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Submitted By : Anonymous


When I was 14, like everyone of that age, I was horny all the time. I had even made a dildo out of an old pom-pom, sickly and strangely enough. I used the little, rubber handle as my play thing.

I had a very private bedroom, the only one on the first stairs, and I had my own bathroom nearby, to boot...so I got away with a lot.

I had gone in my bathroom, and I was masturbating, almost ready to have a major orgasm. I heard my mom call downstairs, "Hey, J***** is here!!!" That was my friend, and I guess she had come to invite me to go out and play ball, or something.

I just yelled back, "Could you tell her Ill be right there, Mom?!" No answer. I didnt know then that my mom had already allowed J***** to go down to my room already, and that she was hiding under my bed!!!!!

Before anyone could catch me, I scurried to my room with my pants around my ankles, pom-pom in hand. I closed the door behind me, and leaned against it, "finishing the job". I was sitting there, quietly moaning, got done, and pulled up my pants. I tossed the pom-pom behind my dresser, the usual hiding place. I opened the door to go upstairs to see my friend.

Just as I opened the door, out comes J***** out from under my bed, smiling. "BOO!" she yelled, laughing. I nearly had a heart attack...what had she seen?!?!?!

We hung out the rest of the evening, and she never once let on that she saw me masturbating with a pom-pom handle.........GAWWWWW!!!! I still dont know what she saw, or if she saw anything. The thoughts have rolled through my mind, though, "What if she was under my bed, but facing the wall?" I figured that was the only way she wouldnt have seen! Maybe she was just being nice, and didnt want to embarrass me.

I still dont know, to this day. It was, by far, the most awful thing that happened to me, embarrassment-wise. Scope out the room before doing that kind of thing, thats for sure! Ive said it before and Ill say it again...the early teenage years are HELL!!!!!!

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FROM : Odd...
Why didn't you just stay in the bathroom? :P

FROM : cause
cause she is lieing! ;)

FROM : bob
iam horny

FROM : jsss
hahaha. thats pretty funny.and embarrasing

FROM : pallavi sharma
you could have let give you a handjob with your weak semen all over her hand and lips.

FROM : Anonymous
a dildo? man!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : kyle
Man dude u are so sick that is so gross how can u be so stupid. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : booquishanay alezae'
yu have some serious issues

i suggest you go to a pcyhaitris
as soon as possible!
lol
never do this again.

FROM : Submitter
I'm 28 now, and at the time I was 14, I think. I can't tell you why I shuffled to my room. Maybe because I had nowhere to stash the dildo in the bathroom. I simply can't remember. That was a nightmare.

FROM : Anonymous
So now you and J***** (Jackie) are lesbians? Wow that is really sexy.

FROM : shewhowillnotbenamed
I have to do this, HAHA

FROM : L
This is the funniest story of ALL. I laughed my ass off!!!!!!!! How AWFUL!!!!!!!! I probably would have moved to another country....By the way, did the pompom make a "sha-sha-sha" noise? Rarara, sis-boom-ba!

FROM : Julian
You're a sex attic aren't you.

FROM : mala
You kidding m,e gros1 Yous sick ass!

FROM : sweet cherry
yeah i would have stayed in the bathroom

FROM : The Good Girl
poor baby..they should not have laughed!

FROM : phil
i was caught screwing my girlfriends mother by her other sister,

FROM : KootchyKootchyKoo
I wasnt horny at that age.

FROM : Anonymous
YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND FIND A BF IF YOUR THAT HORNY

FROM : bob
problem child

FROM : Anonymous
omfg Omfg oMfg omFg omfG
UR FUCKED UP

FROM : Anon
Why was she hiding under your bed....

FROM : robin babess
tht is the ages i was horny :P

FROM : Lily
gosh.... maybe i shouldn't pleasure myself anymore!

FROM : syd
your friend is werid.

FROM : qt
y didnt u finish of in the bathroom??
lamo

FROM : Anonymous
I wasn't horny like that either at 14 I'm eighteen now and ice just started to be horny or wanting to have sex. Your a freak man.but very cleaver with the pom lol

FROM : Why should i tell?
Find a bf for gods sakes! Im sure hed be happy to oblige... Just dont go to far at that age!

FROM : Author
I wrote this several years ago, and have done a lot of growing up, thankfully. I was a product of a horrific childhood. Exposed to porn at a very young age, my dad molested me for several years, and I never told anyone for so long for fear of being sent to a foster home. I didn't want to be separated from my siblings, either. So, all I knew from very early on was sex, sex, sex. I know, that's sick. My dad should've rotted in jail, but my mom bullied me into letting him off the hook. I was a kid, so I didnt' think to fight back then. I just know that cycles were made to be broken, not repeated!

FROM : @Anonymous
shut up

FROM : Abc
Uh I'm 14 and I'm NOT horny all the time. Not even close. That's disgusting, if you must do that at all, you should be older at LEAST.
Maybe find a Bf, that might help...

FROM : bob the builder
lol, wow

FROM : horny babe
I had a story like dat where i was maturbating and then my bf came into the same room and saw me. but then he just laughed and helped me finish my orgasm. by the time it was done we were both moaning like hell

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