Embarrassing Sex Story - Very Bad Luck

Very Bad Luck - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Laurie

Once, my boyfriend (now my husband) and I were really in the mood for "you know what"....so we started going at it - My mom (who I was living with) was out and said she wouldn't be back for awhile. We're really getting into it with the moaning and everything and i see my mother pull in the driveway.... so we hurry and get cleaned up but i didnt put any underwear on and i guess my boyfriend forgot to zip up his pants without his boxers on!!!! We go down to politely help my mother with the grocery's and neither my boyfriend or I noticed but my mother surely did!!!! She looked down and says "OH WOW IS THAT IT!!!" My boyfriend and I were both mortified....it took us awhile to get over it he wouldn't even look at my mother for months after.

Now we're happily married and my mother still brings that up to tease us!

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FROM : niki
its sooooo funny

FROM : mike
oh man at least she was ok with it although that depresing when the mother says is that it my pride would be hurt

FROM : FromLA
"OH WOW IS THAT IT!!!"

does that meen is that all? so small...

but funny

FROM : keena
you dirty bitch you shouldnt have had sex in your mother's house anyway

FROM : Steven
keena you're an idiot, it's a hilarious story though

FROM : Kira
I have does that mean i'm dirty? Does it offend you yeah?

FROM : bitchy but horny gur
man fuck wat every body else think... they only right shit like that cuz theyre fuckin jeaouls that ur gettin some and there aint......

FROM : tracy
I was 19 at the time when my boyfriend of 2 years asked me if i wanted to have sex. i said yes since we had been going out for a while and i really liked the guy. We were at a party so we looked around for a private place. turns out the only place we could find was the janitors closet. unfortunately, there were so many supplies; brooms, mops, buckets of paint, etc. Anyways we chose to ignore it and 'got busy.' We were both undressed and were really getting into it, when suddenly Johnny slammed into a shelf contained with buckets of paint, which caused a huge 'Bang' and drenched us with paint. The next thing we knew, the door was pried open and half the party stood there staring at us. I just wanted to die!

FROM : Anonymous
@keena shut the fuck up

FROM : Anonymous
I often wonder how my mother in law would act or what she would say if she walked in on me sleeping or just in the house naked. great story.lol

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