FROM : jon
Doubt its true

FROM : baby
thats hot...is ur cock like 2 inches lol

FROM : Robbie
You are so lucky

FROM : Britt
Oh me gosh i feel soooo bad for you if tha ever happened to any of my friends i wood laugh so hard that is deff at the top of my list for embarassing!!!

FROM : Kendolina
HA! sux 4 u

FROM : andrea
you idiot who in the right mind falls asleep naked on a raft g-d idiot!

FROM : cherry
great start to a new relationship, don't you think?... ;)

FROM : timilehin osunde
This is the height of an embarassing moment.

FROM : iluvvermette
wow! thats pretty intense shiz!
hehehe... umm wouldnt u ahve notice durin teh middle of the nite that instead of being on a bed u were floatin on water hehe anyways thats pretty embarrassin if i were u i think i would of just died of embarrassment on the spot! lmao

FROM : Anonymous
shame but you were the idiot who falls asleep naked

FROM : Rachel
that is pretty embarrassing,but why did you go
in your pool naked in the first place?

FROM : emberassment moment
haha that is so funny......i bet your neighbor likes you!!!lol ;)

FROM : sydney
lol hehehe sucker

FROM : anoymous
ok, but u r a weirdo sleepin in a pool naked... whatever, and your neighbor is weird too for staring at your... u know (call me)

FROM : that 17 year old gir
haah, jk bout my name. but im thinking that she'll be able to picture you in the pool perfectly everytime you walk past her next time...??

FROM : ali
OMG, that is sooo emberessing, lets hope u two end up dating, lol

FROM : Dorkman
Doesn't get much better than that!

FROM : samantha
that must sucked but why i didn't you run inside and get some clothes on stupid thats what i would have done if i was a guy well good luck on getting rid of that embarrassing moment your suck with that all your life buddy. sucks to be you well got to go homie later

FROM : natalie
OMG THAT IS SO EMBARESSING!!!! ESPECIALYY A CHCK WACHING U!!! HAHA

FROM : Taters
hmm...but do you STILL skinny dip now? haha

FROM : grandpa burns
your lucky you didnt fall off and drown

FROM : amy
Wether It's True Or Not; It's Still A Hawtt Story.

FROM : Anonymous
c'mon, please tell me that she at least did a follow up on you? she wanted you man...

FROM : michelle
ewwww, why were you outside in the first place. you should of been in the house doing house work. if yuo were my child I would made you go in the house and clean all up. hahahaha!!!!!!!!! Sike nah just playing i would of been embarrassed!!!

FROM : dnt no
lol that must have been emarasing lol bet u wished u ad put sum shorts on lol

FROM : joker
dude this girl must be like damn baby you got some stuff!

FROM : sex-c
lol, now that's something i wanna see...lol jks ;D

FROM : natasha
THIS ONE IS HILARIOUS!!!

FROM : ewtrtjrt6t457576
u were stupid to go naked in a place where a lot of people live

FROM : John
Sounds cool . I also skinny dip and it almost happened to me, but nobody saw me in the a.m.!! Great Story..best I've heard and believeable too...

FROM : Ariana
Shamed out! Poor you.

FROM : peter
i am curious about the girls feelings !
suppose she saw a naked boy before ?

FROM : Anonymous
1stly: YOUR AN IDIOT
2ndly: how stupid do you have be to not jump into the water after you noticed that you were being watched!!!!!!

FROM : ??
haha lmfao

FROM : ?
haha ure own fault 4 falling asleep naked in da 1st place!

FROM : Becky from Northants
I WOULD SOOOOOOO DIE IF THAT HAPPENED TO M-M-M-ME!
GOD POOR YOU, BET'CHA NEIGHBOURS LIKES YA NOW!

FROM : aLEXa
omg, that would be embarssing..ahah well at least you don't have to worry about them being surprised next time u get caught ;)

FROM : myra
as long as it wasn't small thats a good thing and i think that was pretty hot!!!!

FROM : You will never know
That is so freakin hot.I wish I was your neighbor.

FROM : Teri
Ur a loser lol jk

FROM : simon
Wish I had same experience. She might have amazed by viewing the new eifel tower

FROM : shayna rae
your neighbor is weird if she was just sitting there staring at you while you were nude.

FROM : nick
dang whats so embaressing??? that's awesome

FROM : jackaayy
haha that suxs you got crunk!

FROM : Anonymous
that is really gross

FROM : jess
omg that's hot. ;)

FROM : moomoo
wow, how embarassing and slightly disgusting

FROM : lesely
Gahhh i cant beleive i missed it i would have jumped in woth you who knows.................................lol
i saw you!?
nice?!

FROM : Jen
K i don't get boys they r weird

FROM : Aaron
hope your neighbor thinks your hot

FROM : niki
how sexy

FROM : nicky
dude if u had a boner then that meens she did something to U and thats not really a good way to start a relation ship. ur lucky u must be hot!!!

FROM : paul wall
ahhh kid dats fur reel da funnyist thing eva keep it reel paul wall

FROM : someone
nowhere to hide??? u were on a raft in a POOL!!!! JUMP IN!!!

FROM : CANDY
WHY DID YOU DO IT, WHY WHY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

FROM : LIJALU
SAD STORY

FROM : Samantha
well u wont have a hard time finding a date lol

FROM : Lauren
Trust me u will get over it but it does sound very embarasing also i would not mention my neigbors and me and my cock it sounds so disgustiong!


~Lauren N. D.~

FROM : chunky munky
IM GONNA TELL THE POLIECE THAT YOU DRINK~!~ JUST KIDDING!! HAHA

FROM : shay and dimity!
lol mayb u shouldnt skinny dip any more lol gtg
:) xx

FROM : Anonymous
you know what

that is a REALLY big mistake!!!!!

good thing it wasn't me though!!!!

HA-HA-HA!!!

FROM : Anonymous
you loved it really thats why you went out there in the first place because you knew that she would be there and you wanted her to see your cock!! lol

FROM : bart
Did she smile and stare at it? I bet u rubbed off a chubby when she left tho...lol

FROM : hannah
hot as!!!!

FROM : slr
that story was sick sicko

FROM : jo jo briggs
that is pritty bad . what do you think your naboour was thinking

FROM : hannah
that isn't that emberrassing, but i'm sure that ur neighbors daughter likes u now!!!!haha;)

FROM : Anonymous
pretty funny. she didn't seem to mind tho. haha

FROM : Anonymous
Try without the beer next time ;)

FROM : Anonymous
u should've asked ur neighbor if she needed a ride haha

FROM : Anonymous
hahahahhaha im gonna try that

FROM : think your stupid
you have to be american. all these stories are so stupid that ye all have to be american. that and ye cant handle ye r liquor

FROM : Bridget
That is one embarrassing story, you got there buddy. One crazy one too.

FROM : Kayla
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

FROM : Jigglypuff
Rule number #3: Never, never skinny dip at night without a PAIR of board shorts nearly.
Rule number #2: Always keep yourself mentally alert!
Rule number #1: Never let the girls see your cock first thing in the morning when they wake up in the morning.

FROM : Bob
WoW.. Your Kinda Stupid Thoo...

FROM : Pamela
That's how a realatonship starts.

FROM : Lacie
Whats your shoe size?

FROM : Anonymous
OMG lol u had to been drunk right? wish I would of been your neighbor lol

FROM : Anonymous
dude....half of the people that come on this site are chicks :P tell them a story like that and u r famous..... good work

FROM : Christy
Lesson here~
Don't skinny Dip!!!!!!

FROM : Amy
does ur neighbour like u now?

FROM : MACKENZIE
THAT HAD TO BE THE MOST EMBARRASING THING EVER!!!!!IF THAT WERE ME I WOULSD HAVE DIED!BUT FOR ONE THING I WOULDNT HAVE WENT SKINNY DIPPING IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!I BET YOUR NEIGHBOR LIKED IT THOUGH!

FROM : steph
L0L XD I feel sorry 4 u.

FROM : chelsea
ha ha! do it again so you can put another storie on here.

FROM : Anonymous
nxt time take a towel out wiv u or just dont do it agen!

FROM : claire
lol if u had been in sleeping in your swimming pool all that time then wouldnt u of caught pneumonia?!!

FROM : Kris
It's only embarrassing if you have a little dick. I will just assume you have much to be proud of. Cheer up!

FROM : Samantha
Oh my God that's embarrassing. Can't imagine waking up naked with my neighbor watching. Wish I would have been the neighbor as I suspect you have a nice long cock and not afraid to show it. Assuming I'm right, your neighbor probably got off watching. Man that's totally embarrassing and exciting!!

FROM : claire
was the 17yo neighbour hot?!

FROM : mili
Yo Ho Ho! thats reeeeeeeaaaaaallly embarasing.
He surely wouldnt have entered the pool again.

FROM : blade
mmm id like to see u r hard one!!!!

FROM : Kiona
well thats interesting u must have been very embarassed.

FROM : cha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy funny

FROM : Kt
Wow!!!! are you a heavy sleeper or a you just stupid????

FROM : Pam
Wow. Sounds hillarious. You should have taken your clothes to poolside, but I/ve done the same without thinking about what could happen. I would have loved to be that neighbor. I would have taken pictures and video so I could treasure the moment. You sound so cool and hot. Would love to see that hot hard prick!!

FROM : Gina
Ha! Ha! Ha! That sounds cool. I always wanted to skinny dip and float but am afraid of just what happened to you . . .gettng caught. You sound so cool...didn't seem to phase you much. Must be proud of what you have. Would love to be able to see that morning "flag" sticking up?? I will assume the lucky neighbor had a great show, and that you have plenty to be proud of. That must be totally embarrassing...Did any of your neighbors ever mention that they saw you? Would love to know?? Did she take pictures??

FROM : Brad
Sort of happened to me..but not as bad. I fell asleep on my deck but woke up before someone noticed. I was embarrassed at that. Wow!! To actually wake up naked without your clothes and towel, man, and not knowing who else saw your cock? Rather you than me. How wild!!

FROM : Randy
Seems hard to believe 10", but the story is absolutely hilarious and so embarrassing. Bet you wish you would have taken a towel poolside. I sometimes skinny dip, but never have had the balls to go poolside without my suit or at least a towel in case someone sees me. Not real bright . . but very embarrassing. Good story!

FROM : kassidy
dont swim in the pool u stupid retarded dork why r u drinking bear the age limit is 21 years old dont expect me 2 ever help u.I will let it go if u r in a state were u r aload 2 drink by law.
my friend says:
we r reporting the police 2 u.the age limit is 21.dell with u loser double LL stupid ur so smart not why would people think ur smart now thats smart making fun of losers. What r u doing in a girls fight!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!

FROM : Adrena
omg! thats funny, that had to be embarrasing! and its not like other people havent drank under the age limit you stupid fag gawd

FROM : samantha
Man, to go poolside without any clothes?? I read some of the comments, and I too have skinny dipped in a pool that's in view of people. Almost makes it more fun and exciting. Would have loved to see that shaft of yours, and although 10" sounds large, I bet you have what you say you have. You might have been embarrassed, as I would have been too, but cheer up...if anyone besides your neighbor girl saw you naked with a 10" hardon in the a.m., they won't tell anyone because they'd have to admit they were watching your raging cock. If I saw it, I would have probably buried my fingers up my pussy and stroked myself off and not told anyone, because I would hope you would do it again. Cheer Up..it might have been embarrassing, but is funny as hell and quite erotic indeed!! lol

FROM : Key Key
Finally a decent embarassment story on here. Yay!

FROM : Greta
Man that's so not smart falling asleep naked. My boyfriend only has about 6" and I guess I am envious. Would love to have been the neighbor chick. I would aslo have taken pictures and video. I would have blackmailed you as my sex slave. Only kidding, but the thought gets me hot!! Not even knowing if anyone else saw you and your cock at full attention . . ...wow, now that's wild.

FROM : Bill @ camp
Great story. Don't know if it's true, but it is believeable. Man this is the best story I've ever seen on this website. Great story...definitely the most embarrassing.

FROM : el
man that kassidy person is an idiot.. cant even type of shit and thinks shes being all cool by trying to teach you a lesson. ha ha ha.. shes probably a 12 year old cuz thats what it looks like.

FROM : britanny
Funny, HOT, exciting....Man this story has it all. Best one I've ever read on this site. Man, even if it isn't true, it could be. Anyone who rates this less than a 5 hasn't pictured what really happened and how really embarrassing it was to have her see you fully erect, and then not knowing who else in your neighborhood also saw you . . .WOW! I am a 19 year old college freshman who is a little bit of an exhibitionist. I love to secretly expose my body, and this story is absolutely wild. I am going to try this this summer in my pool. Never thought of it, and the results could be great for a female as well. Man...this story rocks!!

FROM : lol
if you are hot and have a big dick it is ok. all of the girls must like you. they wanted some

FROM : omg
UR SOOOOOO F@$%#@^ stupid!!

FROM : Katrina
that is so imbvarissing !!! that totalley sucks.

FROM : Anonymous
the closest thing she has ever seen to a cock was a chicken

FROM : random
btw kassidy the drinking age is 18 were im from, WE DONT ALL LIVE IN AMERICA

FROM : ~*AmbearKrystal*~
niiiiice...that would be really embarrassing. srry that happened 2 u

FROM : Patty
HOT! HOT! HOT! . . .and funny as hell. Would have loved to see you wake up and realize you had a full blown boner outside in front of the chick and in broad daylight, yet!! Bet she was drooling over that sausage. Did you ever find out if anyone else saw you?? 9Guess nobody would really have the guts to bring it up to you??0 Man, wish I could have seen your tool . .sounds like you have quite a bit to be proud of. . . .Oh to dream about that huge prick. Wow ! Hey, have you ever done it again?? If so, plan another one and call me first!

FROM : Cristina
Omg Hahahahahahahaha! That's So Funny.... What A Retard..... XD

FROM : Kelly
Poor guy take your clothes next time

FROM : Laura
ha, sounds halarious, wish i cud've seen it!

FROM : beccy
kassidy they could live in the uk. plus even if they do drink it dosent matter. ive been experimenting with alchohol since i was about 10

FROM : Janelle69lol
If you have what you say you have . . . I would give anything to have been that neighbor!! Sounds wild and unbelievable, but something similar happened to my best friend but she woke up before the sun came up. Wild!! Hilarious. Write some more and make me both horny and laugh!!

FROM : Marco
And you worry who see you?

FROM : ChrissyLuv14
Great story...believable and embarrassing, man! How stupid to take no clothes along outside...bet you learned your lesson, at your neighbors benefit. Would have loved to see that hot rod!! It was probably hard all morning?

FROM : Samantha18
Man how stupid to not take clothes. If it happened to me I would be wondering for weeks who else saw me. I probably would have asked the chick if she saw anyone drive by?? Man, do you talk to her and if so, how do you look her in the eyes. But then again, if you do have that much down there, I guess she would be the one embarrassed?? Funny, funny, and would have loved to see it (I mean you).

Do you sun yourself naked on the deck, or just skinny dip at night??

FROM : Sweet16
Hot, dude. Wow..the story is funny as hell. Was your cock laying on your stomach or sticking straight up in the air like a flag?? Funny . . embarrassing, and would love to have seen it. I would have ran for my video camera and would have captured the moment on film for blackmail!! I am assuming your body is probably rock hard (not just your cock) and you look pretty good naked. Just assuming cause fat guys with short dicks don't normally lay naked anywhere if they're smart. HA! HA!! funny as hell. Bet you were red faced for weeks.

FROM : anonymous
Wild. the story is funny and quite embarrassing. Would have loved to be the neighbor. She's 17 and probably never saw something like that before. You didn't say how big . . .but I am guessing you are very well endowed, and not afraid of being seen naked. I would give anything to see your member!! How big - - - 8", 9" or larger?? Respond back and answer some of the questions. You must be checking the site?? Several of us have asked some questions and it would be great to have them answered??

FROM : Bart8lol
Out of your mind. To think of waking up naked, a young chick staring at ya dick, and nothing to cover. Wild!! Hot!! If it wasn't staged it's funny as hell. If it was staged . . great idea!! Hey man . . .bet it was fun trying to get out of the pool, onto the deck and across your yard back into your house without any clothes . . .adding to the embarrassment? Top Story . . send others!

FROM : Maddy
lol
sorry man.

FROM : tania
oh!that's hot

FROM : julia
Funny story and bet you were embarrassed. A hot hard morning cock . . boy that sounds good enough to see it and touch it!

FROM : Shannon4U
OH WOW!!HOT . . CRAZY AND ONE OF THE BEST STORIES ON THIS SITE. GREAT EXPOSURE AND I BET THOUGH YOU WERE EMBARRASSED THAT EVEYONE COULD HAVE SEEN YOU NAKED, YOU PROBABLY HAVE NOTHING TO BE EMBARRSSED ABOUT. HOW BIG IS IT??

FROM : annie
laughed so hard my mom came in my room and she caught me on-line. she read the story and laughed out load. She said she'd have loved to be that heighbor to check out that young man's ding-a-ling (i think that's old time talk for your cock) Embarrassing. Best I've seen in a long time on this site. Funny as hell and would have loved to run my hand up that flagpole if you get what i'm saying.

FROM : missy18lol
You must just be stupid to fall asleep naked with nothing by poolside. Man, bet you felt embarrassed when you woke up in the daylight. Ha! Ha! Ha! Did the young girl get off watching you??

FROM : anita
Wow, sucks to be you waking up with that uncontrollable morning boner. Bet that cock was straining to the sky. Man...feel bad for ya, yet kinda wanted to be there to see it. Bet you've got a hot bod and a long rod??

FROM : Rachael
Id pay someone like $5000 to see a video of that. Damn! I wish som1 caught it on tape!

FROM : tonya
Wow, that's a hot story. Good reading...good imaging.

FROM : Steve69bothways
Answer the question man . . .the chicks responding here want to know how long it is, and I too am curious?? Wild story. You're ranked #1 for a reason. Great story..loads of embarrassment!! lol

FROM : anonymous
HOT ! HOT ! HOT ! Funny as hell. Best story on this site. How hot is your bod....How long is the rod?? Bet the chick next door wasn't the only one that saw you?? Makes you think

FROM : anonymous
HOT!! Damn Hot. Morning wood in the outdoors. Hate to be you in the neighborhood.lol

FROM : rob
Great story. Man, chicks dig this shit. Embarrassing. I would have dropped in the water, but how do you get back into the house without running across your yard butt ass naked!! That's a funny problem. I'm assuming you streaked to the house HA . . HA . .

FROM : Ricki
lol that's funny, that's real funny. I would have asked the chick to get me a towel, but then that would have been worse. Embarrassing. Best story ever on this site!!

FROM : Missy
Wonder how long she waa actually watching. Man that's a great story. Bet you could have curled up and died!! sucks to be u

FROM : Rick
man that early morning hard-on gets you all the time. your whole neighborhood might may seen you. You may never know. At least hope your hung with a long package. lol

FROM : Isabella
wow that would be really scary and enbarrasing

FROM : anonymous
that aint embarrassing ???

FROM : adam16
story rocks! I wud hav been embarrassed to hell. do you skinny dip all the time or just at night? How long is the tool? When you saw her looking was she smiling? bet her mouth hung open looking at your thing. HA ! HA ! lol

FROM : sweet16
c'mon man....the story is wild and embarrassing as hell but many want to know what you're packing? c'mon man, answer the question .. you must be checking out the posts. tell us how long it is? How hot are you? great story, but I've got to know?

FROM : Matthew64
Great story, funny and the best of embarrassing stories. Man do you have the chicks wiggling in their chairs wondering what's hanging down there. Great story, funny, entertaining and made me lol. answer the chicks...you'de probably get another 1000 responses.

FROM : neighborgirl
floating naked for all to see..man that's so dumb, but funny as hell!! see what beer can do to you..makes you forget common sense. have you done it since, and what do you look like. describe yourself?? body type - height - length of wood, thickness, gotta answer your public? simply the best damn story ever on this site. Gotta be a year-end award winner!!

FROM : steve
haha

FROM : natasha
Sexy hot man. Did you have any precum dripping out when you woke up?? Hot story...wild and bet you were totally red faced!

FROM : sasha
story is absolute hilarrious but c'mon man, answer the question many of us girls(and some guys, and that's a little freaky)want to know. What's your bod like and how long's your "joy stick"?? Bet your hot athletic build, 6'0 blonde, blue eyes with 8" hanging down??

FROM : ?
You can't be anywhere near 19 because everytime you spelled neighbor wrong everytime you wrote so you either didn't do this or just plain retarted because i'm like 13 and i can spell neighbor.

FROM : Anonymous
hahahhahah ur dumb bithch

FROM : Jimbo
Man, thats funny. So embarrassing. Bet she took pictures and will use them later. Did you ask her? How much did she see? Was your dick visible from passing cars on the street?? And for God's sake answer the ladies question...How long is it?

FROM : some homie
u anit that smart

FROM : ellie
WOW. sorry to say, but its seems kinda unbelievable...funny, though!!! wut did the girl do when she saw you looking at her looking at you??? (yes, that sentence DOES make sense, just read it a few times!!! :) )

FROM : MMGoodmelissa
cracked me up. funny as hell. Man, you dork...naked and no clothes or towel. hope the whole neighborhood saw you...and if they did hope you gave them a good show. If the neighbors saw it was it worth their effort looking? How long is it? What do you look like...c'mon give me some details bet you're HOT!

FROM : justin
funny, man crack me up. Was the chick good looking, and did she seem pleased with what she say? Did she tell you if she saw anyone else drive by? Man that's funny knowing your whole neighborhood might have seen you butt ass naked with your morning woody sticking up, but you'll never know! lol

FROM : jamie
funny man no matter how hard I try I can't believe you were that stupid to fall asleep outside naked and then get caught yet! Man that's funny and embarrassingly stupid lol sucks to be u

FROM : slicknick
don't know if the story is true but when the summer gets here i sure as hell am going to try to set this up for my neighbor. she's 19 and HOT and I need a way to break the ice. I'm willing to try this one. great story and sounds embarrassing and wild...I'll just have to make sure only she sees me. way to go mate

FROM : jennifer4u
HOT, Man. I think I missed a big one. You gotta come clean and tell me how "much" did she see. you know what I mean. HOT, you must have some game

FROM : voyeur3
SEXY! HOT! GREAT STORY BEST EVER ON THIS SITE

FROM : leslie
lol funny but so embrassing

FROM : Michelle
Dude that sucks do you two talk still?

FROM : marybeth
good one, lol. bet it sucked waking up and NOT knowing who say your naked bod floating and your cock waving in the breeze. gotta suck not knowing who might have seen it....Wow, how stupid . . . you'll never know. Tell me, what you packing?

FROM : joeylol
never told us if you stroked off a load? How did you get out of the pool and into the house naked. Did you run across the yard totally nude, dude?? Man, this is must have been embarrassing as hell@!

FROM : MARKIE MARK
gotta rate this a 5 funny as hell hate to be you not knowing who saw the royal staff and family jewels in your neighborhood??

FROM : jenn69
Great story and very HOT! but ok ladies, if you need to know what this guys packing as much as me.....reply to this site and ask the author the questions. How long is your thing? What does your bod look like? How hard was it? Many women (and some guys - and that's a little scary, but to each his own) writing on this site are dieing to know these answers? Stop teasing us and reply!

FROM : kellyjo
lol and a great story for all. would have loved to see your package. getting hot and salivating thinking about seeing it out in the open for all to see. HOT, man...HOT!

FROM : salena
SMOKIN HOT!! TOTALLY NAKED, HARD, SLEEPING AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MIGHT HAVE SEEN YOU/IT. I'D BE SOOOOOO EMBARRASSED. I'M ASSUMING WHAT YOU WERE SHOWING WAS WORTH SEEING? HOW LONG? WAS IT STICKING STRIGHT IN THE AIR OR LAYING DOWN ON YOUR STOMACH THAT MAYBE SOME PASSING BY DIDN'T SEE IT STICKING IN THE AIR AND DIDN'T NOTICE YOU WERE NAKED? lol

FROM : bethann
LOL Funny story and I would think quite embarrassing for you. Some readers asking questions about you, your bod, length....I would like to know height, weight, hair color, and if you shave your pubes!

FROM : Kayla
Wow that must of been horrable

FROM : Jamie
LOL . . .Man, your neighbor chick should have video taped the morning boner and you floating. Could have blackmailed you for a long time. Dumb, dumb, next time don't float when drunk.

FROM : lilbhotbuns
Yo stud . . that's some hot story. You can float in my pool anytime. Bet you woke up quick. How did you get back to the house in the daylight? Man that's funny as hell

FROM : nicky
dumbo, thats one rezon u dont get drunk

FROM : cathyT
Great story. Hey give it up . . . how long is it and how goods your body?? You gotta be reading the posts and we want to know!

FROM : jane
you are so sexy, lets have sex

FROM : Anonymous
Oh that's funny. Bet you were embarrassed. How did you get back into the house without any clothes by poolside? Did the neighbors see you streak through your yard to the house? Have any of them hinted they saw you? LOL

FROM : julia4u
LOL. Sucks to be you not knowing who saw you. What do ya look like? How long is your morning hardon? I bet it was embarrassing but you probably have nothing to be ashamed of...How long? 8" - 9" or longer?? C'mmon give us the details!

FROM : Robyn
Very hot lol.

FROM : Samantha
I bet that was hot! I would have loved to have been the neighbor that saw you! I'll go skinny dipping with you next time!

FROM : Roxy
omg LOL ROTFL LMAO ur an idiot man

FROM : JaredbiU
lol funny story and good to get you thinking either male or female?? great story, funny situation. were you highly embarrassed or slightly embarrassed but proud to show your stuff? need to know what you're packing???

FROM : lovergurlq
wack ass shyt

FROM : Sexy
oh yeah i would have loved to see that

FROM : Anonymous
wtf noob liar

FROM : u noob
noob liar that didnt happen

FROM : miranda
haha seemed like some people are more interested in your cock than the story

FROM : rosalyn
gotta give it to ya...great story made me lol and would have loved to see your mornin wood and the look on your face when you woke up in daylight with the big question . . . .who saw you. Man I would love to know more details about what people might have seen. How long? Shaved or natural? Straight or curved? You gotta answer the readers questions cause you sound hot..

FROM : Nicci
It's ok hopefully you impressed her lol ha!

FROM : Anonymous
i know how you feel dude. one time when i was 17 i lived with my mom shes a lawyer. i play baseball i have a lot of trophys. anyway we have a pool and one day when my mom was not home i went to swim nude. so i did and it was great until what happend next. my next door nieghbor she is divorced and has a 16 and 17 year old girls one with short black hair the other short bloned. anyway there grandma was visting along with her 10 year old niece. i was swimming with my butt in the air when one saw me and wen and got the other two and there video camra.after an hour or so i got out and i hear and see them gigiling and pointing so i run at the they run i jump the fence and fall down get up and hear a loud shreik of shock there grandma she thought i was a pervert. she grabed a canoe paddle from the garage and spanks me twice with it they where all pointing and laughing at my red and marked ass as i ran. later there mom comes over and explain that they where trying to cheer her up. and she thanked me for the show she liked seeing my tosh ass she said it pokeing out of the water. but still i cant believe that i had to run with my red butt whipping around for all to see.

FROM : Anonymous
Gotta love it, man that sucks to be you! I bet you have a bigger than average size jiz stick and probably in the long run have nothing to be ashamed of or hide...but still is funny as hell. I had my girl read the story and she got kind of horny reading it..

FROM : lovey
hope she enjoyed the show if she did than your ok

FROM : Anonymous
What a dummy. Man, no clothes to the pool? How did you get back to the house in the morning..streaked?? That would have been a sight with your naked ass running across the yard with your hardon dangling and bouncing up and down. If your neighbors didn't see you naked in the pool with the woody, maybe they sqw you running into the house. HA HA ....lol

FROM : amy
HOT, man. Great story. I am 18 and would have died to be your neighbor. I wouldn't have woken you. I would have walked to pool side and stroked you off while you slept! Getting hot thinking about it but the story is funny as hell. Bet your neighborhood was buzzing and you'll never know. Did your parents ever find out? How big was it? Was it sticking straight in the air or hard on your stomach? Are you shaved? Gotta know . .

FROM : Anonymous
the girl was probably watching for hours and getting off on your "woody" -great story lol

FROM : jenniferD
man, pretty stupid to drink and fall asleep naked, really stupid to have no clothes anywhere to cover with. see what beer does to you. kills brain cells and apparently causes huge boners! i'm assuming you got a nice rod with nothing to be shy of? how big 7", 8", 9"?? please reply. lol

FROM : rachel
man that's funny. hope youe whole neighborhood saw. funny, sexy . . .good story. now please reply to the readers . . .how long is it? what body type? are you shaved?

FROM : Sasha
Oh, man that's gotta suck. Funny but very embarrassing for you. Did the chick get a full long look at your penis. How long was she watching...did she ever talk to you about what she say? Is she cute? Was she impressed by ther size of your cock? How big is it when limp and hard? Answer back..would love to trade pics.

FROM : Nina
lol and man I bet you were hard already from the morning "wood" and then to get harder by the embarrassment of the moment. Man would have loved to be the chick to see what you look like and what you're packing? I would have taken video and photos and if you're as hot as I think you are I would use the pictures to blackmail you to get some of that "wood" lol great story.

FROM : jenny
lol A drunk and naked 19 yr. old with a hardon, where was I. I am 18 and would have loved to see you. I would have laughed out loud but only after I stared for hours and had taken hundreds of pictures for my "play time" private moments! What do you look like? How long is it? Do you shave your pubic area? Tell me what I missed.

FROM : Frank07
Man, how stupid. This is the funniest story on this site. Great reaction from the readers.Tell a story about a naked young man with a hardon in a pool and watch the horny chicks write back! Great funny story. Did your parents ever find out? Do you still skinny dip? Was the chick Hot?

FROM : aimee
lol how dumb could you be to leave your house and go poolside without anything to cover. at least take a towel or pair of shorts. one of best stories on this site. i too need to know what you're packing . do you normally wear a speedo or thong to swim in the daytime. how long is that woody?

FROM : morgan
the 17 year old should have jumped in and sucked ur cock

FROM : Mike 4U
Man this one is good. LOL Almost wet my pants. Great story great exhibitionist plot. I am going to set this up with my neighbor this summer. Always wanted to flash her but didn't know how without getting in trouble. Man this is a good story! You da man

FROM : sallyjane
lol oh baby would have loved to see it sounds funny as hell bet the whole neighborhood going to work in the morning saw your cock. did they get a good show. how long is it when its morning hard? was the chick getting off seeing you? how long was she watching? maybe you even played with it in your sleep and thats why it was so hard? maybe she saw you strokin it? maybe your neighbors saw you strokin it? LOL this story is embarrassing and funny

FROM : Missy MOO MOO
*pah* Sleeping in the pool naked...well...I knew what was gonna happen next...and I'm only 10!!

FROM : heaver
mmmmmm yummy..sorry though .....dont feel to bad maybe that girl was checkin you out cuz she liked what she saw...again yummy

FROM : lindsay
Hot! Hot! Man that's some funny sheet. Did the chick ever bring it up? Did she hit on you? How much (er, how long)did you have showing for your neighbors to see. Bet she got off watching it!

FROM : john
funny as hell. that's what you get for drinking beer...no clothes...how stupid. Bet the girl next door will never be the same after checking out your meat...lol

FROM : janet
lol this story is great but tell us what she saw? how long, how hard, what do you look like..shaved blonde, dark hair, tanned ??? I am dieing to know and getting hot imagining. Please reply and answer the questions

FROM : alexis
ooooooooo how long r u 10" and ill fuck u like hell oo im horney

FROM : Sam
U poor guy, i feel sorry 4 ya. I wonder though did that girl eva talk to ya after, and did ur parents eva find out lol

FROM : kayla174U
I got hot and horny reading this funny story. Man I would have given anything to be that neighbor. Would have video taped you close up and blackmailed you for some favors! How long is your co_k..you never say, but I bet it's huge. Please reply and let me know. I will remain hot & horny until I know for sure. Did you stroke it off when you got in the house or had you already shot a load outside in your sleep/dreams?? Please reply cause you left too many important facts and points out of the story. I hate to keep guessing lol

FROM : bridget
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

FROM : brittani
Stud, I gotta see your package. Gotta know what up what measurements.....would have loved to be that chick. I would have laughed out load but only after I looked for a real long time and video taped you floating. How long...are you shaved....??

FROM : Anonymous
that is one of the stupidest stories i have heard. and its quite dangerous to sleep floating in a pool after consuming beer. you could have drowned!

FROM : BeckyK4U
Great Story would love to have seen what you're packing. How big, long, does it stick straight up, bent, etc. ??

FROM : jen
Great story and HOT man. Would love to see that morning rod. bet your ass is tight and cock rock hard....

FROM : morgan
Great story real funny. Kind of got really turned on reading it and I closed my eyes and pictured you floating there naked with your hardon sticking out and next I knew I left my fingers do the walking down my own happy trail. Was quite good. Could be the best story ever on this site and I am an 18 yr old girl I am going to try this in my backyard pool on purpose to see the reactions and for a great turn on

FROM : beckylol
HA HA HA Can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to go outside without clothing and then fall asleep. Did you ever find out if anyone else saw your cock?? I'd like to..

FROM : I.P. daily
Too bad for you. lucky for her

FROM : JessicaT
oh man, how funny and i would have died. i am 19 yr old college student and would have loved to see your hot cock maybe had it for breakfast. you can be lucky i wasn't neighbor i would have many pictures to use. you would be my sex slave for life. i'm getting wet thinking about it. hot story, man lol

FROM : Ella Gleason
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!i feel SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad for you. something like that happened to me. i was showering in the girl locker room and this cute boy accidently came in there and he saw me naked! but not as bad as yours.

FROM : Amber
Lol!!!!

FROM : BLONDE X3
I HATE EMBARRASSMENT! IT IS SOO EMBARRASSING LIKE FARTING WHICH I ENJOY

FROM : Anastasia
I would have wanted you to fuck me

FROM : Jessica
I saw you!

FROM : ??
How do you get a hard on while you are in a swimming pool...in the morning when the water is cold?

FROM : caitlin4u
man that's funny and how dumb to go outside without anything to cover. wonder how long the neighbor checked you out. were you totally hard when you woke up and how much was laying out there for the world to see 7", 8", or more??

FROM : mondavi
you drank wen u were only 19. hate to say it but u desearved it

FROM : jack
something like this happened to me but our pool is behind a fence so no one can see when one of my friends gf's come around to get something she saw me with my 7inch hard on and i was asleep but next to the pool on the deck on a deck chair with my legs spread... and every thing showing i woke up finding her on my fucking me silly...i asked her what she was doing and she said just relax..i did because it felt sooooo nice...later or she broke up with my mate and since then we have been sex buddys she is here helping me write this story she said she gonna give me head now...g2g cya

FROM : debbi
hey,,, r u the 1 floating in the pool?!
hey,,,,,,, i saw u 2... withur arms at ur stomach.... hehehehe

FROM : JOJO
OMG how did you fall asleep????????

FROM : Henk
sucks 2 be u

FROM : Anonymous
its about 7.5 inches 4 inches when wet

FROM : Jesus
dude you should have just asked her if she wanted to join you

FROM : samantha
God this story is hot. Gotta a have a huge boner to be brave enough (or stupid enough) to even try floating naked. Man i wanna see it. How big is it hard? Gotta know

FROM : Casey
funny as hell..and quite embarrassing. did the chick ever tell you she saw your cock? wish i would have seen it it sure sounds like this is one boner i need to see.

FROM : jamie
Story is hot and very embarrassing. I am 18 yo bi-guy and story is real turn on. I am going to set something like this up in my pool at home with my neighbor. He's a 17 yr. old high school athlete and I've caught him checking me out in the pool. He's so hot! sizzlin Man, I got hot reading your post. Great story...bet you pack the package to make your neighbor drop her jaw. lol

FROM : carey17
hot damn this is a real funny story and very embarrassing. i am 17 yr old hs senior and would have loved to see your morning woody. can picture that big boner wanting to be sucked sticking up and no where to hide it. i'm getting hard thinking about it. great story and best in this website lol

FROM : The Original Writer
O.K. Since I posted the story, this site has had 1360 hits and many asked questions. So here go the answers to many questions that have apppeared in the comments in no particular order:
1. I am tanned, 6'1" 180 lbs. play baseball, soccer, basketyball and enkoy swimming.
2. I am heterosexual, but still appreciate the commenst from the guys..I'm liberal and will try anything once:) :)
3. My cock is 5.5" limp and 8.5" hard
4. I did end up dating the neighbor girl for about 6 months several months later. She admitted she also had a personal solo masterbation session WHILE watching me in the pool
5. She had seen me for over 2 hrs. naked
6. She did take pictures, and admittedly, they were pretty hot and erotic
7. I didn't jump in the water cause I wasn't sure she say me at first and thought I'd slip away quietly
8. I continue to skinny dip but now take at least underwear or a towel poolside
9. The 26 year-old newlywed across the alley admitted several month's later that she too saw me floating naked..and was shocked, but impressed.
10. I ran to the house in broad daylight across about 300 yards of open yard stark naked..equally embarrasing
11. I did jerk off when I got to my room. I was horny as hell by then and had to relieve the woody. Best jerk-off session ever!

Hope that answrs all the questions...Keep them coming!!!

FROM : commentgirl
that sucks...if i were that girl i would call in sick and...fuck you...unless your penis is like extra small....lolololol

FROM : t rev
shit i would love to do that but don't have a pool or a chick next door to look at me in the morning

FROM : sex addict
would you have sex with me????

FROM : mandi
wow you must have been prety drunk!!!

FROM : joshua
What did it look like?

FROM : peter
lol lmfao that would suck i dont have a pool but i always wanted to do that now im not so sure lol, GET A FENCE if you already have one MAKE IT TALLER!

FROM : shunny
fair play crackin story

FROM : hollyz
wish i cud see it man. gotta be a nice piece of meat. bet you were embarrassed not knowing who saw the rod.. HA HA lol lol Great Story

FROM : LOL
LOL, it's funny.

FROM : Maria
Oh my god that was you????? I was wondering who that boy was and what he was doing. By the way, my grandmother was with me.

FROM : Anonymous
lol do u have any pics

FROM : vanessa hudgens
well everyone loves a boner well me especially a long hard rod in the morning son you should have gone fishing if you know what i mean. cocks my middle name

FROM : christina
omg that would have been so funny to see

FROM : Lidsay
omg so funny. bet you were seen by many prople with your dick sticking up. tell us how long is it..i bet its huge and you weren't ashamed to show it off. How long was it and did it stick straight up?

FROM : Amanda+Jade
we saw youwitch was gross

FROM : skank much
wow reading the comments here I just think wht a bunch of whores you all are "I wanna see that morning wood" are you serious?? get a life sluts

FROM : Anonymous
wasnt it cold? o.o? WTF?!

FROM : ammie
wow thats hot, i wish i was the neighbor girl, thats sucks for you though

FROM : Demitrius Jones
Boy man that's truly embarassing unless ypu, had anywhere from a 5 to 7 cock

FROM : tanya
hahahahahahaha! epic!

FROM : Giselle
thats funny lol oh my god. did anyone see u I gotta see the cock how long is it. Was is sticking straight up or laying on your belly. Are you shaved down there. what does it look like who saw it and how long was it hard? I gotta see the rascal sounds like a full mouth-full

FROM : christina :)
ohh, ohh, ohh.
ok but thats a lession to learn from.
dumb dumb. next time WEAR CLOTHES!
ring a bell?

FROM : spanny
I SAW YOU!!!

and chuck norris saw you, too, of course.

FROM : <(^_^)>lovely lady
omg so embarrassing...but if u have a big cock then i would like to be that girl...o wat a sight! :P

FROM : kalie
i did the same thing almostjust that im a girl and in the morning i got fliped off the matt my a few guys at skool

FROM : anumous
fuuny

FROM : (:
why didnt you just tell her,, i was dreamin about you and then you could have fucked her.. duhh*

FROM : Lols
One of the only ones that i actually believe.

Must suck to be you

FROM : Anonymous
super hot =D

FROM : nick
its a chick ask her out :p

FROM : nick
if u chicks r so horny rub my 9 3/4 incher

FROM : nickw
if u chicks wnt a cock rub my 9 3/4 dick

FROM : nick
if u guys want dick go to canada for my 9 3/4 boner

FROM : Ariel
Anita; your gross. And Your you Mr."How to look good naked" that is indeed an embarrassing story

FROM : em
who goes into there pool naked, sry but u kinda deserved that :/

FROM : charlene
OMG!!!!

FROM : A dude
Lol all the girls on this sight are way 2 horny u all need 2 go get laid... bad

FROM : P3R0
Smells to a fuck to me

FROM : k3vin
lol that sucks man,

FROM : pussystar
wow i wanna see tht :)

FROM : SEXY SEXY HOT CHICK
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Im very hot and SEXY and ill go nude for u and if u want u can photo me. and will u go nude? then we can hav sum AWESOME SEXY SEX yh?
u can even finger my PUSSY/VAGINA non stop as deep as u want and as hard as u want and u can feel see TASTE BITE LICK me. plz can i suck ur PENIS COCK u c i like the taste and once i let my ex boyfriend josh PEE in my gob while i was sexing and u can 2.
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FROM : Hollllah
That's from a different website. I've seen people try to copy that story at least 5 times. Next time try new words:)

FROM : abooboo
i like how all the comments are from girls asking you how big your dic* is. congrats getting as* is officailly easier then ever

FROM : Jane Cooper
HOLY CRAP!!!!! Totally embarrassing. I bet you've never lived that down either haha lol. You should have had a couple of drinks of water before falling to sleep haha lmao. Bless.

FROM : nina
lmao...should've ask ''likin the view''?

FROM : Jess
WHOA SEXY SEXY HOT CHICK, cool it. this is a website.

FROM : J-man
That's some funny stuff. I would've asked her to join me in the pool at that point 'cause you had nothing to worry about hiding.

FROM : la tee dah
@abooboo

i really bet those are just middle-aged creepers.

FROM : SHERRIF KIARIE
MEN DATZ REALLY EMBARRASSIN. FUCK???????

FROM : hardboy
So? Sounds like a good night and morning to me.

FROM : Brittany
ur lucky u didn't drown!...but besides that that's really hot heheh

FROM : TheUnknown
At less it like my and my parents force me go nude less on zip lines and they have hang nude less and put a belt and tie it around my part and pull though my back legs and a pole and pull it it hurt so badly and one time they had 10 girls paint my part with pink nail stuff

FROM : daedra
Sounds like ur saying ur cock is small otherwise it wouldn't be embarrassing for a 17 year old mature women to see your penis

FROM : sexi lier
haha that does sux :) but hey maybe she liked what she saw lol