Embarrassing School Story - HOWTO : Make new friends

HOWTO : Make new friends - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Sally

I had just moved to a new school and was trying sooo hard to make a good impression and make everyone think i wuz "it" ok so i had a group of friends and i was sitting down at lunch and i was having such a good time i totaly forgot that school food gives me EXTREMELY bad gas so i just ate away!

About 5minutes after lunch my stomache started rumbling and i reliazed my error. Everyone was real quiet because we were supposed to be reading and we had a strict teacher but i was about to BLOW! for REAL! so i decided to lift up half mah ass and let a lil gas slip and walk away from it, maybe blame it on someone else. So i was confident that i could do it, but to my extreme dismay i kicked it and it was LOUD! as if that one atomic blow wasnt enuff it kinda stopped and then squeaked, TWICE, at the end. And of course, who else was there to blame it on than the gurl with half her ass up in the air in farting position?

lol It was so mortifying i just ran out of the room but my mom (being the understanding woman she was) made me go back the next day!

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FROM : X
I hate it when people find farting embarrassing! its a natural thing that everyone does it really bugs me!

FROM : unknown
I agree with X here. Farting is natural, but i have peed my pants in front of the whole class while doing a presentation. Don't feel so bad!
some people have it a lot worse!

FROM : Zakora
I know what you mean by that Mr. X but that doesn't make it any less gross I mean It is smelly air that comes out of you butt and makes a strange noise because of your butt cheeks

FROM : bob
it wouldnt be as embarrassing for a guy cause they do that all the time, but when it happens to a girl it is actually embarrassing

FROM : Monique
I'm with ya X (who ever u are) lol everyone does it but they find the need to say such meen things when somone elts does it. It's so stupid. i say let it out and if someone bugs ya about it remind them of a time they farted that'll shut em up or wait till they fart some other time i meen its not like your NEVER going to hear them fart every one does it.

FROM : SO
I WOULD HAVE SED SO WAT!

FROM : Anonymous
hey x it is totally embarrassing. it wouldn't be if everybody did all the time, but they don't. ur probably one of those people that fart in class all the time and stinkup the whole room and nobody likes u but u don't know it. sorry sally!

FROM : Rachel
u should bring lunch from home if cafeteria food makes u sick

FROM : Linda
You should lift two legs, but it will stink like crazy,or you could of use the chair to seperate one of your butt cheeks so there is nothing in front of your butt hole so it won't make any sounds , or you should run outside and fart , release that gas ahhhhhhhhhhh . getting in trouble is worth it

P.S Silent farts stink like crazy,i had exprience :)

FROM : me
thats true what X said but thats still embarrassing..

FROM : Stef
that is SO funny! that happened to me in kindergarten... And x, your weird!!!

FROM : Britt
lol sux 2 b u

FROM : anonymous
Its a natural thing, everyone farts, but there is a time and a place to do it, and school or work (where everyone knows you) is NOT the place to do it.

FROM : some guy
EVERYBODY farts. EVERYBODY poops.

FROM : ahhahaah
HAHAHAHAHA IM LIKE CRYING AHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH

FROM : Christinaa
i agree with X. EVERYONE FARTS. its a natura thing. it shouldnt be "funny".

FROM : Lexi<3
couldnt you just ask to use the bathroom so you could pass gas in there?

FROM : Y
no he's not...

FROM : jessy
lol thats funny that happend 2 me in y6 omg i was soooooo embaressd

FROM : me
I hate it when these things end without the person taking any action

FROM : Anonymous
XD ROFL. FARTY

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