Embarrassing Other Story - Pregnancy in the Grocery store

Pregnancy in the Grocery store - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Valerie

One day, about a week and a half after I found out I was pregnant with my second child,I was on my way to the grocery store. Im not saying the name because Im not sure if its okay..lol..anyhow..it is one of those REALLY BIG warehouse types...lol! Ok, so I have not been able to eat anything but fruit for the past few days because EVERYTHING smells sooooo bad to be and makes me wanna puke. Well Being the sweet wife..lol..that I am, I thought to myself"Just because I cannot eat certain things doesnt mean I still shouldnt get them for everyone else...RIGHT?!" So There I am with my 2 year old son in the cart looking at the meats in the store. I passed roasts,lamb,chicken,etc. But as soon as I saw the steak and ground beef I felt REALLY SICK!!

I couldnt get to the bathroom fast enough so I had to grab one of those clear bags that they give you (to put your meats in so the juices dont spill out) and I puked in it! MY son thought it was just the funniest thing he has ever seen..laughing his little butt off at me! Three people saw me do it and they all came up to me and asked if I was alright, I told them what the deal was and they left me alone...needless to say I will not go back to that store, I will go to the one that is about 20 min. away from me before I show face there again! :)

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FROM : prb
costco? sams club?

FROM : .?.?.?
That isn't so embarrasing that you shouldnt go there anymore.

FROM : Katrina
I farted REALLY loudly in class when I was in seventh grade. Everybody laughed and pulled their shirts over their noses. The worst part was that there was a boy I really liked who was sitting near me.

FROM : Lindsey
bj's?

FROM : HOMER SIMPSON
WAS THE STORE B AND Q

FROM : I Pooped in My PJ'S!
I was at my freinds house for a slumber party. Me and the girls had a "Scary Movie Marathon" and I though, what better scary movie than the grudge. We were stupid enough to watch it at 2 in the morning. I dont know why, but someone was watching tv upstairs and dropped the remote. I got so freaked that I farted. We laughed it off, but i felt something squishy in my undies. I went to the washroom only to find out i POOPED in my Pj's!

FROM : chick
Walmart?

FROM : Anonymous
hey it was so funny when i saw u puke your son was laughing so hard

FROM : Anonymous
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

FROM : the one you love
u say lol alot would hate to be ur kid

FROM : anonymos
Continued from prb's comment...kosko? Sams club? Ikea? Bj's?

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