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Farting Problems.. - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : "Kenzermem"


I was in the 7th grade and it was about time for me to go on stage for my 1st band concert in front of a live concert ever. My boyfriend, Best Friend and I were to go on and do a solo..Easy, except the only problem was I had really serious gas!!

I went out there with my clarinet and sat down. I started to play and I smelt something awful! Obviously so did the crowd because they started laughing. I just kept playing but it started to smell really bad. It totally gagged the senses.

It was coming to the last few notes(they were eighth notes). We started to hit them and with every breath I took I and every blow I blew I farted. My boy friend and friend stopped playing,little did I know, and I was sitting there farting the whole time.

The crowd cracked up laughing!! I could have died!
At least I got a lot of compliments!

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FROM : Praveen
That is just crazy! Did that really happen to you?! How could someone fart continuously for that long? Is it humanly possible?

FROM : bronwyn
gross man! thats disgusting!

FROM : Lindsey
It IS possible, Praveen. My cousin does it all the time.

FROM : jordan
oh my gosh if i was you i would just want to die right there!!!!!!!! thats horrible

FROM : shamira
how is that disgusting i don't get it why people every one farts it is a natural thing to do like talking and how could some1 contro what happens to their body

FROM : dessy
i feel 4 u i hav that prob 2 EVERYDAY
it is embrassing but it is human every1 does it so don't wrry

FROM : Long time ago
OMG i know exactly what you mean when i was in grade 7 and it was our x-mas concert the first time that we played infront of an audience during jingle bells about halfway through the tuba player cut the cheese real loudly and the whole band started laughing soo hard we could not play anymore. it didn't help that the audience couldn't control thier laughter either!!!!

FROM : ally
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross

FROM : jenny
how could u not no that it was u farting sorry but that is realy really funny haha!!!

FROM : Dude of the Funny
wow, have u been eating beans? that must have been smelly and embarrasing.

FROM : alex
that is so funny

FROM : Dan
Oh yeah it is possible. What an unfortunate story. I have had that level of embarassment before. I remember having a cold once at school and during assembly I began coughing uncontrollably which resulted in one cracking fart per cough. The force of the coughs was pushing them out. Was damn embarassing. In front of my whole school. I was referred to as fartboy for the duration of that year.

FROM : Nixy
I raelly do not se how this is possible, are you lying?

FROM : Anonymous
wot a funny story

FROM : ryan reed
that is funny

FROM : pamela
I feel for you, but thats halarious.

FROM : Meagan
I bet that had to fukkin suck!

FROM : dj
hahahahahahahahaha!!! that is sooo embrassing

FROM : wombat guy
literal meaning of the wind instrument

FROM : Anonymous
...akward...

FROM : chris
hunny dw ivce had an embarassin experience with that :(

FROM : HAHAHAH
omggggggggggg. hahahahahahahaha.
this is soooooo funny i would have died.

FROM : mark
that suck's

FROM : Anonymous
That was funny. I feel for you though, i've had somthing similar. When i was late coming from the locker roomsto the gym the pe teacher makes you run around the gym and yu can't stop. well i had gas that day and had to run and fart with each step the whole way.

FROM : Anonymous
I was in school and I have bad hayfever and I forgot to take my tablets in the morning, So I kept sneezing and I was in science and I farted.

FROM : Meee
that is sooo funny, but whatever it's over now

FROM : ....
Haha dumb ass

FROM : Jasmine
Hey that's sad but everyone will forget plus I play the clarinet.

FROM : anonymous
im sorry haha that sucks

FROM : daynaaaa
awwwwwwwwwwww im sorrry babe

FROM : anonymous
aaawww poor baby,wtf are you guys laughing at that's not funny!

FROM : @ Nixy
I agree.

FROM : Ms McGloughin
Yuck, what had you been eating? Your MUM? hah! thats a good one.

FROM : Anonymous
I feel for u. things almost as bad have happened to me.

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