Embarrassing Family Story

Snip, Snip - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : BIGvic

Since my uncle is in the USMC he has 2 children and isn't allowed to have anymore children he had to get a vasectomy. He had to tell his chidren that he can't have anymore babies so daddy has to get his nuts snipped. When they realize that Daddy has been gone for an unusual amount of time. They start to ask questions and so mommy told them the same thing that their father had told them. So when it's dinner time his 6 year old son is wondering why he has an ice pack in his crotch, he tells his son and his 2 year old daughter what's going on. Even AFTER that they were still asking questions, so after the daughter went to her room he dropped his pants and showed his son where the incision was made and what they did. The next thing that you hear is the loud voice of a child yelling "THEYCUTOFFYOURNUTZ!!!!!", Then after he elaborates correctly "THEYMADEYOUSHAVEIT!!!!!". Thats not the end of it! Now that the very young eloquent speaker tells this mentor type girl thats 14 years old thats watching over her that" my daddy got his nuts snipped off!!!" This girl is standing there laughing and the daycare managers are trying to get into touch with her mother to supend her from daycare until she is aware of what she repeats. Now I know and my mother knows.

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FROM : cant revel my name o
that is so gross!

FROM : Anonymous
thats stupid, when you have a vasectomy, you dont get them cut off, just the tube is cut - it looks the same on the outside so the kids wouldnt be saying that hsi nuts were cut off because the nuts would still be there.

FROM : Anonymous
and why would the kids know that it was shaved? had they seen it before when there was hair there? why is he showing hi privates to kids? thats just sick

FROM : JDS
thats was the dumest story ever soory
love yah
gool luck with you sex life

FROM : konner
that is so dumb not funni at alll

FROM : Bunny muffin
Omg that was so badly writen I could not understand any of it.

FROM : Tom
Dude, the USMC doesn't force fathers to have vasectomies. There is not limit to the number of children you can have. If they did, there would be alot of snipped Marines in my unit.

FROM : reader
this is a really crappy story.
i mean---the actual story part makes sense but this is written in no way for people to read. you repeated stuff a lot and didnt distinguish between sentences.
and i also kinda find it hard to believe that they kicked you (or whoever it was) out of daycare for that. I've been working at a daycare for well over a year now, and you don't send a kid home for saying something like that once. you call their parents to tell them---but you dont suspend them from daycare.
i find it extremely hard to believe that part of this story.

FROM : anonymous
why would anyone tell a small child something like that....that should be a private thing NOT to be discussed with small children, stay in the damn hospital or something.... until yer nutz feel better...geez

FROM : K
I dont get the end of this.

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