM : Small_Point_2
I bet this guy is way older than me, but I got a whole half inch on him! SUCK MY 4 inch dick, bitch!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FROM : Roar <3
Ooh well that stinks

FROM : Anonymous
i'm a girl and i have a guy doctor and when i get my physicals they make you take everything off and they pinch your nipples and it hurts.

FROM : Umh
I thought only same sex doctors could do genital exams...About shaving; more men should give it a second thought because if I want to touch something hairy I'll pat my dog; guys should be nice and smooth.

FROM : wow
no need to be embarrassed i shave my pubes too but i cant say i feel your pain cause im not that small and anonymous its a sin to be gay so there is a problem with it

FROM : Anonymous
if your married, who cares if your small... not trying to impress anyone else anyways.

FROM : Tehehe
Are you gay or something cos that is fucked up

FROM : doctort
I am a female physician and I never use stirups for my male patients. I have them get up on the table on their hands and knees. I can see them better, examine their rectums better and also palpate their testicles and penis from the back. Often they get erections so that is not a big deal (although my nurse and I always enjoy seeing it). I have even had a few patients ejaculate right there in the office as I massage their prostate glands! The patients are always embarrased but neither my nurse or I mind at all!

FROM : steve j
nobody ever understands my point of view. i go to nude beaches, i'm not a prude. it is my choice who sees me, who touches me, and when. medical profession is the only one i've ever seen that thinks they can humiliate you, hurt you, then send you an expensive bill !

FROM : Julie Marannes
I am a French female physician and I shall state that i never saw a patient erect when being examined "down there"! Penis and testes are pretty stuned, we call it among us "snails" !

FROM : aa
a lady doctor touchmy penius

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FROM : Seriously
what the hell is wrong with you people? I am not what anyone would call well endowed, but I dont think overly small either....

And I would never go for a physical to a female doctor, esp if a nurse stayed in the room at the same time. Thats so weird and awkward. Now if I had a 9 inch dick, instead of a 5 inch dick, well like the saying goes if you got it flaunt it. I definitely dont have it.

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FROM : You ARE small
Getting rid of pubes makes you look bigger - so if you looked small shaved, then you ARE small

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