FROM : MaXiM
Total nonsense and fantasy!

You've obviously never even been to a nudist camp in your life. Erections are politely ignored in nudist camps, or if you seem to be displaying it unecessarily you will be asked to go somewhere private or cover up (put some clothes on).

Go write your fantasy stories somewhere else...

FROM : Sam
One problem with your story..... How did you start the car from the nudist colony w/o your keys? Usually in your pants pocket, unless you left them in the car unlocked and invite a thief to steal your car!

FROM : Rather Evil Lad
if you wer naked, where were you keeping your car keys to start up your car and to get into your appratment? they wouldnt throw you out of a nudist colony for getting a boner and if they did they would give you your clothes

FROM : Guest girl
I had a similar experience with a man about 40 or 50, when I was about 13. It was the first boner I had seen. So menacingly ugly!! But now I know it was a very normal stiffy. I never moved away from my parents then.

FROM : DING DING
"Wtf's that sound?", welllllll its the MAH FUKIN BULL SHIT DETECTOR

FROM : D. T.
Don't believe a word of it.

FROM : jeff
they kicked you out just for having and errection that is why I dont want to go to one im affraid that would happen.

FROM : Anonymous
How did you drive home without your car keys? Did you leave your keys in the ignition?

FROM : Super Man's ghost
Where were your keys?

FROM : You are a Damn Liar
Fuckin' lying panzy ass bitch fucking cum sucker.

FROM : Katfish
The other people posting have shot great holes in your little piece of fiction so why shouldn't I? You say the nudist colony is "relatively close" to where you live.....an "hour and a half drive" scarcely qualifies as "relatively close". Peckerhead.

FROM : Big Boy
What a lot of crap. Like everyone said where were your car keys? Up your arse? Though thats unlikily since you are talking out of it.

FROM : Bob
BS.

Unless you placed your car keys in your ass.

FROM : CG
this is a made up story if I ever heard one. Having gone to a nudist camp numerous times myself I can tell you tjat your clothes are NOT "locked up in a vault". People usually put them in their cars unless they have a rental cabin there. At least research your sad excuse for a story before posting it

FROM : Anonymous
that is complete bullshit

FROM : suz
I don't know if this story is true or not,but it sure made my day!I laughed SO hard,the neighbors must be wondering what's going on!

FROM : hah
And I guess your an expert on nudist camps, eh maxim. DHah, you probaly live in a gay nudist camp. Loser

FROM : Jak
Lol, your such a bad liar. I burst out laughing when you said you started up your car. But seriously, that was just stupid. That girl in the elevator would probably have run away if you had your penis an inch away from you.

So pretty much what I'm sayin' is, is that you need to make your stories realistic. Or better yet, don't make them up at all.

FROM : anonymous
How can a nudist colony be "a family oriented, non-sexual environment"?

FROM : Anonymous
i bet he shoved the keys up his ass

FROM : missouriboy
Another imaginary fiction by someone who has obviously never been near a nudist venue of any kind (they are not called "colonies"). Is there any standard of believability at all, for getting such childish nonsense published on this site?

FROM : Jesse McCarty
Do you get tosed out of a nudist colony for getting a bonner?

FROM : Anonymous
What a fictional story. Boners aren't banned or anything. They are just ignored. I should happen to know since in part of one. Fucking moron.

FROM : Dave
A hard on in a nudist camp is like a guy farting rather loudly at dinning function, people ignore it and laugh about it amongst themselves. And yeah kids are allowed in nudist camps.

FROM : Anonymous
you guys are retards you read these and expect everything to be real what does it matter

FROM : toto
Heh The Story Is Bull But Not Only Are Children Allowed But They Are Welcomed. Do Some Research You Ass.

FROM : Anonymous
i hate liars

FROM : Anonymous
omg, such a liar, if its family oriented, why would they have it?! anyway, where were your keys if you had no clothes?! up your arse! f' ing liar..... hot girl nothing... lol

FROM : Anonymous
how can a nudist colony be family orientated theres people walking around naked

FROM : tathagata76
this story is laced with bullshit. how the hell did you drive home when your stuff was locked inside the nudist colony? did you have your keys stuffed up your ass? nice try but i'm not buying it.

FROM : mee
all I could say is that if this story was real, we would have heard of it in the news, cause *that* is an excellent lawsuit. (sue someone and get rich.... hey, it's the american way!)

FROM : Fuckin horney!
if i was that girl in the elevator, i wuld gotten down on my knees and sucked ur cock and make u stick it in me! then when u finished, i wiuld finger myself while u licked me clean. Point u toungueinto my hole, DO IT! OH, YES, YES, YES,YES! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Bullshit!
Bullshit!

No clothes, no pockets, but he had car keys and a house key?

Bullshit!

There are such things as a family nudist resort most are!

FROM : dd
How can u help but get a hardon?

FROM : Longtime Nudist
Nudist Clubs, NOT Colonies are very family oriented. Kids learn there is nothing to be ashamend of. Adults learn that civilised people can easily control themselves,and simply enjoy their own freedom and within reason seeing others nude too.

FROM : angie
You should have bent her over and fucked her in the ass. lol

FROM : Alf
Interesting you carried your keys without clothes lol. Plus real nudust coliny do NOT thow you out for this discretion.

FROM : Nudist
You liar! When you go for the first time in a guided tour to a clothing optional club, you remain with your clothes on. It's not a practice to invite first timers to be unclothed. LIAR!

FROM : mi
That's so horrible!
That lady was stupid! I wouldn't get onto an elevator with a naked man!!!

FROM : Anonymous
nudity its self is not a sexual thing, so clubs that allow nudity can easily be family-oriented and many are. but to throw you out for a natural body function is ridiculous.

FROM : random
It would have been funnier if the car would have been stolen, that is if you did leave the keys inside.

FROM : Anonymous
a naked man in an elevator! oh hell a dream!

FROM : Romester
Who believes that in a nude colony there are female wards searching for boys with an erection to oblige them to go out without their properties?
P.D. Where did you had your carkeys if you were naked?

FROM : Anonymous
very interesting story.

FROM : Ann-O-Nymous
Guys, there are family oriented nudist camps, so all the family can experience their nudity, as being naked is natural and not sexual. Bleh, I'd never go naked in family x)

FROM : Z
morons, kids are in nudist colonies all the time, they even have summer camps ages 11-17(or did). google it idiots.

FROM : Anonymous
k well it can be family orinted cuz nudists dont think of it in a sexual way

FROM : Beckis
Methinks this is a wishful work of fiction.

1. Nowhere are they Nudist Colonies, Nudist camps, Clubs, Parks maybe but never colonies. I challange you to submit a link to a web site that calls iself a Nudist Colony.

2. To comment on the comments. There are many nudist venues that are family orientated. Families from infants, teenagers, grandparents all naked spend days doing normal things most people do on holiday just they do them without clothes. Remeber Google is your friend and you will discover there are such places.

- Beckis

FROM : jen
you people are stupid, nudity is ok if your brought up with it, FAMILY ORIENTATED! Only people who can control their stupid lust can go there, get it through your minds!

FROM : Anonymous
actually its true you would not get kicked out but nudist camps are family orientated....remeber being nude is nota sexual desire...so nude pictures of a child is different the child porn

FROM : me
he prolly seen a blow up doll!! haha.. "oh look, damn shes hott!" lol

FROM : subhankar
really does it happen , i mean to say the nudest colony, nudest family

FROM : Rimanlo
What a very silly story! Where did you keep your car keys all that time? On your willy?

FROM : lotty lou
Blatant lies in this case, BUT bisarely you can actually get family run and orientated nudist camps... I didn't believe it either until I saw it with my own eyes! Don't think I'd be taking my kids there as a fun day out somehow...

FROM : Martin
this is just stupid, if you leave your clothes in a vault you leave your keys and everything, including CAR KEY and HOUSE KEY.

FROM : hhh
bullshit story. Keys up your ass?

FROM : Anonymous2
He could have hot-wired the car or something.

FROM : Anonymous
maybe you get hard too easy

FROM : fake fake fake
where do you keep your keys then huh and whats all this family crap?

FROM : anonymous
u kind of deserve it

FROM : Fatass
How do u get into ur car without keys? And how old r u

FROM : Totally Bogus
This seems bogus to me. First how did you get your keys. And they would have given you your clothes back. And if you where naked in the elevator with an erection someone would have called the police.

FROM : Hallie
where were ur keys...