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Blame the dog! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Dan


I decided to get pretty smashed one night, while wife chewed me out real good.She p*ssed me off, so when I got up next morning, and I really had to fart, I got up and went to front of bed to get closest to her face. I thought.."take this!", dropped my shorts and let fart fly...

Well, it was wet and loaded! Shit all over her face and arms. Scared, I jumped over the bed and took a shower. I heard her hollering "watch out for the damn dog,he just shit all over everything!". I heard a yelp and she was swinging the dog by the tail and threw his poor ass outside.

I finally confessed a few weeks later. Now Im the one living in the doghouse :(

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PREVIOUS COMMENTS - PAGE 1 of 4 - View Page : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

FROM : crucian pimp
you should be living divorced how could you put your ass is your wifes face and fart you sick nasty fuck someone should shit on you!

FROM : Jessica
Your freaking gross! You need help. If I was your wife I would have kicked you out a long time ago!

FROM : Ashley
Just wanna say that I read these stories at work, and I normally keep my composure. Right now I am still cracking up. It sounds liking something my man would do. lol I feel sorry for your wife. Poor woman.

FROM : Anonymous
that's so funny

FROM : sam
hahahahaha

FROM : Anonymous
it sucked

FROM : me
u fucking disgustingly evil motherfucking bastard u should be the one shitted on...go fuck a dog in the ass then did u poor mofo bastard

FROM : Nikki
She swung the dog by the tail! That's animal abuse, I can't believe she did that!

FROM : Anonymous
Well, you deserve it blaming on the dog. If you told her it was you you'd be never living in the doghouse. So here is some advice about women: Never lie to them because their punishments are baaad.

FROM : Alyson
How could you actually shit all over your wife like that? Why take your pants off in the first place?

FROM : Natalie
dude, your sooooo effing gross!
if you were the one with the tail, i'm swing you, but since you dont, she should have swung you from your front side!
pig!

FROM : Anonymous
you fucking asshole! if i woke up to my guy shitting on my face, i would beat the living shit out him!!!
and your wife is an animal abuser!!! its not the dogs fault if he has diaria!! dogs can't help it because they eat weird stuff sometimes!!! your wife should go to jail!! that fucking bitch!!!!

FROM : oops you shit on you
that was friggin hilarious. I'll read this every time I get sad. (;

FROM : Anonymous
aww... poor dog

FROM : jen
SHE SWUNG THE DOG BY ITS TAIL!??! Thats animal abuse!!

FROM : assholes
umm wow tht nasty u no if she did that to th dog i would eave her u guy shoud be arrested for animal abuse

FROM : Anonymous
what the f*ck u let her hurt the animal you a big fat meany!!!! :P

FROM : Smithy
Hahahahahahaha that made my night hahaha fuck yeh, also get over it everyone who is cracking The shits that was funny as fuck

FROM : k3vin
SO FUNNY IM CRYING

FROM : Renee'
ewww! that is soooo evil of you!!! no matter wht she did you DO NOT have to take it that far. ugh disgusting

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