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Submitted By : Jason


I was about 15 when this happened and my sister was about 18. Some of her friends were super hot and whenever they came over i was always so embarrassed to talk to them. Anyways, I decided to do something really stupid when one of them came over. I decided to jerk off to one of them. So while i was in the middle of it i realied that i left the door unlocked, but i didnt care enoguh to get up and lock it. So when i was done, I was so tired i didnt even get up to clean the sperm off my stomach. So there i was, laying on my bed with a puddle of sperm on my stomach. Then, my sister and her friend quietly came in. They were probably laughing their asses off but i was half asleep so i didnt hear them. Anyways, they came up to my bed and started poking fun of my penis. They were touching it and squeezing it, and this is when i woke up. I got SO RED. I couldnt take the embarrassment. When they saw that i saw them, they made the small penis sign with their two fingers to me and laughed their way out. The next day at school, one of the school cheerleaders came up to me and said what were u thinking? was that supposed to be funny? I didnt know what she was talking about, but then she showed me a picture of me on my bed naked with the sperm on my stomach. I was so embarrassed. My sister must have taken a picture of me. So now everyone at school knows my "little secret." The cheerleaders even made a cheer about it:"Hey there jason, You can see it in his eyes, In his pants, he orders childrens size!"

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FROM : Anonymous
Dude..I dont kno if tha is true or not but that is funny, SAD, but funny

FROM : Rather Evil Lad
hay, you brought that upon yourself. you jerked off when your sisters friends were over, you didnt lock your door, you didnt clean yourself up and you just went to sleep totally naked

FROM : yher
Yuo suck shit

FROM : charlette
your sister is a huge pervert

FROM : Anonymous
Obviously made up.

FROM : ...
ouch, that's pretty bad.

FROM : lando
children sized what?

FROM : Mildred
thats a pretty sick story if your sister was touching and poking around with you, are you guyz have some incest goin on or what

FROM : Justin
Real? Uh....no dont think so, nice try.

FROM : Bob
ur weird

FROM : Anonymous
Dude, that is not true. stfu

FROM : Anonymous
YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR
YOU'RE SISTER WOULDN'T DO THAT

FROM : Anonymous
you are a perverted liar

FROM : Anonymous
wtf why in the hell was your sister squeezing your knob n stuff like ewwwww incest

FROM : Anonymous
Your sister touches you?

FROM : Anonymous
Mildred, the fuck kinda name is that? I think you are the incest one here. A bunch of fucking perverts on this site, I'll tell you that.

We should hook up.

FROM : your gay
bull!

FROM : ME
WOW WHERE DO YOU LIVE CHINA?

FROM : INCEST!!
- Sorry, mate but that is just not on.

FROM : Anonymous
If this is true, its beyond embarrassment. Its just a plain cruel thing to do that to you, I would disown her and smack her about.
If this is false, You are just trolling for people to feel sorry for you.

FROM : jen
You are either a perverted fkn liar or the worst kind of person ever!

FROM : aly
hot i wish i could have felt ur penis

FROM : Ur dad
Motherfucker grow up and stop fooling ppl with all made up things

FROM : tam
wow really? you would actually make up a story about your sister touching your penis?! thats
freaking sick dude

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