FROM : Ocean1
LoL i would have crawled into a hole and died.

FROM : Guest girl
My pocket rocket has it´s place under my pillow. In a hotel I had forgotten, that I was not at home. I couldn´t look into the eyes of the chambermaid, who did my bed, the next days.

FROM : Kris aka prinncess_9
Um yea i would have been so embarressed he probably thought they were yours

FROM : keety
lol. i cant beleve it

FROM : Tyler racine
what are vibrators!?

FROM : Rati
When with my husband and kids on holidays I had my pocket rocket handy to have my satisfaction during intercourse as usual. After the steamy first night (all covered with cumstains)and a heavenly loud climax (one of the children was awakened in the adjoining room) we fell asleep and left early inthe morning to go to the beach. When we came back in the afternoon, the chambermaid had done the beds: vibrator under the pillow, all the linen with the stiff spots changed. When we met the friendly lady in the corridor later, she had a broad knowingly grin. I blushed more than filled with highest ecstasy. My vib disappeared and my fingers had to do the work during the other nights of our stay. I think my embarrassement was like yours.

FROM : Anonymous
Bull Honkey!

FROM : Anonymous
WOW. DAT IS TEH SUPER EMBARRASSING. OMG. I would be no more alive. *turns red*. You fucking moron! What the fuck is so embarrassing about that?! IT'S your WIFES! You must have a really small cock if she needs big ones. FAG. PANZY. QUEER. GAY FUCK. HOMO. NANCY. SALLY. COCK SLUT IN HEAT. GO to HELL!

FROM : Teehee
Were they double sided? XD

FROM : Anonymous
its qwere u shouldny av ad ur vibrators under there any way

FROM : LOL
You probLY CAN'T PLEASURE HER LIKE A REAL MAN COULD.

FROM : GIGI
THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST ONES!!!! BOY,DID I LAUGH HARD!

FROM : Ashlee
omg that is so embarrassing i'd kill myself there and then!!!!!! let alone crawl in a hole nd die!!

FROM : shadow
Dude.....you gotta Check first. LOL Not to mention, she had BIG ones, becuz ALL women think Big...LOL

FROM : Lucy
Did the guy reply, "I think I know why the bed is sagging, you guys are total sexual deviants. Maybe if you spent more time actually working and less time engaging in weird sexual practices, you wouldn't have to live off hardworking Americans, you lazy ass."

That's what I would have said.

PS - Do you have any pics of your wife using the two vibrators at the same time - I mean, you know, dp'ing herself? Cause I want to see that!!!

FROM : Beatrix
When in the holidays, the girl who did the cleaning found my two vibrators and put them under my pillow. My husband was more embarrassed than I had been.

FROM : Anonymous
BIG where they? - They where probably supporting the saggy middle of the mattress! lololol

FROM : person
i agree

FROM : mellisa
yea i agree with ocean 1

FROM : say what?!?!
that is a lie that is a joke you moron god u are so retarded

FROM : Kayla
Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Nicole
HAHAHA!

FROM : trixie
hehehehehehehehe

FROM : ****
this is too funny! so which three does ur wife perfer?

FROM : faye
ohh my god how embarrasing

FROM : Christ Incarnate
Hahah.. I'd liked to have seen his reaction.

FROM : Me
One time, when my husband & I first lived together we had some friends over for the week (we lived out of state, they came to visit). Anyway, one of HIS friends clogged up our toilet really nasty and all of the water started leaking from the toilet so badly it got into the bedroom carpet. So, we called the repair guy and they fixed the toilet but we had to wait for two days until someone came to clean and dry our carpet. When he finally arrived we had to have EVERYTHING out of our bedroom, which included the closet, as I was cleaning out the last of the closet the cleaner guy was trying to help and I looked over just in time to notice him notice my vibrator which he then grabbed a sock he used to pick up the vibrator and hand it to me. I was mortified because I knew there were two more in there. Luckily I grabbed the other two before he noticed but he gave me this really dumb smile when he handed me the first one. I could have died.

FROM : amanda
why do people say like..oh your lying thats not truee..how the hell do they know if its true or not..and by the way..haha thats was funnyy..

FROM : Jackie
Both of your stories are hilarious but don't do that. LOL!

FROM : greg123
big ones! lucky woman

FROM : hahahahahahahhaah
why the fuck does your wife have dildos.
you not enough man for her?

FROM : jennifer mendez
why were thinking of playing with toys in the bedroom and what is your name

FROM : Homo
ya nice try but that is a joke not a story

FROM : Anonymous
why the fuck do u bother readin this stuff if ur goin send shit in u retard

FROM : XD
SAY WHAT?!?! UR A FUCKING WANK IT WAS A FUCKING FUNNY JOKE HOW DO U KNOW UNLESS UR THERE?

FROM : Trixi
I like to masturbat twice a day, frigg my bean or buzz it with a vib. So I have my two instruments handy under my pillow.
When my sis and her 13 yo daughter visited me about a fortnight ago, the girl became dizzy and I let her use my bed.
When she came out of my bedroom after a while she had a red face and refused to look at me. I knew all in a moment without checking the position of my pillow.

FROM : me
BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

FROM : Colorfulbow<3
HAHHHAHAH

FROM : ARUN
IT IS NOT A HOT STORY

FROM : WTF!?
LOL WUT!!??!!

FROM : annon
omgg how embarrising
but if u wer any good at sex she wudennt hav themm
duhhhh

FROM : Rebeka
Ew lol srry

FROM : fff
fff ahahaha:)

FROM : Vanessa XD
it okay I'm sure ur package is huge ;*