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Drunken Sleepwalker - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Ryan


This new years i got really drunk at one of my friends from college's house. there were about 6 people i knew, but were not my great friends. Which makes it more embarrassing. The other 5 people i never met before.
First, I threw up in the sink, which has obviously been done before, but i felt pretty bad about that. But the next day, I woke up and asked if I threw up. The host said "oh, you did more than that." And everyone kept saying "I'm not gonna tell you what happened." Finally, someone said "you peed in a drawer. I've never seen more pee in my life." Apparently, at around four in the morning, when everyone was asleep, I sleepwalked to the TV stand and let loose. Somebody woke up, cause it got on her sleeping bag. Everyone woke up, and had to clean it up for me. Actually, only three people cleaned, everyone else apparently couldn't stop laughing.

I want to die.

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FROM : Lizzy
my mate Tammy had gave me this lads email (danny) adress so i added it and started talking to him saying i was the fittest girl in school and all the boys beep there horn at me as if to say hey sexy but what i didnt now it that even Tammy wouldnt of had the email adress if it wor though her cousin jamie she wouldnt of had it Danny told jamie what i had said and jamie told Tammy and it went through out year and to this day everyone says BEEP BEEP 2 me even Tammy says it!

FROM : emma
i think ur nasty and u shouldnt even be drinking even if u are old enough.

FROM : alex
thats why you dont drik duh!!!!!!! :-)

FROM : Danny
I know exactly how you feel I've had quite a few of those moments myself and it made me get off liquor for a while

FROM : CASANDRA
THAT SHOWS YOU NOT TO GET DRUNK AT OTHER PEOPLES HOMES BECAUSE YOU WILL PROBABLY PEE IN THEIR DRAWERS AGAIN. BUT IT IS ALLL COOL BECAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ALOT OF PEOPLE NOT JUST YOU.

FROM : Don't worry
First I was the person laughing. The I was the person doing the peeing. Then I was the person cleaning. Now I am the person cleaning and laughing. Don't worry not a big deal. it happens to a lot of people (at least in my world). Next time just try to at least use the litter box.

FROM : anonymouse
wow!!!!!! omg . . . that's great! ha ha ha, that's funny stuff! If that ever happened to me (it wouldn't b-cuz I'm a girl) I would be laughing my self!

FROM : tina
i can top that..
i went on a GREAT date with what was the best looking guy i have ever been out with. i was nervous so i drank a lot. i had a total blackout which was something i have never done before. the next morning i woke up nude in my own apartment. i called this guy to see what happened. he said a) we had unprotected sex b) afterwards i peed on the floor. i am an attorney, normal, etc...
he said he ran out. needless to say he never wants to see me again and we live in a very small town.

FROM : anime_girl93
thats wat u git 4 being THAT drunk, u idiot!

FROM : Lisa
And what did we learn from this? Don't get drunk!!!

FROM : dave
I have no sympathy for embarrassment that drunken assholes cause themselves. Very simple, don't get drunk and you won't do dumb assed shit to embarrass yourself in the first place. Get a life you drunken assed bum

FROM : Brian
lol no need to die..just hide for a little while and avoid the booze for an eternity

FROM : coral
SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!

FROM : lisa
I have had my share of puke stories, one time in college a bunch of us went to montreal ( where the drinking limit is 18) I got so drunk that I passed out on one of the tables and I puked in my sleep all over the table and floor and all over myself and I had to go out in minus 18 weather to get home with no change of clothes. this is a very true story and I will never forget it, even though now I am 33.

FROM : Laura
Don't worry everyone dies eventually.

FROM : sandra
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one time i was so drunk i pissed myself at a really budy train station downtown, in heels and makeup. classy.

FROM : mee
LOL. but to Brian I must ask... isn't avoiding booz for eternity the *same* as dying?

FROM : bigbootyjudy
thats not embarrassing i peed in the oven before

FROM : Your mam
Hahaa, sounds more funny than embarassing to me :P

FROM : anonymous
To Lisa....who posted about going to Montreal and passing out....I remember that the same EXACT thing happened to me when i went to montreal and the temperature was also minus 18 and went with a bunch of friends. Only I was age 18 at the time, not 33. I believe it was in the year 1993. I passed out and puked in my sleep on my pants. I had to go outside in wet pants in that freezing weather cuz i ALSO had no change of clothes. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!! I thought I was reading my own story at first, lol.

FROM : Richard
I hate that, I dont think ive ever done anything that embarrassing, but I have had the friends telling me of embarrasing things I did last night while drunk thing.

FROM : nelia mae
hhahaha.....how imbarrasing..but dont worry to much

FROM : tony
wow that must be like so wierd i bet the girl was like wtf are u doing.

FROM : Cassie
LOL. I'm sorry. But peeing in a drawer. That is awesome.

FROM : Anonymous
It'll pass. In the meantime learn to take better care of urselt.

FROM : d
kill urself if u wanna die

very easy

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