Embarrassing School Story - Puking on my crush

Puking on my crush - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Rena

Well, it was one of those random days in 5th grade. I was 10 years old and was a very picky eater. As a matter of fact, I throw up whenever I eat some foods I hate, like spinach, peanut butter, and MEAT especially. (Actually I don't know this for a fact, but I am a strict vegetarian, unlike my parents, so I would hope so.) But that's off topic.

Anyway, I had a headache, so my mom had fed me Grape Motrin and a tofu-nut burger (a strange mix of tofu and peanuts, which I would later find out had peanut butter filling). So, the two didn't mix very well. I went to school, and I felt a little queasy, but didn't think anything of it. To make a long story short, I threw up on my best friend Lisa's sweater, much to her distaste, at indoor recess.

Then, to make matters worse, my teacher said, "Justin, take Rena down to the nurse's office for extra credit." Justin was my crush! I could see the disgust on his face, but he wanted extra credit, so he took me down, standing pretty far away.

I felt queasy again, and I thought I was going to projectile vomit on him, so I tried to run outside. He thought I was running away from the nurse, and he wanted his extra credit, so he came over to me. Yes, I did projectile omit on him-on his face! I practically caused a chain reaction as he ran to the nurse screaming with the remains of my tofu-nut burger (which was purple because of the Grape Motrin).

He still doesn't talk to me.

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FROM : roxxi
Dude, that is seriously nasty!!!

FROM : amanda
totally gross man but hey when you gotta vomit you cant hold it back so sucks to be you man it really sucks that it had to be you crush though! personally i have never thrown up at school or anyone for that matter.good story

FROM : b
awwwww.....thats pretty lame i mean.....he stilll doesn't forgive her thats a bummer

FROM : Anonymous
hahaha nu idot

FROM : BB
oh man poor you!you must've been soooo embarrassed!

FROM : Anonymous
thats stupid

FROM : Gift Horse
Jesus, I bet that stings...

FROM : Nicola
its no even funny man

FROM : justin
why the hell did u tll everybody this bitch

FROM : Emily
LOL! Nice!

FROM : Mimi
leave that school

FROM : captain jack
sounds gross

FROM : man
man, that would really suck. and the dude sounds like a jerk. as if he's never thrown up.

FROM : Anonymous
On his face?! If I ever puked on my crushs' face I would change schools!

FROM : Cassie
THAT IS SOOOOOOOO FRECKIN" FUNNY

FROM : LOL
oh geez...

FROM : OMG
i feel srry for u!

FROM : no author
no offense but why the heck would you eat tofu in the first place , the most disgusting food ever invented!!!

FROM : Anonymous
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
you ate tofu
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
then you throwed up on two people

FROM : ashley
that sucks!!!!!!!! i feel so bad for u!!!!!!!!

FROM : Alyssa
Hun,he deserved it,he didn't wanna take you and he knew you were sick *huggles*

Alyssa

FROM : Malery
omg! i feel sooo bad 4 u!
but he sounded like a fricken idiot!
he totally deserved it!
but, Y did you eat tofu?
eeewww!
lol!

Malery Nicole

FROM : Sammy
sucks for u!!!!!!!!Well, and ur crush.

FROM : ¢¾¢¾¢¾¢¾
ew if you were sick i would have definitly not have brought you down, no offense! but ew

FROM : anna
i feel ur pain hun. but he kinda desevered it on the fact that he only took you down to the nurse cause he would get extra stinkin credit! so forget about that jackass! i hope you feel better!

FROM : Anonymous
WoW THATS WUT HE GETS FOR GRABING U AND U PROBABLY THREW UP BECAUSE OF THE TOFU.

FROM : qqq
suckerr!! hahaaah

FROM : ????
thats pretty wack i feel sad about that

FROM : alex
i feel sorry

FROM : Hannah
He deserved it BIG TIME! That is so mean. Wheres the wove in this planet?? =(

FROM : Tariss
Awwww! *Hugs* I feel so sorry for u! It's terrible having a crush hate you...

FROM : issssssssss
well its ok.................. =/

FROM : Samanthsa
Omg :O

Im Scundered For You!!

I woulda Rubbed It In His Face!

FROM : Anonymous
ew. thts what u get for eatin such nasty food.

FROM : Cherry Pie
I agree with no name down there. Who in the world would be picky enough about their food to result in eating tofu?!

FROM : nichole
that so disgusting sorry it happen to you

FROM : KATILYNNAH
Oh my G Od!! so fuNnY

FROM : Anonymous
haha

FROM : kaylee
you are a disgusting ass bitch!!!! why didn't you tell him you had to throw up?! he would have stayed away from you long enough and you wouldn't have BARFED ON HIS FACE!

FROM : lee
look if he were worth liking he would have not cared just find someone better

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FROM : punkprincess
i knew this was going to be embarrasing just by looking at the title

FROM : web surfing
sitting here killing myself not that embarrassing !!! VOMIT POWER!!!

FROM : Rayquaza
Wow... that must SUCK.

FROM : emliy
this is stupid sex is more intesting

FROM : laura
ewww yack

FROM : k3vin
wow.. i was a picky eater when i was 10... but now i like everything except some things..

FROM : the anonymous one
I feel 4 ya sister. I threw up in front of the entire SCHOOL while next to my crush. If u compare, its really not so bad

FROM : Lotsodrama
Geez, thAt must be so embarrassing!

FROM : ytxxydotcom
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