Naked Collision

Family

This incident happened to me a few years ago but Ill never forget it. Either will my in-laws.

It was a beautiful Friday afternoon so my boss and I decided to cut work a few hours short to head home and have a few beer. Once I arrived home I decided to grab a quick shower while Dave, my boss grabbed a beer and headed out back to enjoy the sun.

Just as I went into the bedroom and stripped down I heard the phone ring. Knowing Dave was outside I ran out into the hall to answer it. Little did I know, my wifes sister ,Susan, who was staying with us had also arrived home early. She was just finishing her shower. She thought she was alone too and decided to answer the phone. As luck would have it we both rounded the corner in the hall the same time and hit head on. Her forehead hit my nose. She bounced off of me and landed naked on her ass. I took a step back a grabbed my nose. Blood was running down my face and all over the floor.I think it took us both by such suprise that neither of us realised we were naked. She jumped up and told me to tilt my head back and led me into the bathroom and grabbed a towell for my nose. So we were both standing up naked in the bathroom while she held a towell to my bloody nose. Thats when we both realized the odd situation we were in . We both started laughing histerically. She told me to keep my head pointed to the ceiling. We then decided we better cover up. She wrapped herself in a bath towel and left me alone to mend to my nose.

Everyone had a good laugh at our expence. Especially with my swelled up nose and Susans purple bump in the middle of her forehead.

Oh yeah, I shouldnt say this but she looks great naked.