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Submitted By : Vic


I was 12 at the time and had not only switched schools but also moved from PA to NY, and knew nobody their, especially the girls, man where they hot, I happened to be in a homeroom with five of the eight cheerleaders.

I went to school that first day with the thought of acting like a punk to try to win respect, and I got a little less than that, I was mozying up to my homeroom talking to a couple girls I met in the hall, and when I got their all the girls outside my homeroom started laughing and backing away from me, I could see by the looks on their bright red faces they were obviously embarrased, so I thought man maybe I was more muscular then I thought, but it wasnt till one of the gals I was taking to said oh my god he is huge that I realized I had the biggest hard-on I had ever had in my life sticking straight out of my pants, I was always well endowed and was well respected for this at my old school, but here evryone was teasing me about my penis and saying I had no control, Kids can be so cruel!

Anyway when I finally got in homeroom I sat down and the Homeroom teacher walked over to see what the comotion was all about, and when he saw ole peter standing at attention he told me, "U dont salute until after the pledge of allegience meatball, so sit down until its over,

Needless to say, for the rest of my highschool years I was called meatball, and women always were afraid to try my 10" rod, oh well their loss!! :)

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FROM : Lonnie
You probably got another boner just writing this.

FROM : DudeWTH
Perverted people and the things they write just to get off...

FROM : Dave the cheese cock
I HAVE A MASSIVE COCK

FROM : DT
haha i think that last comment was funnier then the story

FROM : Kelsie
This is the dumbest story I've ever heard. Basically, you suck, dumb fuck.

FROM : Big Sweet Dogg
Whatever.

FROM : o
Bullshit.

FROM : ted
And my internet penis is 12" long... wtf

FROM : The Realist
u are pathetic. u spell like u are still age 12, and u brag like u are age 13. u are so full of it and so full of yourself. see ya around tiny.

FROM : Breanna
haha nice i'm surprised you didn't get a girlfriend from that

FROM : JK
You've probably got a tiny 1 inch penis and just boast of having a 10 inch one because you are a pathetic idiot.

FROM : Ally
Man dnt u know anything frm tht school? Their means BELONGING 2 SUM1! There means lyk sum1 w/e but i know u hav crap grammer.Btw will sum1 explain wat he mentby 'mozying up' i dnno wth hes on about.

FROM : Lorraine Allison
2cqmfi6jh5fanc3y

FROM : Anonymous
Your ego may be 10" but your dick is prob about 5 with a boner.

FROM : Anonymous
To The Realist: Look who's talking

FROM : tam
"There means lyk sum1 w/e but i know u hav crap grammer." wow.... not sure how you came to the conclusion that "There means like someone" in fact, i'm not even sure what that means.
and "u have crap grammer" from the person who can't even spell grammar and abbreviates evry other word?!
really, if you're going to try to be a grammar nazi, at least make sure that you know freaking english... lol

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