Embarrassing Sex Story

Wrong Guy! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Anonymous

I was in college and me and my husband had just married about 6 mounths ago. It was winter time and the car broke down from the cold. I had to go to class so my husband said that he would work on the car.

When I was walking back to our apartment from class I saw the car in front with my husbands legs sticking out the front. I smiled and walked over to the car as quietly as humanly possible. Than i slowly unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick. I gave him a quick rub and then ran inside to the warmth.

When i got inside my husband was sitting on the couch. I just stared at him. "If your here..." i said "then who's out there?!"
"Oh, I called a mechanic to come out here and fix the car because it was to hard for me" he said "Why do you ask?"

I just stared at him for almost 5 minutes. When i told him my story he just couldn't stop laughing. Then he went out to see the macanic but he had gotten up and run away.

My husband told all of his friends.

We never did get that old car fixed...

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FROM : Jenny
That's really funny, but couldn't you tell by the size if the other guys dick that it wasn't your boyfriend's.????

FROM : dan
Why would the man run away? I would think he would stay for more or at least a thank you. Why do these things never happen to me?

FROM : me
oh that must have sucked

FROM : savash
BRAVO!!!

FROM : Jayne
You think the mechanic would have done something while you were rubbing him!!!

FROM : Revanche
I call 'bullshit.' This is a famous urban myth (see snopes) and never happened to you.

FROM : Anonymous
this is a lie...it's a joke I've heard before...she wouldn't know that it wasn't her hubby's cock? The guy didn't do anything? right

FROM : nonya
that is so much bullshit, i heard that like 20 years ago, why try to lie, dumbas!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Katfish
Jenny's got a point........wouldn't the other guy have a much different penis than your bf? maybe even different color hair?

FROM : Kelsey
LoL.

FROM : kati
Bullshit story.

FROM : Lucy
Why didn't you blow him?

FROM : Sceptic
Not likely. Can't believe you couldn't tell your HUSBAND from some stranger...

FROM : pineapple
ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
dats sick!
wat a disgusting whorey u r!

FROM : Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FROM : Talia
How the hell didnt you see the face of that guy. I dont see how you wouldnt see the face of your "husband"

FROM : Traci DeMarce
i can't believe you did that this story is funny
well i am 14 . i have a boyfriend for about two years. this comming August will be three years. well i guess we all make mistakes you i would but it as #1 cause i like this one . that would be embarrassing and u had to tell your husband.

FROM : Me
Urban legend.

FROM : BOB
WHAT DiD HiS DiCK TAST LiKE SiCK GRiL?

FROM : Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

FROM : Anonymous
lier like u wouldnt see his face

FROM : To Jenny
Why do women always talk about a man's dick size? What yalls trip with that already?

FROM : linda
ha ha thats hilarouis

FROM : 15emo
why are guys always conplaining about girls not having big boobs but when do you ever see a guy with a nice dick!!

FROM : LOL
When can i come and fix that old car for u

FROM : katie
ok, so i get why you would do that in private. but why would you pull out his thing in the middle of the street??!

FROM : Anonymous
This is a story off the internet!! It's a joke!

FROM : lilly :)
Hahahaha, that is so flippin funny, Hahaha If your here..." i said
"then who's out there?!"

thats hilarious, thanks for making my night :)

FROM : Killer
U r married 4 six months nd still u cant recognise ur husband's dick??thts crazy!!

FROM : Aleksis
Stop lyin

FROM : Newseditor
It may be true, but I doubt it. That's an old joke.

FROM : anon
isn't this a joke I've read before?

FROM : lala
0mfg u bitch thats my machanicc he told miiii u slutt!!!!!

FROM : DT
Wish I was that mechanic

FROM : Brad
what a load of crap. all penises are different, you would have known it wasnt your husbands gentlmans.

FROM : h
dumbiie

FROM : Anonymous
omg haha

FROM : anymous
wow thats preety bad
i feel bad?

FROM : tonkz..
that is incredible!!lolz.

FROM : lol
lmao, that is funny..i'm cracking up already xD

FROM : DumbAss
u hore why you go round rubbin guys dicks ?

FROM : she.who.must.not.be.
That's so hilarious!! why wouldn't he say hey stop! That's why he ran away because he let it happen and he didn't want ur husband to whup his ass. Lmfao

FROM : Leon
Whoa, that must of been embarrassing. But I bet the mechanic didn't see you so...No wonder he ran away - he got what he wanted!

FROM : Anonymous
luckey mechanic...

FROM : yourname
@dumbass yea u r a dumbass she thought it was her husband

FROM : Alberta's Health Car
Your married in college, wow! A bit young, I suppose. I should probably give you my email so I can check to make sure you and your husband are getting along well. (AB@care4u.ca) Thanks for the story!

FROM : tam
hmmmmm... I call bullshit... how could you possibly not notice that it wasn't your husband?! unless their cocks look EXACTLY alike or you haven't seen your husband's cock enough to not know what it looks like... and i have a really hard time believing your husband laughed when you told him to gave another man a handjob

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