Lets see what youve got..

Sex

i picked up this really hot older tan girl at this party and things r getting pretty hot and heavy up in a room. she takes off her shirt and skirt and is in her panties and bra. Then she say,"So lets see what u got." So, she gets on her knees right by my crotch, unzips my pants, and slides them down. Then she just stares at my penis for about 2 seconds. All of a sudden, she bursts into laughter and walks away and falls down on the bed from laughing so hard. I say "What?" And she blurts out,"Its FUCKING TINY!!!" Then she just points at it and keeps laughing. She then tied me up and brought all her friends up to laugh at me. It was so embarrassing.