FROM : Jacob the Gay
i tried that with my boyfriend and the same thing happened...be a man...stop being a pussy and enjoy...i cnt believe u dont like sex!

FROM : Cierra
Well atleast he was kewl about it. He wasnt like 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww' or anything.

FROM : Anonymous
that's nasty as hell

FROM : Secret
that has never happened to me and i beg god that it never happens because i would be really embarrased. my baby boo and are sexually active and he is just great.

FROM : FT
Thats exactly why you always empty yourself of 1 & 2 before ANY sexual activity!

FROM : Anonymous
ooo yuck .

FROM : Bilbo
You filthy stink ass, sh*tting on people's cocks, wtf are you Japanese? Isn't this something you should be telling your therapist? If not, your personal stardards hang lower than my dingaling (which is extremely rare).

FROM : Anonymous
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww! thats gross

FROM : toni
try any thing new at least three times before you quit( an old saying) next time use a little anal lube and maybe a little relaxing hot tody (drink) and as i always say don't do any thing you don't want to or you are not happy about

FROM : Anonymous
You know what,Your some sick lil slut.

FROM : lizziy
eww.. I would of left you!

FROM : Max
That's just one of the reasons why anal sex is gross. Christ, you gotta be sick to wanna stick your dick up where it's gonna get shit over it!

FROM : haha
thats so sick

FROM : .x.x.
uhhhhhhhh dats nasty pasty man i dnt think u shud do dat again lover ...

FROM : poopy pie
I luv anal,and I even have a few toys for my tight pie that get worked into straight sex too.

FROM : Anonymous
why would you continue when you didnt want it? I think you need to rid yourself of your man. Nacho chips.

FROM : wut can i say?
w0o00w that has never ever hapened 2 m ethank god but atleast he did thro u off or sumthing hehe lo0ol

FROM : Jessica
FUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! rotl!!!!

FROM : cater2u19
That was so crazy I wouldnt be able to laugh that off

FROM : Anonymous
nasty

FROM : Kaylah
MELLYYYYYY!!!
Umm ok well thats a like, lesson...no offence, but im trying to keep from laughing here...HE CLEANED IT UP?!
sorry gal
Luv Kay xoxo

FROM : brandee
thats fukin disguting

FROM : timmy
dude... i get what your saying about the anal...

FROM : Anonymous
yuk thats grot i dont think that what you did was very normal

FROM : vicky
thats gross. you the hell youd you advertise such a private thing like that! how old are you! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

FROM : The Dark Knight
As Stewie Griffin so elaborately stated, YOU SUCK!

FROM : Rachel
it is good that he didnt mind makes you feel better about it

FROM : pamela
NAstY! ANd Thats all i have to say about that sick story!

FROM : Marie
Shit dude, if it hurt you you should tell him to find someone else who would be pressured into that kind of thing! or say "you first"

FROM : britney
2 NASTY 2 LAUGH AT

FROM : Anonymous
You wouldnt want to laugh to much, coz ud prob drop another nugget

FROM : Autumn
o wow...................how disgusting!!!it makes me wanna puke!besides u shouldnt be sexually active be4 marriage-_-

FROM : nunya
you nasty motherfuckers do you know that the fecal contaminants excreted from your anus goes down the penis shaft during anal sex and causes a very nasty infection if you must use your shit pipe rap it up oh oh by the way
AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA

FROM : The Black Man
So, I will use a real life quote from a friend: "OOOOH, SHE BOOBOOED!"

FROM : Innocent girl
That is something personal and keep it to yourself, because doing it after dating 4 months means your a hore. You should of waited until you were married.

FROM : sammy
ow thats humiliating!

FROM : ivana hump a lot
yeah well i was fucking my girl up the ass and shit had siareha and she shit on my dick and pissed on me and stunk up my bed so i said in a scarface voice u wanna and made ur lick the piss and eat the shit off my dick and then i cam all over her and i was like here since u shit and pissed on me here and i chocked her and shit on her mouth and made her forcefully give me a rim job and drink my piss like r-kelly and then her mom walked in and i put both of their heads up my hairy shitty ass it was great

FROM : mhalen
AWWKKKK...AWWKK..

FROM : lindsay
NICE.. tht happened to me! except i didnt poo.

FROM : Pander
she "advertised" this story because thats what this website is all about, embarrassing sexual stories...some people need to get some balls, this story isnt that bad

FROM : Anonymous
go to the doctor and have an STD check....

FROM : dude
Come down, everyone! If you understand sex and are mature about you would know that sometimes stuff like this happens wanted or unwanted. its best to laugh it off

FROM : anonymous
for all of you people who say that this is gross and disgusting, STOP. it's not like she WANTED it to happen anyway. accidents happen. so just don't post a comment like 'oh that's soooooo sick' blah blah blah. post something REMOTELY nice, ok?

FROM : azzlovr
don't be embarassed it's hot.

FROM : Anonymous
at least ure parents didnt clean it up, any way they sound like suky parents any way since they let u be a prostitute

FROM : izzie
i know how u feel that happened with us. no worries girl

FROM : Homo
WTF!!! why the hell would you tell people that. you fucking took a crap on someones dick. if i was your bf i would probably dump you after that.

FROM : eMMAh Ox
OMG................
so did u pee or did he :O
imbrarrassing AHA
LOOL
LOVE IT x

FROM : dee
this was a great share! i'll argue with any of the close minded comments already made. this is a real story and this sort of stuff actually happens in relationships! kudos on your ability to share that with other people who probably experienced the same thing, and were embarassed over it!! u go girl! xo

FROM : PHeasant
A word to the wise, ENEMA before.

FROM : blos
thats just sick

FROM : Paul
Do you always have sex with your boyfriend only have after 4 months you hor.

FROM : carrie
ew thats super nasty i would of kept saying no to him if i were you...

FROM : sex addict
dont ever have sex with him again tell him to fuck his bong!!!!!!!!!! PS tell him to shave his penis and you shave your vagina

FROM : Anonymous
Lol aww he seems nice. =]
i feel 4 ya :)

FROM : .
That was nice of him to clean it up so efficiently and quickly to keep you from embarrassment... Just like nurses that clean up the poo of women in labour. What a nice boyfriend! :)

FROM : Anonymous
Boring!

FROM : wow!!!
why would you guys be on this site? huh? huh? to hear these types of storys duh and why whould you pick this one that thats gross!

FROM : Mary
that is so Nasty!!!!!!! oh fuck i'm gonna puke sooo grosss i never tried that b4 i'm a lesbiannnn

FROM : Anonymous
Wow that;s nasty!! U pooped??? that's just grosss

FROM : Anonymous
YUCK - I'm sure I would have threw up.

FROM : jess
omg dont worry girl! i thot i was the only 1 who screwed up anal! i snuck over to my bfs house & i had 2 use #2 too & while we wer doing that i got crap on his bed sheets. i was soooo embarresed. i just wanted 2 shrivel up & die.. luckily he didnt make 2 big of a deal about it & he still walked me home. wer still 2gether & we just dont talk about it now lol.

FROM : jj
i understand how u feel coz it happened 2 me too.anal is just uncomfortable but we still do it once in a while.1 tym me & my bf keep changing position and its just so messy that the lube is all around the bed. when we turned on the light after that i saw the tissue that we used & its like dark brown juices on his bed and on the tissue. he didnt say anything and i am just so embarassed to talk about it. i dont know if we're gonna do anal again.its just so gross seeing my anal juices in the tissue.now im worried that he might break up with me because of that.

FROM : Lisa
Thats yucky.

FROM : msbearr
What can I say shit happens.

I was on my honeymoon, my hubby and I were making love. I felt like I had to go to the rest room, but since I was told you can't during sex I kept going. Soon I felt something warm and wet. I jumped up and ran to the rest room.

It took all I had not to laugh. When I saw I had used the rest room on him. When I looked at myself in the mirror all I could say was shit happens. I busted out LOL. He wells what is so funny. I was lol so hard I couldn't talk.

I then walked calmly into the bed room and washed him up.

A few mins later he has to use the rest room.

Come to find we both had food poisoning due to eating at Barn Hills.

Needless to say, we wont forget our honey moon and were not to eat again,.

FROM : cyclone13
yack.. its hurt

FROM : Anonymous
Funny

FROM : Anonymous
haha u shit yourself doing anal

FROM : qadaffi
freaky

FROM : mary jane
Oh man dass fukken gross!

FROM : WTF
Im sorry but that is messed up. U need to get some help. I have actually put it in my gf's butt (in real life, unlike you, and I think you are just a sick guy making this story) and this shit does not happen.... no, they do not pee and poop on your dick, and if they did, you would be pulling that shit out pronto!!! lol.. I mean... why the hell was this guy still hitting that if this story is true!!!!????

FROM : BeeZie
Dat was funny. LOL

FROM : Horny101
You should have smeared the shit over your faces, have sex in it, then lick it, then just generally play around in it.

FROM : Tehefiles
Ahahahaha, poor you.

FROM : ginga ninja lucas pr
i did that with my mum b4

FROM : Hilary
you are sick

FROM : Maria
ow ew...thats prety funny that you pooped th0ugh
haha

FROM : Anonymous
To all of you who are freaking out:
This is in the fucking sex category.
Shit, you should've expected that.
Don't wanna hear things like this?
Don't click on something that has the word 'anal' in it.
Dumbasses.

FROM : helloo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thats so funny. id have dropped dead with embarassment !

FROM : jackie
hahahahhahaha thats sooo dam funny lol .and hell embaresing but thats just GROSS dude....

FROM : ...
hey, somethin like that happened to me once..
he was like "oh god i'm gonna puke" i went to the bathroom completely mortified i turned on the shower started to get in and he opened the door sayin "hey, i wasn't finished yet"..told him how embarrassing it was he said "not at all..listen baby..if it was any other girl i woulda thrown them out on their ass."

if you and your dude can laugh it off, more power to ya.

FROM : jay
aww hes a keepy if his nice enought not to let you get embaressed some gyz would chuch a shit!

FROM : jen
I find this story horrible, you were freaking crying during anal but your fuktard boyfriend only cares about his on pleasure. wow...

FROM : prim
eeewww!!!!

FROM : bob
thats some nasty shit

FROM : Anonymous
That is the most embarressing and NASTY hing I've ever heard, HAHAA, EWW.

FROM : isaac hunt
Im glad your boyfriend found the funny side of being shit on, not sure i would be able to finish off tho xxx

FROM : OMG!!!!!
What the heck was goin through your head when you decided to blog this???? thats completely imappropriate!!! ya know..some small children get on this website too!!! thank god im not one of them or i would report you!!!!

FROM : pixie devil
oooooh i cant stop laughing!! you poor thing!!

FROM : nicole
That was all his fault, so I wouldn't even worry about it.

FROM : RON
WOW THAT SUCKS BUT THATS FUNNY ;)

FROM : Anonymousesqueaksque
HE MADE YOU DO ANAL EVEN THOUGH IT HURT YOU ND YOU WERE CRYING?? WHAT A SICKO!

FROM : Anonymous
Lol. think about it guys. hes at least sweet enough to lean up her mistake. all of yall should find a man like that who loves you for who you are and no matter whatever the fuck you do during an anal sex. lol its still kind of funny though.

FROM : lmao!!!!
omg that is the carziest story i have heard in my life he is suck a good boyfriend to even clean it up and act like nothing happened i mean i had that same feeling that i needed to use the bathroom but nothing came out and i made sure i checked miself wen i did get that feeling that is something yhu should have done all in all lmfao that is some crazy azz shit EPIC FAIL

FROM : noname
dont have butt sex unless you want to popped on yuorself when u are a old lady tell him if he wants butt sex go have sex with a man thats what gay guys do

FROM : hennessy .
i been wantinq to try it but i know it would hurt really bad . and i wouldn't want that to happen to me .

FROM : will
no offence but ur boyfriends a bit of a fag

FROM : hank
thats nasty keep that to yourself you fruit

FROM : Someone
Awww, yeah this story is gross but, I think it's so sweet he cleaned it up and didn't like. . .Friggin freak out and dump you when it happened :D

FROM : Anonymous
keep ur private SHIT to urself i dnt wana no
i wud dump u

FROM : SmilessOnIt
Why the fuck ya gangin up on ha? Shit happends -_- dumb bitches

FROM : motherofONE
lmfao welcome to anal sex
look at it this way, he cleaned it up and made sure you didn't know in the process till afterward ;] sweet boy lol
my son's father didn't tell me i pooped when i gave birth lol but we laughed it off

FROM : Anonymous
his cock went in white and came out brown LOL

FROM : Maria
Are you too loose vaginally? Otherwise why would he try anal sex?

FROM : jessie
that's reallllllly embarrassing.. lol xD.. i guess i'll never try anal.. EVER.. lol xD

FROM : AngelAddiction
wow. the very reason anal is nasty. SHIT COMES OUT OF YOUR ASS HOLE! why would any dude want shit dick?

FROM : Anonymous
GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FROM : Megan
yuck that just nasty.

FROM : Kyle
It's a funny SEX story, guys. Of course it'll be nasty. If you hate nastiness so much, why you reading sex stories? Grow up! BTW, hilarious story, though I kinda feel bad for you! LOL

FROM : idk,leave me alone
this was funny, but i wouldn't tell anyone this story D:

FROM : Emma
haha thats so funny! aww im glas that you were able to laugh it off!

FROM : Lulu
lmfaoooooooooooo omggg that iss embarrassingg but aleast he wasnt an ass about it

FROM : Iris
Haha thats gross and funny but hey your boyfriend is great guy for under standing you,
good luck next time hahaha!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : carli
that is so funi i laughed my ass off

FROM : Lemie
Aaaaww, your boyfriend was a real gentleman about that.

FROM : bila a
Um.... eww

FROM : meme
wat a great guy!!

FROM : Shanaynay
Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Bandit
Had a similar incident during anal sex. My girlfriend was riding it reverse cowgirl style (on top). I felt something that was giving in her rectum each time I went all the way in. After I came she started to get off and when my penis was all the way out, a stream of semen ran out and a turd popped out onto my groin area. It didn't gross me out or anything but she was embarassed.

FROM : lol
lol wtf that is sooo fukin disgusting omg

FROM : Chin
But is it okay when that happens? That she popped On you dick

FROM : lauren
at least he was lovely about it :) something like that happened to me, was awful.. but we just laughed. aha