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Volleyball Balls - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Anonymous


When I was in 8th grade, I was on the guys volleyball team, and we had a scrimmage against the high school team (it was a middle school and high school). I was the setter, and the serve came over really hard, so the guy who bumped it did a bad job, so I had to go way near the back of the court and backset it to the front (I didn't have enough time to turn around, and my bumpsets are horrible). I thought I had done a good job saving it, but apparently it had gone right over the net to the high school teams 2nd best hitter, who hit it right at me, and I didn't see it, since I was just turning around, and BAM it hits my crotch. So everyone's laughing but it hurts like hell, so I run off and go to the bathroom to check myself. I had been hit in the balls before, but this was by far the worst, and my penis and balls were SO RED and it hurt so bad and I had to pee really bad for some reason. Peeing really really hurt, and it still hurt, but I thought I'd live with it. When I went back to the court, another guy was filling in for me, but one of the coaches came over and said he wanted to see if I was okay. I asked "You mean...see?" And he said it would be quick and he just wanted to make sure I wasn't badly "damaged" down there. So I pull down my shorts RIGHT THERE in front of BOTH TEAMS who had stopped to watch. The coach says "Wow it looks pretty bad. It's amazing how such small things can get hit." He meant that as saying that its funny that a body part thats small compared to the rest of my body would get hit so directly, but of COURSE, everybody else hears this and thinks that this means that I'm tiny. I guess I am small, but it didn't matter if they interpreted what he said that way, since they ALL could see me. Everyone laughed, and the coach told me to go to the nurse. And of course, when I get to the nurse, she needs to see my crotch too. But all of that was for nothing, since she just said to take a rest and wear protection next time. So I was exposed to the whole middle school team and high school team for NOTHING!

I thought it would all end there, but no it didn't. They all told the rest of the school, and the whole school knew about my small penis. And then, rumors started that I couldn't get erections anymore.

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FROM : chuck
ooooooooooooooooo god!
that must've hurt, im so sorry!

FROM : Anonymous
yur coacth would NEVER do tht, not infrount of the whole school!

FROM : Dan
Dude,that's sexual assault.

FROM : zoey
now thats pretty funny!!!!!

FROM : Napoleon
How small were you when they saw it?

FROM : justice
thats bad. when i was in 8th grade, i got hit in the balls with a basketball. it knocked my testicles loose from the tendons that held them in place and i had to have surgery. three stitches in each one to hold them down and four in my sack. i have got ur story beat!

FROM : M&MS
PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

FROM : Amber
OOOOOOO honey, your poor willie!You must have screamed

FROM : Anonymous
he checked your penis... in front of everybody woh..

FROM : charlie
I remember getting hit full force in the crotch with a volleyball a few years back. Any man would have folded up and cried like a baby for an hour or so, but curiously enough it hardly hurt at all, just stung a bit! But wait up! I've got no balls - i'm a girl!!
You guys really do have a bum deal, with your delicate little dangly things, dont you!
That why girls nearly piss themselves laughing when we see a guy get racked! We're just so relieved that we cant know what that feels like!!!GIRLS RULE!

FROM : me
yea ok...i really dont think a coach would make you pull your pants down in front of the whole school

FROM : anonymous
why in the world would you pull your pants down in front of everybody?!

FROM : shawn
AHHHHHHH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH ......( TAKES SECOND TO BREATHE) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.... SORRY .... BUT THAT WAS FUNNY

FROM : paradox
HA yea right

FROM : me)(
well can u?

FROM : DOMINIC
YOUR COACH IS A DUMBASS!
HES A GUY AND HE SHOULD HAVE JUST SENT YOU TO THE NURSE IN THE FIRST PLACE. INSTEAD OF EXPOSING YOU IN FRONT OF EVERY 1 LIKE THAT!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUMBASSSSSS!

FROM : Anonymous
ummmmm wow chuck. ur comment was soo unecessary especially for a guy. oh and sux for u

FROM : Anonymous _guy
ouch!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Anonymous
Ouch. I don't feel your pain, 'cause I'm a girl, but I'm sure that was totally embarrassing. Hey, at least it really wasn't anything serious.

FROM : Jerks
I think whoever had the idea to expose him just wanted to humiliate him.

FROM : katie
lmfao haha dude that sucks...so you really have a small penis?

FROM : Assiram
loser

FROM : layanne
I feel sorry for you

FROM : kiere renfroe
WAS IT A DIRECT HIT TO THE LEFT PENIS!!!

FROM : bob
yeah that wood hurt but still,have u got a pervert for a coach???

FROM : Sheila
man u got it bad im glad im not u.

FROM : Lucy
o i remember that i walked past the gym when that happened!

FROM : Jonathan
Never happened. The coach can not make someone pull down their pants so in public so everyone can see their cock, that is pretty much sexual abuse, he should have been sent to jail.

FROM : Anonymous
not convinced a coach (educated person) would make you whip it out in public. Highly unethical.. unrealistic story

FROM : vienna sausage
im not much sorry for the exposure but i do feal sorry for the pain because i think we all know how bad it feels i used to laugh at crotch shots until one of my legs fell through the swing and i hit my testies so hard on the board and i felt like a neutered dog for the next day and a half. so now every time I see a crotch shot i look away and wince

FROM : danielle
hahhaha you have a small penis my bf has a bigger one then u!!

FROM : no name
how bad people you are dealing with.

FROM : Anonymous
assholes

FROM : laren
Your coach really told you to let him see it? And you agreed?!

FROM : Dick Small
Great story. Please send me your SPH stories.
www.penissizematter.net

FROM : Anonymous
OK... 1st!!! Your coach sounds like a perv, and why in front of both teams!!! Don't worry... Stuff like that happens 2 everybody... I just read a story that's WAY worse... lol... Srry about that...

FROM : bob
is youre penis ok loser

FROM : C C
I was playing vollyball with my friends at church one night and the same thing happened to me. Dammmmm it hurt to do ANYTHING but I had to keep playing cuz there was no one to fill in for me.

FROM : :O
ahhh.. suxx

FROM : Cam
That sucks y did u have to show the coach right there y not somewhere more private and how big r u it can't be that small:)

FROM : Emily
That's illigal for a teacher to do that

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