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FROM : nerd of the north (2007-02-05 @ 23:46:08)
Accept your inferiority in combat. It is nothing to be ashamed of. I'm not saying anybody of either sex has a right to assault you. However, it is a basic fact of life that those women who are willing to take advantage of a man's vulnerability "down there" are capable of subduing men who aren't martial-arts experts.

Ever heard of a Chinese noblewoman named Wing Chun from 200 years ago? The best male fighters of her day couldn't touch her, despite the fact that she was half their size. Mind you, they didn't have all sorts of rules back then about what body parts are "legal" targets for attack.

So how could a woman be the best hand-to-hand fighter of her day? Think about it for a second. Women only have to give top-priority to defending one area of their body: the head and neck area. This area is positioned right where the arms connect to the torso, and so a focused defense of this single area is going to be difficult to penetrate. A man has two totally different areas, seperated about three feet from each other, both of which must be very carefully guarded against even light blows, if he wants to continue fighting. Defending two seperate areas is more than twice as hard as defending one. This is especially true given that your groin is near the end of the range that your arms can defend without needing to hunch forward (which presents your face as a nice target) and if your adversary has gotten close into you, you can't even really see the area down there, and so intercepting a knee that you can't even see is pretty difficult.

Next time you're in the dojo, try sparring with a good foul-proof cup, and allow your sparring partner to target your groin (lightly, please!) Award three points for each time your opponent lands an attack on your groin guard (and that's probably being too conservative). If you aren't allowed the same privilege against your opponent (such as would make logical sense if your opponent were a woman), you won't stand a chance against anyone at the same belt level as you. This is because your whole strategy of fighting has to be contorted so as to defend against a whole new range of attacks that are normally considered "illegal". However, in a real fight, nothing is "illegal", and if you come up against a woman who is willing to fight dirty, she'll probably kick your ass.

Unfortunately, most American women are too scared to even try to defend themselves. They've been brainwashed to believe that they can't beat a man in a fight, and that's why women usually lose in fights against your local neighborhood mugger. If they only realized that they are at least as capable of fighting as men are, despite their smaller size and lesser strength, statistics for rape would go down quite a bit. In Japan, rape occurs at 1/20'th of the rate in the U.S., and part of the reason is that Japanese girls are taught how to defend themselves, and so men have respect for their fighting capabilities, and think twice or three times before trying something on them.

So there is no reason to be ashamed, as a man, of being beaten up by a woman. If she's fighting "dirty" (two-pronged attack to the face/eyes/throat and the testicles) and aggressively, then you're probably better off trying to run away from her.

However, women should be aware that attacking a man is a crime and could, at least in theory, lead to prosecution. Also, groin attacks are not a joking matter. Chinese martial arts has traditionally classified the testicles as a potentially fatal strike point. Although ruptures are unusual, they do sometimes occur even with only moderately hard blows. Aside from causing some of the worst pain that it is possible for a human to feel, a ruptured testicle has a good chance of being fatal without medical intervention. In the case of elderly men, an otherwise non-injurious kick in the junk has a significant likelyhood of causing his heart to stop. This is because the testicles are connected to the nervous system in a way that causes pain from them to interfere with your body's most basic functions when they are struck. This is why, the pain aside, the knee in the groin is such a devastating move, and why it renders you unable to move or even breath and sometimes makes you ill and weak for hours or even days after the blow.

So women, PLEEEEEASE don't do that to a man unless he's attacking you. It's not funny. How hard do you think you would be laughing if you ended up sending him to the emergency room or even the morgue?

FROM : ray (2006-11-06 @ 19:47:06)
Hey, man, don't feel too bad,I've been dropped a few times by various ladies,they always wait 'till I'm not looking , then smash my balls to pulp.there is no reason to feel inferior unless you actually seen it coming.these wemen who do this type of thing to guys deserve the same.I had a similar incident to yours when I got in a argument with my wife, I wasn't fired up or anything and she knows that I'd never hurt her,and I called her a name (nothing terrible) and she grabbed my balls and squeezed the living fuck out of them, yanked them down hard,then gave me a shot in the head on my way down.I couldn't sleep that night,and it was about 3-4 days before I felt better and another two weeks before all the pain was gone. Unfortunatly,there is cruel bitches out there that get away with this shit.

FROM : Brittany (2006-04-23 @ 10:23:02)
something like that happened to somebody i know. In my foods 10 class my friend Aleashia needed to get passed a guy in our kitchen and she accidently kneed him in the nuts. I'll never forget the incident.

FROM : Alex (2004-10-17 @ 23:52:36)
Know how you feel mate!

When i started going out with my girlfriend, her best friend, Jane, took an immediate dislike to me, obviously threatened by how close i got to her friend.

Eventualy i was in my girlfriend's flat and Jane came around. Afew hours later we got into an argument, but i would never have it her (or any women for that matter). Anyhow, all of a sudden she just came up to me and drove her knee into my nuts. Ouch! I recovered in about half an hour and she said sorry about a million times after, but still, whenever i see Jane, i make sure i NEVER do anything to provoke her!