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Truth or dare at the beach - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Tom


When I was in 9th grade, I was invited to go to the beach with about 20 people, about half girls. We had a great time all day till night rolled along, and around 10 pm we decided to play truth or dare. The sand was freezing then so we lit a fire. Up until my turn the dares remained low key and the truth more intense, so I of course chose dare. They huddled for a moment, then announced that I must run into the ocean, swim out to the buoy (im not sure how you spell that) and swim back - totally naked. It was dark save the small amount of light the fire created, but I still asked, "can I cover myself"? They replied no, but it didnt really make a difference anyways. I stripped and ran, and when I got to the water and put my feet in I realized it was unexpectedly freezing cold! I dont have a very big penis to begin with but in the water, it turned to about an inch long, and yes, I am mature. But I braved it, and I did the chore, even though by the time I got back i could hardly breath I was so cold.

Then, as I ran up, blue colored, due to the cold, I realized my bathing suit was gone. Everyone began snickering. I turned around so they couldnt see me and said "this isnt funny, where is it!?". They started snickering harder and simply said "why dont yo look up there"! And then I noticed, it was hanging above a fairly high cliff in a tree. I had no choice. I ran past them and started climbing the rick butt naked, 1 incher exposed. Then they pulled out numerous flashlights, and aimed them all on my crotch. Then laughter roared, along with embarrassing comments such as "Is it that cold?" and "I had no clue they came so teenie!?". It was very scary too, because I was about to fall, plus I was totally red and all the blood was in my face. Finally I got to the ledge with my suit. Then I looked at it, only to find that it wasnt my suit! It was just a funny shaped bush! Thats all! I looked down and realized I was stuck, totally naked. To embarrass me further they sent the cutest girl up to carry my bare ass down. during which time I popped a boner, which remained tiny. She even grabbed my dick and declared it the smallest onw she had ever seen, including her 3 year old brother.

It was so embarrassing I literally moved away after that (for other reasons, but I was damn glad).

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PREVIOUS COMMENTS - PAGE 1 of 5 - View Page : 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

FROM : hehe
hahahah how cute u popped a boner??? lmao

FROM : Micheller
Seriously that sucks..sorry to hear that

FROM : bob
that's weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Anonymous
that really sucks
DONT ACCEPT STUPID DARES LIKE THAT

FROM : Hannibal Lecter
You are either the biggest idiot, or biggest lier

FROM : meanmann
what the [] were you thinking doing that [] dare
even if you know your dick, penis, thing, ding dong

FROM : Anonymous
you's a ho

FROM : dumbass
cool wish that happened to me

FROM : Jake
Somthing like that happend to me once but i have a half inch penis at erection

FROM : blondy bitch
wow it sooooooooo cool

FROM : jim
wierd

FROM : ouch...
that sucks.......
i dont know what to say except NEVER ACCEPT STRIP DARES AND LEAVE UR CLOTHING OUT!

FROM : lauren
haha I feel bad!!

FROM : Anonymous
When you have an erection, your penis extends to full size and doesnt "stay small" unless ofcourse you really do have a 3 year olds genitles. Blood rushes into the penis to make it erect so simple science says:

Blood = Heat Heat + Cold + Warm

Shriveled penis + warm = normal penis.

FROM : Anon
If a girl touched your dick it's not all bad.

FROM : hollywoodidol
thats embrassing

FROM : ????
thts hillarius! lol. i think its so funny how guys dick can be so big but wen they get wet it shrink 5times smaller!

FROM : robert gifford
that sucks bro if i were you i would try and get revenge

FROM : Someone
A girl touched you there, so it couldn't have been that bad.

FROM : that guy
ouch

FROM : Anonymous
Wicked, if I were there, I would of done it too

FROM : Miles L.
Swimming in the cold at night? Not very smart, especially when it seems like those kids would've probably laughed if you were drowning.

FROM : Anonymous
that musta hurt your pride

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