Embarrassing School Story - Cover your shame boy!

Cover your shame boy! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Paper Bag Man

Well this is what happened to me a few years ago at school.

I was asked to host an assembly (as everyone in year 11 had to do at one point in the year). There was no way to avoid it. If you didn't show up on the day, then you had to do it on the day you come back. And me being rather shy was nervous about it, and to make matters worse I had to host it alongside my crush. I thought I would forget my lines and make a ass of myself, boy was I in for a bigger surprise...

I got up on the podium, and looked down to read, as doing saw I caught a eyeful of a view down my crushes shirt, being 16, my hormones raged like a jackhammer and got an erection. I thought big deal, no one will see the bulge this far away and read the short speech, then steeped down, no to applause, but a lot of laughter and wolf whistling. I stood there thinking what the hell, the rise in suicide through bullying isnt funny, when a very pissed off head teacher screamed "cover your shame boy!!".

I looked down, and to my horror my cock was in FULL VIEW, I had forgot my to do up my fly, and since I don't where underwear you get the picture.

In my haste I spun around, whipping my crush across her ass, and another wave of laughter came, I didn't wait around much longer to find out her reaction I tucked it in and ran as fast as I could out of there.

The last thing I heard was someone sing crack that whip.

That was 3 years ago, and I still get the piss taken out of me

Stumble

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FROM : cocker knocker
if i was there I would have have went up to you and gave you a blowjob that you would never forget

FROM : lonz
And WHY don't you wear underwear???

FROM : roxxi
dude, underwear is a necessity!!!

FROM : blahblah
Y don't u wear underwear!!!???
ewwwwwwwwww........

FROM : kassie
wow, this is the first story that actually made me laugh out loud...hahaha, dang im sorry though..i sympathize..maybe ull wear underwear now...haha

FROM : Anonymous
cover your shame? how is a penis shameful? it's a normal part of a guy!

FROM : Okie
Was it small? HAHA!

FROM : maurecce
lol that story is hilarious-my advice to you would be to wear underwear.......

FROM : sam
wow some story im so sry?

FROM : Somebody
Damn...you people need to grow up. Why is everybody so fascinated with the male genitalia? It's part of nature. Dude, I feel sorry for you. I would have been so embarressed.

FROM : violet
ur going to get a yeast infection for not wearing undies but i love free ballers and i think this was a good award

FROM : Diablo
I haven't worn underwear in months it's great on hot days and theres certainly more room! ;)

FROM : Anonymous
u shoul wear pants derr

FROM : wow
this is the most voted on story. Over ten thousand people have voted!

FROM : Chocolate
Obviously it's 100% BULLSHIT!

FROM : Sarah
Laughing my Fucking ASS OFF!!! Seriously!!!

FROM : pamela
It happens to the best of us, i've had moments that embaressing

FROM : nathalie
aww...I actually feel bad for you..

FROM : Kayla
Why don't you wear underwear?

FROM : person u dont know
thats why wearing underwear is helpfull! i think it was kinda stupid not to wear underwear! but o what a shame

FROM : Anonymous
wear underwear!!!!! thats disgusting to not and you'll have germy nastiness all over the inside of your pants.

FROM : your mam
you shoulda showed off at the oppertunity, not ran away Lmaooo woulda been legendary

FROM : marcus
rofl thats legendary

FROM : fukk it
how bigg

FROM : Anonymous
lesson learned? lol jk

FROM : lou
maybe its a shame because his cock is tiny

FROM : YES
Finally a story worth my time reading, that was funny as hell man... oh god, ok im done laughing, very funny though. I wonder what your crush thought...

FROM : Big mac
I agree with anonymous. How is a penis shamful? unless it's really small. Ha ha you have a small cock that everyone seen hard. it sucks to be you.

FROM : Anonymous
ugh i thank its a BIG shame to have your penis exposed

FROM : k3vin
i wouldve kicked yo in the nuts! about 20-80 times till the teachers pull me away 2 start kicking yo in the nuts 90-100 times.

FROM : remsta
Holy crap~!!!! You poor thing! wear underwear!! WHat were u thinking??

FROM : Ratty
Kevin shut up you freaking phoney

FROM : Anonymous
WTF dude that 4th paragraph was so funny LOL

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