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Submitted By : Carl


I was dating this amzingly hot girl:tall,curvy, and tan. She was actually a lingerie model. So I take her back to my place and we start moving into it pretty fast and she gives me this sexy look like lets do it. So I start taking her shirt off and pants and she starts sliding my pants down. The look on her face scared me to death. She had kind of a girlish smile on her face. She says "Is that it?" I was so embarrassed. My penis was probably about 5 inches erect, which isnt that small, but shes so hot shes probably used to huge ones. So i say "What do you mean?" She is on the brink of laughter. She says while trying to hold back the laughter "Its REALLY TINY!" She then says, feeling bad for me", Well its ok, we can work around that." So then we start actually doing it. When i cum, she looks at me again with that girlish smile. Then she says "Youre done already?" I was so shocked. I had always thought i lasted a long time. She then says "That was only like 3 minutes. I didnt even feel you inside of me!" She then started putting her clothes back on. I said "No dont leave! Whats the problem baby?" She grabs hold of my dick with two fingers squeezing it very tightly and says "THIS! This is the problem!"

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FROM : hey small dick
hehehehehehehehehe but thats pretty cold i dont think ene girl would turn down a guy cuz of his dick man thats just cold. she should open her eyes and relise that not everyone is as big as an oversized sausage

FROM : Anonymous
shes not worth it. what a loser.

FROM : Bong
LOL shes a biarch, d/w you'll find the right one.

FROM : Matt
Dump her or at least tell her she wasn't good in bed either

FROM : coolio foolio
thats shallow man

FROM : k
whoever did that to you is a right slut! appriciate everything, enjoy more!! thats my saying !!

FROM : ROFLCOPTORMAN
ROFLCOPTOR

FROM : The hott lingerie mo
5 inches my ass, more like 3 and a half, stop trying to make it seem bigger

FROM : ~*~eMiLy~*~
ha ha ha, it was probally her- not you!!!!
she was "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

FROM : Jess
K, she's a huge ass bitch.

FROM : Kaila
awwe you poor guy!!...i feel so sorry for you..that chick is stupid..shes really shallow..personally i think big dicks are ugly ...i think yours would be fine!! .... well im sorry about your embarrassment!! much love
*Kaila*

FROM : Anonymous
SHES A BITCH

FROM : bubblebath
what a fuckin bitch im srry but she is a descrase to girls !!!!!!!!!!!


FROM : shit
damn. what a bitch. watch,one day she'll choke on her precious little hollywood cocks. : )

FROM : D-ray
Oh please! You are all just guys trying to defend another guy...PUHLEASE.

FROM : jessica
Whatever, 5 inches is fine. She's a bitch.

FROM : siera
That girl is a bitch! lets hope she gets so loose that NO guy can satisfy her!

FROM : kindredspiritz14
wow. what an asshole.

FROM : rawr*
wow what a biatch! gosh she should have taken the rat that crawled up her ass and shoved it down her throat to shut herself up! yeesh;; well dont take it hard; she cant be worth it if she cant take it!

FROM : Anonymous
umm i wanna be nice and say thats okay but... you need at least 6 or 6 1/2 inches to work with... at least

FROM : guest
Oh my goodness that is juss cold. Shes a real bitch u should tell her she smelled like rotten tuna...

FROM : Lil Miss Naughty
Dang, that was rude. She's not worth it if she's gonna be a bitch about it.

FROM : sexy mama
if she didn't want you then i'll have you!!

FROM : Anonymous
that bitch. she doesn't care about you, only about the sex and the size of your penis.

FROM : R.M
What a bitch.

FROM : blahhblahh
ouchh that has to suck
at least you finished

FROM : laura
I wouldnt find this embarrassing you should have told her maybe your just streched out to much to enjoy a real man she was just prob just trying to mess with your mind she sounds like she's been around the block one to many

FROM : Anonymous
shit, what a bitch!

FROM : umm a 15 year old
WOW thats absolutely horrible... I hate how all girls think guys should have thos monster cocks. 5 inches is atleast AROUND average

FROM : Tara
She was a bitch. The size of a guys thing or how long he lasts shouldn't matter matter. At least you have one and you managed to last for a while. She's just a slut who wants what she'll probably never get.

FROM : r
Mines 5in too..and if they ever say anything about it..I tell them it will feel bigger in their ass..works either way..u get anal or they shut up quick ;)

FROM : jonty
tell her shes ugly, fat and sucks ass in bed

FROM : frank
its alrigtht i showered with a bunch of 7 and 8 yr olds at camp and im 22 and they all were laughing and making fun of mine because they were all bigger.

FROM : melissa
u should of slapped her

FROM : AnonymousMamacita
wow! what a bitch. you can do better than her.

FROM : anonymous
she's a bitch... u deserve some1 better than her :* maybe me... I think your dicks huge!

FROM : Anonymous
lol fucking slutbag feel sorry for ya

FROM : HONEYBEE
fuq hurr, what a bitch !!!

FROM : Anonymous
Tell her she was so loose it was like being in the ocean so of course she couldnt feel it man its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean mmmmmmmmm I love sex

FROM : mari777
dammm lol lmaooo dat story is funny :)

FROM : Anonymous
nahh she was just too loose

FROM : k
i c where a guy would be embarrassed.

FROM : Anonymous
dude im 12 and my dicks 5 inches get a pump

FROM : Dominic
Haaha I'm 14 and my penis is 10 inches long no joke

FROM : Billy
I'm 10 and I have a 7 incher....you're a loser!

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