Embarrassing School Story - Some memories live forever..

Some memories live forever.. - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Anonymous

It was near the end of June and all the sixth graders were in the auditorium for our "moving up ceremony" where we would be presented awards and junk and be told about middle schoool. I was sitting next to my two best friends and we were whispering about how boring the principal was, yapping on and on about how much we had accomplished and what a switch this was going to be and all that... but soon came the time when he would call the names of the kids on the honor roll and give them their certificates up on stage. I had never been on the honor roll, and I wasnt expecting anything, so I just sat back in my seat and continued to chat.

Of course I was taken by total surprise when I heard my name.
"Go up!" my friends cried. I raced up the stairs and ran onstage, then faced the audience with a big grin. Along with about fifteen other people.

The principal handed out our awards and smiled at us. Then, just as I was about to take the slip of paper from him, a fart crept into my butt. I sucked it in as best I could and felt sheer relief when the urge disappeared. I took the award and walked back down the aisle, and before I could stop it, a huge fart escaped. It was loud and echoed through the whole auditorium. Everybody cracked up, teachers, kids, my friends, even the PRINCIPAL.

"Well," the principal gasped, laughing like crazy. "Some memories die down and are forgotten, and some live forever. Ill have to tell this one to next years students!"

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PREVIOUS COMMENTS

FROM : steven
This happened to me too! During an assembly where I had a speech to make, I farted hugely (and there were microphones all around). My friends still make fun of me 2 years later.

FROM : Anyonomous
You should have said "this is what i think of this school" and pretend you were making a fart, but instead you were really farting. But no one would know that.

FROM : stinky, lol
That mustve been mortifying but really funny, everyone farts, its natural. I have a story to make you not feel so bad....Today my daughter and i were in the doctors office for her appointment and a fart from MY butt came out in the tiny room and grossed her out...(I am 35, mind you... it doesnt just happen to kids lol) she was trying to get some air cuz it was so smelly. The doctor came in and asked if everything was ok. My daughter (age 12) blurted out, "my mom stank up the room" Mustve been the 20 oz. of MCDONALDS coffee I drank a half hour before I did that....

FROM : kaylah
if u were in 6th grade, why were u still told about middle school when u were IN middle school? like u already know that stuff so why tell u again?

FROM : Humpty Dumpty
Why would your principal tell the next year people about someone that farted......wtf? O_o

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