Embarrassing Family Story - Dont Mess With Your Sister

Dont Mess With Your Sister - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Ed

When I was 17, I always had a rivalry with my 16 year old sister. I had even gone out with one of her friends. She always annoyed me though. So one night she had six friends over for a small party. At one point, they all decided to go outside, because my sister said they didn't want to be near me. As a way to get revenge, I snuck into her room and stole underwear from two of her friends' bags and put shaving cream in them. I thought I had won, but the war was not over.
I decided to go to sleep, and when I did, I only wore boxers to bed. When I was sleeping, the one of them pretended to be my mom yelling from the kitchen. I ran down stairs, half awake, and when I got into the kitchen, two girls were hiding and jumped out to tackle me. Then pulled down my boxers and pushed me out into the yard, and the night was very cold. There I stood, shriveled up and covering what I could with my hand. My sister came to the door and said I could have my clothes back if I showed the girls my "thing" once. I said no and sweared at her, and just as I did, her two other friends jumped out of the bushes and pulled my hands out from where they were, so my shriveled part was showing. They held me to the ground until I said that I was a little baby with a small thing.

The sad part was I had to see them all at school the next day.

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FROM : Chris
You should have done something bad, really bad back to all of them

FROM : chuck
you mean little baby with a tiny thing

you said it was shriveled

so that means it was tiny

FROM : Red
Well your white what do you expect

FROM : jon
listen,bucko, i have no legs. i can't enjoy things like that

FROM : Jim
omg... It sounded like you was like 5 why couldn't you have just through those little chicks away?

FROM : VK
You should have just grabbed their boobs. Works every time.

FROM : Dawgz
You dont need to be a smartass, Chuck.

FROM : susie
dude you have a mean sister

FROM : Stef
Half through the story, I thought you were a girl. I was really confused. I know, I'm an idiot.

FROM : Jake
Haha your penis is tiny cuz u said it was shrivled

FROM : lando
same thing happened to me except they took pictures of my little smokie. i never had a date from any one at school because they showed the picture of my shriveled man meat to every girl in school

FROM : you sould fuck you s
you sould put a apple in your sister ass

FROM : unfortunate girl mag
they did want to see it though...

FROM : no name
did u masturbate because of that?

FROM : hrg
i thought he was a girl 2 and i was like ok your sis has friends over and you decide to sleep with your boobs hanging out weird but then i was like oh its a dude!!!!LOL!!!!

FROM : Anonymous
Haha me too Steph

FROM : Roach
From the beginning i thought u were a girl & got confused.I 2 had the same experince with my elder sister once.

FROM : OMG
i thpought you were a girl until you said they told you to shoe them your thing, then i thought you were a transphesdite!

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