Embarrassing Work Story - Coffee Break!

Coffee Break! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Saundra

I was 19 at the time of this incident...

About a year ago for the summer I had worked as a telemarketer. One day I had to be in really early since a co - worker was sick and I had to take her place. I had to work 8 hours that day and only had 5 45minute breaks for Cigarettes or just chit chat with other people. The pay was good nothin to complain about. But this one day REALLY STUNK. I went in at 8o clock in the morning. By Noon I had already consumed 5 cups of coffee. By 2 o clock i wasn't feeling all that well. I was on the phone with a costumer that was an Elderly Lady and I said out loud, "Excuse me can I put you on hold for a few minutes I think Im about to shit my pants!" Without gettin and answer I tapped the button and went to the bathroom. I was in there for well over 30 minutes. I have never felt that bad in my life. After I thought I was done I went back out and sat down in my cubicle and started going back on calling people. I called back the person I put on hold and began talking to her again. I ACCIDENTLY TAPPED THE LOUDSPEAKER BUTTON along with the call button.

Everyone in the office heard THIS conversation :

"Im sorry I put you on hold for so long."
"Oh thats okay, are you feeling better did you shit your pants?"
"No i didn't shit my pants but I had the runs for over 30 minutes."
"Oh okay, I can understand that I've had that problem many times before, well lets continue shall we?"

Next day at work their was a package of DEPENDS on my chair and all over my cubicle. I was so Embarrassed, I quit the job about a month later.

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FROM : Micheller
when i read this, my mouth was hanging open..i think this is definitely on the top 5 list..there's no way you coulda played it off..jeez that must have sucked big time

FROM : a
what is depends??

FROM : roopanjana
unoubtedly a real embarrasment

FROM : Anonymous
owned

FROM : gen
hey dependable, i can only immagine the shame.
If it makes you feel any better i used to work at the reception of a well known hotel and pissed my pants ... now how do you feel?

FROM : anonymous
thats sooooo embarrasing!

FROM : Malena
Wow if you're wearing Depends at 19 I hate to see what you're like at 91!!

FROM : coffeelunatic
LMAO!!!!!!!!

FROM : C-C
haha i thought I was going to shit my pants reading that! lol!

FROM : david
you should use the word poop instead of what you used

FROM : elefante
I don't see how you wouldn't realize you were on loudspeaker.

FROM : How is that Embarras
ONLY five forty-five minute breaks?That's almost fours hours total and you only worked for eight hours?

FROM : angelina mccartney
wooooow ur rlly unprofessional but i feel bad for youu, embarrassingggg i would DIE

FROM : Wow
Ive never heard more of a bullshit story, One, how did you not hear it was on speaker?
Two, 5 45 minute breaks?
4 hours and 15 minutes worth of breaks in a 8 hour shift?...

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