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Watching the dirty... - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Melissa


I didn't learn about sex the regular way...like from your mom or the school...no I learned from porn. I was 12 when I saw my first porn movie and every night I would get up late to go watch it. Well I invited my sister to watch with me one night also...she was 9.Well in one of the porn flicks it shows this woman masturbating so I thought I would try...which made me want to watch porn all the time...

One night my sister and I got caught watching the porn movie and was sent to our rooms...a week goes by and we didn't get in trouble...I guess it was a shock one time let it slide deal.

Well I started watching the flicks before I went to school and no ones ever home when I go to school b/c my bus picks me up at 8 and they have to be at work by 7 and my sister at school by 7:30.

Needless to say my dad works like 1 min away from our house I was in the middle of masturbating until my dad walks in on me watching his porn movie and masturbating...I was grounded until like I was 15 and they wont even talk to me when it comes to sex...

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FROM : Anonymous
Wow, thats pretty bad. I would kill myself if that happened

FROM : ash
OMG THAST SO EMBARESSINGG

FROM : Anonymous
reminds me of American Pie...lol

FROM : ..
lmfao lmfao
thats happened to me too

FROM : ADEEL
u got me

FROM : samantha killdo
that is horrifing, trust me i know almost the same thing happened to me!
simpathy!

FROM : JAY
OMGGGGGGGGGGG I WOULDVE DIEDDDDD

FROM : Bilbo
It is quite normal to learn the sexual "arts" from sources other than parents or school, unless you're a little sheltered stinkface. My first glimpse of a vagina, mind you, was a trucker's magazine in a McDonalds bathroom stall; all of the women were big, had dicks AND clits, were hairy, and most had big breasts and beards. Its as if Satan himself ha da hand in the ordeal. You'd think such would traumatize a young and impressionable mind, but, alas, I went unscaved; I am godlike.

FROM : mzx
whoa..that has got be to awkward!

FROM : Anonymous
i wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

FROM : chloe mcwilliams
that suxs. and that is ilegall. but dont worry, (i do it too)

FROM : Anonymous
Parents who punish their kids for masturbating are close-minded assholes.

FROM : katiE<3
OMG That is so horrible!!! L0L Are you a guy or a girl?.. But needless to say that is S000 embarrassing!!

FROM : hotdude
lol man with your sister gross

FROM : howdyyy
that was weak as hellll

FROM : oh my
HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

FROM : babi n jonny
bullllllshit!

FROM : Anonymous
w3ll maybe if your parents taught u about sex this wouldve never happened...........................

FROM : Anonymous
A story about a 12 year old girl masturbating, this will probably become rather popular.

FROM : :|
lol i watch porn every nite but i wouldent bring my sis down :|

FROM : Anonymous
Grounded for wanking? OMG! That sucks!

FROM : shell
it reminds me american pie aswell lol and dat would be soooo embaressing i could never look my dad in the face again

FROM : nikki
unlukin huni xx

FROM : Andrew Gower
Rolling on the floor laughing

FROM : nosferato zod
gay bastard

FROM : wo0o0w
hahaha u nasty little freak jk lmao

FROM : anonomous
thats embarassing.

FROM : Anonymous
And u were 12? WTF?

FROM : Emily
Wow.....thats not really an embarrassing moment but I think your parents are quite stupid for grounding you and everything. They should of just explained to you. Masturbating isn't even bad, really. i think porn is though...

FROM : ......
i would die!!

FROM : Jeordie
Lmao That's hilariously embarassing
If that happend to me I would cry!!

FROM : ness
your a nasty perv, watching it with your sister you sicko

FROM : tanomano
i dont like porn it icky BLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : nevah
that was dumb of you even though you knew you dad worked one minute away.

FROM : casey
your sick why would you watch a porn with your SISTER????????????

FROM : .......
similar story happened to me and my brother when we were about 6 and 8. my parents rented a porn and we asked if we could watch it and they said no, but as devious as my brother is, he knew how to work the vcr (yes I am in my 30s lol) so we watched and our mouths dropped when we saw a girl going down south and my mom walked in and put us both in our rooms. But the only difference is that I ACTUALLY had sex education lol

FROM : Vanessa
Omg. That is DISGUSTING. A twelve year old should be doing stuff like that... -_-

FROM : Star
Girl or boy or It what were you thinking? DORK! Well don't get caught masterbating agian!LOL!

FROM : three amigas
1st amiga:Your DUMB! Why don't you get a pole or a little friend?
2nd Amiga:What are you an male,female,or IT?Well sorry you got caught, you must of really felt very uncommfortable around your parents and your sister after that little thing.DORK! OMG i have this friend who has this friend who will Love you for doing IT! So here is HER number.911! LOL!
3rd amiga:Dumb Ass!How the H E double hockey sticks can you get caught, you have a lock right? I mean half the world does it and they don't get caught, ahh Duh they have a lock! So next time when you want to Masterbate get a room with a vibrator.Those are good!

FROM : Rachel
ok i have to say a few things:
-ur a loser
-u shouldnt be watching porn at 12 years old
-u deffinatly shouldnt b watching porn w/ ur 9 year old sister
-if ur gonna mastrabate go in 2 ur room and close the door

FROM : the potato
*twitch* *twitch* your sister is 9 and you "invited" her to watch porn with you!?!? you sick freak!!!

FROM : jay
u are so sick!!!!!!u make we wanna barf.

FROM : anonymous
wow...that's really embarrassing!,but why didn't your parents talked to you about sex...i mean if they talked to you about it this would have never happened

FROM : qwertyuio'lkjhgfdszx
that is so sexy

FROM : Charlene
Masturbating is fine at any age. Melissa, I think maybe you should have discussed what was going on. You can even LIE. like say,
"There was a a piece of popcorn between my legs, Dad." It's fine. I'M on YOUR side, girlfriend Melissa!

FROM : I LV PORN
i av the same addiction n i luv 2 use a vibe wile watchin porn its fab i so lv porn its fab i cud watch it all day n night

FROM : Nobody
HOW CAN I TWELVE YEAR BE DOING THAT

FROM : Anonymous
damn dude should never done that shit in ur house

FROM : XOE
WOW THE SAME THING HAPPEND TO MY GUY FRIEND

FROM : jenna
yeah what the fuck is a 12 year old doing that for>>>>>>>>

FROM : Whatever
Don't listen to those last two lol that's just normal. Unfortunately for you, you got caught:( I feel bad for you. They'll get over it...

FROM : Anonymous
until you were 15? yeah fuckin right.
the rest is kinda belivable, altho i doubt tis true

FROM : conner
pervert

FROM : jenni
what the hell did your parents expect if they were keeping porn in the house? duh! your kids find everything unless you lock it up

FROM : jade smith
i am a 13 year old girl a live with my 8 year old brother and mum one morning my little brother comes it to my room to ask me something he was in his boxers and you could see he was on a boner i said whats up with him his reply to me was he is like that everyday i said come here and i show you what to do i took down his shorts and i begun to masturbate him when our mum walk in we stopped in shoch she said i am glad you showed him how to do that and walk out that night when we where watching tv she said if you want help your brother he is on a hard on i said here yes i think we should all do it now every night we have a ball of a time plus my brother wants to being a friend over who is 12 i love to do it with him

FROM : penelope
omg...tht totally stinks!!! o well u learn form ur mistake dnt ya???

FROM : Anonymous
What kind of countries do you guys live in where guys are called "Melissa"?

FROM : anonymous
lol it happens

FROM : miss lollypop
o.m.g you must ave been so imbarest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Ninja
i learned it from a magazine
xD
if it makes you feel any better
:P

FROM : tina
now that was kina to much? sorry for the girl.

FROM : Anon.
Unnerving.

FROM : Justine
Damn. Sounds like fun. Did you and your sister masturbate together?

FROM : guy
u little pervert y how did u get the idea of watching porn anyway?

FROM : Xeno
First: Yes, that would be embarrassing.

Second: Who are they to punish you? They're the ones bringing porn into the house.

Third: I guess there are a lot of sanctified holy virgins on this board, who are so pure they never even masturbate. They sure talk like it.

Forth: Don't feel bad about what you did. That's what porn is FOR.

FROM : hahaha
man that must of sukd lol to bad though just next time lock yourself in your room..the only thing i thought was dumb was the fact that you let your little sister watch it too.

FROM : anyonmaos
yo me too
butttt
i didn't have a sis
and i did not matsurbate
lol
its still disgusting

FROM : James
Your sister has to be at school for 7.30?

I wake up at that time!

FROM : Joanna
omg, this is soooo embarrassing!!

FROM : paige and mike
your fucking disgusting for bringing your sister into it. you should have invited your dad too. fucking sick ass

FROM : Lisa
You need a portable dvd player but no lie i masturbate every time i watch a flick but i get away with it because i have a portable

FROM : poo
u r crazyyy =)

FROM : gregory
gn46A3 jnT3bz8Qpgj62BaK3ldfTm

FROM : mike
growing up my feelings were starting to go toward to masterbation. I came home one day, thinking i was alone, i got to earge to masterbate. I removed my clother and lied on the bed in the nude with my manhood sticking straigh up and feeling good. my hands went to my private part and i started to slowly move my hand up and down. haveing my eyes clothes. but in a while someone came in the room but said nothing. a smell of a very fimullary perfume in the air--- MOM! she said its about time and she took my manhood in her hand and started to masterbate. her mouth was on it to make it more wet. but when i was starting to cumm her lips were on my and i look up to see my penious in my mothers mouth and the sperm flowing. she finished by saying she was waiting a long time to do that and it was ok and good. my sister came in the room for a lesson in masteing a boyfriend. now i had both mom's hand and mouth with now karen's hand and mouth. it lasted till i left home. a few times a week it was either mom or karen or both empting my of all my sperm

FROM : Mia
I thought this was a guy at first. lol.

FROM : Anonymous
Disgusting. A 12 year old doing things like that!

FROM : jamie
you showed your 9 yr old sister porn?

you sick, sick bastard

FROM : Ross
What u use to mastribate_wat u wore wen u got caught what panty

FROM : Izzy and friends
that is sooo embarasing but yet again you are well dirty and your dad having porn movies! yuck good luck on learning!

FROM : R94
Eww thats rough, you showed porn too your 9 y/o sister?

FROM : Heather
EEW. Thats just nasty you don't really have to share that with the whole world.

FROM : neh.
ew... more gross that u brought ur SISTER to watch WITH you...

FROM : john
Why the fuck would u get grounded for masterbating?your dad pry does it alot.

FROM : Anonymous
Wow. How old are some of the people who comment this? Nine? Seriously, if it's so sick, don't read it. Simple enough, right?

FROM : siliman
hi haw are you i love you sex

FROM : hjjhjhui
uiyuiyuuiyiijhjhjhjh

FROM : Britney
get a benafriend

FROM : sister
i dnt understand WHY u asked your sister to watch PORN with u!! i dnt fink dats ryt!

FROM : Colorfulbow<3
Thats just nasty. xP

FROM : Disgusted
Okay, I understand some women are just born whores, but why the hell would you corrupt your baby sister? She was NINE!!! Go get pregnant, slut.

FROM : asdfghjkl
that's disgusting! she was 9 erm wtf? :|

FROM : Anonymous
Why did you invite your sister to watch that with you? O_O

FROM : Some one :3
Umm...
Well, your parents should have told you about sex after they caught you the first time :/
Dumb parents...

FROM : barbiie :)
*smh*

FROM : Learn to read
Her name is Melissa. Read the authors name. A girl

FROM : Ashley Jobity
Dam that sucks I'm horny whant to talk

FROM : Macee(;
Really ?
You Invited Your 9 Year Old Sister
In To Watch Porn With You ?
What A Tard !

FROM : madhan
i would like to download some of your clips

FROM : Comon Sense
I don't care about your sex OR your age!!! That is your little sister you SICK FUCK!!! Go CASTRATE yourself with a chopstick you sick FUCKTARD!!!

FROM : allison
you should not have shown ur nine year old sister that stuff. *hoe* *cough cough*

FROM : elouai
Who are these idiots that don't learn, you should lock the door!

FROM : Anonymous
im a guy and i started at 13 and my friend whos a girl started at 12 and she watches porn and does it every night so i dont see the problem. btw neither of us ever got caught

FROM : Anonymous
stop bein evil thats funny lol if that was me i would die really love jessy 12 <3 <3 [8]

FROM : jamie
that happend to me but at a younger age. im a 17 y/o girl who is addicted to porn and i watched my first vid at 5 my rents still dont know but allmost every night i masterbate to the porn i stole from my dad and because i was introdced to porn at such a young age i cant get close to anyone sexually i freak out i want to have sex so bad but im afraid for some reson

FROM : fun girl
its cool dude i did it when i was 10 but i never got caught lol

FROM : ooooooh!
That's harsh!

FROM : Anonymous
hahaahaahaahhhaahhahahahahahaha

FROM : Albert
Let your sister play with your dick instead more fun!

FROM : Anonymous
I am so sorry. Your parents really should have talked to you about it...wait, don't you learn about it in school? Are you home schooled?

FROM : TrueOpinion
thats your parents fault they shoulda taught u about sex and not let u learn from stuff like that. In fact ur parents suck. U shoulda said your dad raped u and got a new one. Trust me it really works.

FROM : Anonymous
Thats exactly how i learned about it except i was 11

FROM : Nicole
I feel really bad for you cause your mum and dad should have made sure you knew what sex was but come one that is freaking funny hahahahaha

FROM : Nicole
I feel really bad for you cause your mum and dad should have made sure you knew what sex was, but come on that is freaking funny hahahahaha

FROM : Bob(ps imma girl)
Anonymous: that's the exact same way I learned!!! I am 11 and I watch porn!!!! Haha u probs think I'm weird.

FROM : Dildo
did u have a dildo to masturbate?

FROM : Bob(a girl)
Dude u retard why your sister and u that's tmi

FROM : Despir
LOL

FROM : Bob
ITS A FUCKING GIRL YOU REATRDS!!!!

FROM : Jackson
I leaded it from a dictionary in 2nd grade and I watch porn and I am 11

FROM : anonymous
offt ur soooooo sick magin watchin that stuff wae ur sister ya freak !!!

FROM : Leah
ur mingin magin watchin porn wae ur sister eww

FROM : Paige
Hahaha I'm 12 nd I watch porn like all the time nd I've always felt guilty because of mi age because I think I started watching at 9 or 10 maybe but now that I know people mi age watch it nd masterbate I don't feel as much guilt Hahah thanks !

FROM : differentgurl
right @ paige

FROM : Schyuler
omfg, you guys are 10 years old and masturbating... how do you even get a boner at your age? wtf?

FROM : yer granny
iam twelve and suck ass

FROM : Death
Haha I'm 12 and I watch porn all the time on the internet. Just like paige i started at age 19

FROM : Death
I mean not 19, i meant 9

FROM : boner
I was watching internet porn and was masterbating and cummed everywhere. But i clened it up before my mom saw it. By the way im 12

FROM : im 11 and i have sex
on day i went on a bike ride or so my parents thought the i had sex with my girlfriend in the woods later i went to take a shower and snuck her in through the window

FROM : wow
you kids are too young to be haveing sex its not cute

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