Embarrassing Sex Story - Wash your hands!

Wash your hands! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : HornyBee

One of my most embarrassing moments (I have many, trust me.) happened when I was only four. I still remember it perfectly, and every time i think about it I get read-faced and I want to die. I laugh about it now, but its still mortifying.

When I was four I was a very weird kid. I always pretended to be other people. Thats not so weird in itself, but i pretended to be men. Anyway, after one of my pretend games I was lying on my bed, and I began touching myself. I was getting pretty into it, not moaning or anything but feeling good, when my dad came in. I didnt see him at first, and when i did I put my hand on the top of the covers and tried to act like nothing had happened. But he had seen what I was doing. He was mad, but he was perfectly calm. He just pulled me out of bed and said,

"You should never do those kinds of things. Especially not when youre so young. Now go wash up and keep your hands away from there."

I was embarrassed, although I didnt quite understand the seriousness of what Id been doing. I washed up and thankfully Dad never told mom or anyone else. Hes probably forgotten about it now, but ill remember it forever.

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FROM : ha
bull shit. u cant touch yourself at 4. u havent even gotten anyehere near puberty.

FROM : SAMATHA
WHAT WERE U THINKING WHEN U WERE FOUR??? A PERVE ALREADY

FROM : ahahaha!
omg..... lol .....fucking retard!

FROM : lol
even i cant rember when i was 4

FROM : Chuck
And so would you be a guy or a girl then? Lots of people here seem to leave that out...

FROM : Jak
... Why would you start touching yourself at the are of four?

FROM : Paul
Nice story and I am glad that it is not true because there is no four year old on this earth that has sexual feelings to lead to that bullshit story you just told. This seems to be a fantasy of yours and if I were you I would go seek some help.

FROM : Anonymous
thats weird that you would remember something at age 4 i would understand 8 or 9

FROM : maxx
ur weird

FROM : Tw1st3r
Ew when u were four!!!!!!!!!

FROM : SURE
SURE MATE SURE

FROM : c'mon
you remeber shit from when you were four? bull.

FROM : Anonymous
i think you're lying...
you wouldn't do that at the age of 4

FROM : JENNA
LIE LIE LIE

FROM : Anonymous
u CANT do that at the age of 4.. never mind the fact that u cant remember stuff like this (in details) when u r 4.. of course ur lying :S

FROM : Anonymous
naw im a guy and i remember i started masterbatin around 5 so i wouldntr see 4 being much of a diff

FROM : kakgjk;lkjfd;
that happened with me once, only it was my brother. and salkdj i used to pretend to be other people too. :>

FROM : Naughty Girl
I don'y think he should have told U that U weren't supposed to do that I know somebody that would be jerkin it in front of people, & he was younger than U were, & it's natural for people to master (short for masterbate)

FROM : yup
well i dont think so cause that happen to me but instead i got caught withmy mom.

FROM : stupid anonymous per
You're a retard, of course you would do something like that at age 4. you may not know exactly what it means but you explore your body and you know what feels good.

Go read a psychology book...

FROM : itsme!
yeah, age 4? i would understand if you were 14, but 4?

FROM : i think its true
i've heard of baby boys who hold onto there penis alot so why whoulden't she think it felt good?

FROM : elle
to anonymous- children as young as two and three years old are known to do things that are similar to masturbation, dumb ass. it just happens every now and then.

FROM : Anonymous
Reminds me of someone I know...

FROM : Anonymous
She's not lying. Kids do that. That was mean of him. And dumb.

FROM : Anonymous
actually it's incredibly common for kids that young to masturbate, most do actually, they can't orgasm, but to them, they just do it because it feels good. It's very well documented, you should look it up.

FROM : Ashley
Yes I agree

FROM : Anonymous
no sadly i did that too and my parents found out too srsly

FROM : Anonymous
People don't have such urges at the age of 4

FROM : angel
to the person below yea you would do something like that at the age of 4 so yea tht really cant be a lie cause ive caught my daughter doing that same thing.

FROM : Anonymous
I did...but I was also molested so I became aware of my sexuality at an early age.

FROM : Anonymous
YEah and would really remember that after so many years..what did you think about it everydahy

FROM : Anonymous
how would u know are you her dad? O:!

FROM : Someone
thats a lie.... When I was 4 I didnt even kno what a butt was...

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