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Strawberry Condoms! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Lauren


Alright. Ive been with my boyfriend for about a year and a half now, and he was the first person I had sex with. Well, at the beginning of our "messing around" stage, my best friend, had given me a bunch of condoms: flavored, glow in the dark, ribbed, extra lubed, etc. as a joke since I was still a virgin and she had long lost it. Well, in the heat of passion, me and the boyfriend decided to finally do it (he wasn't a virgin, so he knew what he was doin) Well, he went and grabbed a condom outta the bag, put it on, and oh man was the sex good. Well, I was in a little pain and quite sore, but we thought it was normal since it was my first time. I ended up swelling up like a softball between my legs and stayed that way for days. I went to the gyno, and she's like "Looks like you had an allergic reaction to whatever kind of condom you used..what kind was it?" and I wasn't sure so I called my man's cell and asked him to look in his garbage can at the wrapper to see..

Well..it was a strawberry flavored condom. I had an allergic reaction to the flavored lube on it. I stayed swelled up for a couple more days..and now, we check on the condom wrapper before we begin to play..cuz having a vagina swell up to the size of a softball isn't a pretty picture..nor is it easy to walk with. :)

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FROM : boo
booga booga

FROM : Anonymous
omg omg you ppor thing

FROM : Anonymous
not beleieveable. i think your a man.

FROM : -`-`Stephie-`-`
omg! that must've sucked!...nd HURT!!

FROM : party_girlx0x0x
Was it like having a penis (when u were swelled up between the legs:P)

FROM : Down Syndrome
Ahahaha Fuck thats funny ahahaha you suck

FROM : Bella_Dominican_Chic
HAHAH! OMG! WOW!!!!!! JUST.....WOW LMAO OMG! WOW

FROM : yum
call me next time it happens : )

FROM : me
aww poor you lol

FROM : Natalie
omfg that must have really, really sucked!

FROM : spongebob
HAHAHA

FROM : chrissy
man.
that must
of felt sooo
wierd lol

FROM : Anonymous
Awe hehe

FROM : mz.naughty
lol damn thats messed up

FROM : lol
if it happens again come over to my place and ill lick the flavoring out. YUM!!! lol sounds hot!

FROM : Pearl
OMG! SOMETHING LIKE THIS ALMOST HAPPENED TO ME ONCE! Well, I was a virgin, (I still am) and my my BF was always urging me to have sex with him, and I alwys refused because i wasn't married yet. ( I'm still not, I'm only 21) well, one day he dicided to surprise me when i came to his house by ripping my clothes off and making love with me. He knew i wanted to have sex, but wasn't married yet, so wooldn't well, he thought if he made me have sex, i wouldn't fell bad. So he stripped me and began to sguirt some stufff on his finmgers and began to finger me. well, little did we know that I was allergic to something in the stuff. So the next day, i wet to my docter, he looked and told me a perscription cream i needed. So he goes over to the secraty and in fromnt of everyone tells my name and whst hsppened to me!

FROM : jokermentl
fucker

FROM : jokermentl
come on

FROM : BadhBarbie` Ash
Hey ; Shit happens pum pum swells up somee times ; smh dass wild Crazi tho

FROM : bun
ha loser

FROM : Ouch,
Gosh, I thought thrush was bad.. That sounds horrible. - Still Fuuny Storie!

FROM : anam
very very bad story

FROM : Mercury
Shit girl. thats nasty

FROM : BarbieBitches
Lls She said the size of a Softball Doe.... I wonder what ppl thought when they saw her walking...."Yuck Look at that chick's Penis" Lls Im so rude

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