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Beach Streak - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Michael


This happened to me when I was 16. I went to the beach with my 3 friends on the fourth of july, and there were tons of hot chicks, much of whom went to my school.

The day before the drawstring came out of my bathing suit, but I thought nothing of it. I waded out quite far into the water, and out of nowhere a huge wave hit me! I literally did about 4 summersaults under the water, before I was able to get up. I was just happy I survived, it was so shocking and the water was freezing cold. Then I realized that I felt wierd, and that my bathing suit had come off! I was still pretty far out so "that part of me" (which isnt terribly big to begin with, and was severely shriveled by the water) was still not visible. I frantically searched for it for about 20 min, becoming very scared. Just then I realized I had drifted down pretty far and I didnt even know where I was. I had no choice. I waded closer to shore as far as I could while that part of me was still covered. Then I had to do it - I was going to sprint to the bathroom. It looked like I had a clear path and I am an extremely fast runner. I took off like a speeding bullet when - bam! I smashed right into the girl I had a crush on, butt naked, and knocked her and myself over. I got an erection and became extraordinarily red. I was stunned, I just sat there for what seemed like hours. "Wow thats tiny!" she exclaimed. Everyone began to laugh. I regained control and sprinted the rest of the way to the bathroom. There I found some paper towels to cover myself with. I had to still run though to my towel, wherever it was. So I supposed I should just get it over with. I ran out of the bathroom, with a crowd of girls hollering and making embarrassing comments and slapping my butt.

Finally I found my towel after about 5 whole minutes of running and torture. I gathered my clothes, dropped my towel (again accidentaly exposing myself) - followed by screeches,and ran like hell to my car, whimpering. I was teased throughout school for months and still am.

This is by far the most embarrassing moment of my life.

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FROM : blood hound
Yea, you just happened to bump right into the girl you had a crush on. And you didn't see this huge wave coming. Get your eyes fixed, and a bigger penis while you're at it!

FROM : Matt
You shoulda yanked of the girls panties off and stuck it in 'em. WooHooHoo

FROM : cosmi
Will someone tell bloodhound to STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE? It happens on like every story I read. Anyhow, definetly embarassing.

FROM : Top_cat
Bloud hound, I considered that too but there is such a thing as a coincidence. Not so long ago we were just starting to talk about the poem, 'The Raven' in English when one happened to pirch itself outside.

PS Penis envy is a creation by males to make fun of other males. Once you realise that it doesn't mean anything, people, females included, will no longer care. Confidence is everything.

FROM : monkey
you cant just go out and buy a bigger penis dumbass!!!!

FROM : Anonymous
Wow....your crush saw your tiny boner. How humiliating.

FROM : ******
OI ! blood hound, how dya know this didnt really happen to him eh !? we all know your undeveloped, with probarly a 3 inch dick, so please. shut your face and get our own life. . . thankz xox

FROM : Miranda
Im not sure if this story is true or not, but if it did happen, that must have been embarrassing, by the way, why is this under FAMILY embarrassing moments?

FROM : blondy
y has evry lad gt the same story!! woooow they came off, its ur own fault u should have bought a new pair

FROM : Person
um.....no comment

FROM : Cass
Ouch!

FROM : ...
kick everybodys ass who gets in your way

FROM : meanmann
teeny weeny! when it erects it's supposed to get bigger NOT smaller. blood hound is right. get a bigger penis (or send me a picture of your tiny penis @ age 16

FROM : drakken777
Could have been worse - imagine if you'd both fallen in love and got married. Then one day your little boy/girl says 'Mommy, how did you meet Daddy?'

FROM : Ouch.......
That girls a bitch! but......... look wer ur going..........

You shood mess up her life.....

FROM : Adrian
Dude, Your life sucks. Take Viagra:)

FROM : Anonymous
girls and your crush saw you naked and girls slaped your butt! U the man!!!

FROM : Jenni
wow.... that sucks..... the most embarrasing moment i ever had was when i kicked the door down of a stall in our school bathroom (no one was in it) at the exact same moment our newest substitute teacher walked in.

Well, first impresions are lasting ones.

FROM : Sam
OMG so sorry i didn't find this that funny at all if i was there i would have helped u and not laughed at u or teased u i would have sticked up 4 u

FROM : Emmy
aw omg I feel so bad for you.

FROM : Your a Dumbass
I thought you said it was a clear path to the bathroom and not only that but you happen to bump in to your One and Only Crush? Your full of it

FROM : blake
fuck u blood hound

FROM : katty
hhahaha , this is fucked

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