Embarrassing Family Story - Spanks at the beach!

Spanks at the beach! - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Ben

This happened a while back, when i was 17. All of my family went to the beach to have a barbecue. It was my birthday and i having a good time body-boarding with my cousins and sister. I came out of the sea and sat down to eat.

When everyone had finished their lunch i was about to go back into the sea but my uncle told me not to. So i walked to him and asked him why not? He then went into a huge lecture about i could get cramp and drown or get stung or get eaten. just to freak me out i guess.

so i went to the sea any way. then the inevitable happened. i got a cramp and had to get out. When i told my dad my uncle overheard and brought me to one side. he said and these are the exact words:"Why didn't you listen to me, you made me look like a bad uncle, like someone who couldn't discipline you. I can and i will."

He then grabbed me and put me over his left shoulder so my head was behind his. He bared my wet butt and began to run up the beach screaming: "FREE SPANKS! FREE SPANKS!"

There were more takers than i would have thought. I was spanked by about 50 people but my uncle let everyone have 5 spanks each. By this time i had tears in my eyes but i held them in. I wouldn't let him see he had got to me.

Then I saw my crush. She was in a bikini and boy did she look hot. She told me she was going swimming. But she stood up when her family weren't looking and came to talk to me: face to face. Then she said to me: "I'm sorry but i can't resist."

She went round to my uncle and asked how hard she could spank. He answered with as hard as you want. Then she said how many times and he said for you I'd say 10.

She spanked me ten times and each time she hit my already stinging ass it hurt worse than before. I couldn't believe the strength she had. After she had spanked me, she went to walk off but she quickly spun round and kissed me on the ass and then came round behind my uncle and kissed me on the chekk and whispered into my ear: "nice ass, maybe i can see it another time soon!" - it wasnt all bad I guess!

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FROM : Anonymous
lol...funny...now u know that ur uncle really cares...lol

FROM : Taniqua
Oh boy you got spanked by a girl and it hurt. I can't belive this shit !

P.S. You spelled a couple of words wrong.

FROM : drake
damn sadistic freaks wat the fuk is that all bout well lets look at the good side atleast ur crush got 2 spank u + she kissed ur ass + she wants 2 see it again , if i were u i would thank my uncle

FROM : Anonymous
tramp she kissed your ass

FROM : Lifeguards at Paddle
Their paddles dangle from their belts, have holes in them, and are designed to make wet smooth bare baby teenaged leg muscles burn on wailing studmuffins.

FROM : j. m.
omg,thats bad butt good!LOL!

FROM : Chuck
You were 17 and couldn't stop your uncle doing that? Yeah right.

FROM : chrizit
hahahah ure uncle sexualy molested you

FROM : Jake
Dude, you should seriously thank ur uncle!

FROM : CAMERON
DAMN ( L . O . L )

FROM : Anonymous
OMG that is one sadistic uncle...but ur crush kissed you ON THE ASS AND THE CHEEK AND SHE SPANKED YOU ask her out that is so awesome

FROM : Uncle Buck Naked
Admit it, she slipped a finger up your butt and you loved it!!

FROM : n/a
i would have stoped liking her of course id never be in that position cuz ill fight anyone that tries to touch me...and i would have called child abuse yellin it out then call 911 see if he tries it again

FROM : adude
if he'd done that to a girl, the police would be involved. that's sexual abuse.

FROM : :p
god and i though it was suppose be banned in da uk

FROM : Joshua
wow he tought you a lesson AND helped you out with youre love life i meen well he aint bad he showed youre wrong from disobaying him and youve practilly gota date THANK HIM MAN

FROM : blank
your uncle is a complete know it all. you should find away to get back at him

FROM : Jewels
OOOO..i guess it wasnt bad for you at all.

FROM : pink
Ha Ha I would spank you 200 times!! Also strip you!!

FROM : Paul McCluskey
If that happened to me, I'd get really turned on!

FROM : Jim
If true I salute you...

If not I say itss a god dam good story anyway!

FROM : Somebody
I feel sorry for you. I would have been so embarrassed. People, who the hell cares about them spelling things wrong? I guess you just like making people feel stupid. Yes, we know there are sometimes spelling errors. But guess what? You complaining about them is more annoying than the errors themselves. Shit.

FROM : Jay
yeah, right , your uncle carries you bare-assed around a public beach with your dad there, I'm betting you spend lotsa bucks hiring hookers to spank and humiliate you in the future get some help, kid

FROM : Moose
So after your crush saw your bare butt, spanked it, and kissed it, did your uncle spin you around so your crush could see the rest? Nah, that'd be too unrealistic.

FROM : shez
ur uncle is a bit weird but at least u know ur crush likes ur ass

FROM : ,,,,
you made this story up ..

FROM : none of your beeswax
ouch i swear these people on the beach dont know where your butt has been besides the water and that is just so wrong and nasty...lol im serious about the butt thing seriously...lol

FROM : S.J
What, your crush was convieniently there? Hm. But I find it difficult to believe you couldn't have over-powered your uncle.

FROM : Holly
that is so so so shit

FROM : Miley
Dude. She's your COUSIN. ew.

FROM : Anonymous
Thats stupid ... and on your birthday

FROM : rachelle
um if this was true, ur unc is really weird.

FROM : asclepius
Dude, you are SEVENTEEN and you let your uncle carry you you around with your butt bared for people to spank? That's very, very, sick

FROM : Bill
I wish ur uncle let them spank u as much as they want

FROM : Anonymous
I believe it, But was ur uncle punishing u ur ust playing around.

FROM : M'lissa
Your uncle has issues. I've noticed a lot of people's parents in these stories have issues. Making their kids stand outside in their underwear, how screwed up is that?

FROM : Jack
Yer Sure!!

FROM : logan
your uncle should get arrested seriously i think thats sick as can be

FROM : peej
that's child abuse.

FROM : Ummmmmmmmm. IDK.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. sorry???????

FROM : anon
dear taniqua dont make fun of other peoples spelling if you cant spell too (its spelled believe not belive

FROM : Bastard
Good før ÿöü bïtčh

FROM : Anonymous
why is there always the crush nearby?

FROM : will smith
ow! you must have made this up! it sounds like a scene in a bad movie

FROM : What in the world!?
What happened the spanking was uncalled for. What he did was abusive... physically, sexually, mentally, psychologically, and emotionally. Physically for the hits on the buttocks. Sexually because it is the buttocks and cause he deliberately exposed him to the public. Mentally, psychologically, and emotionally because it can leave huge wounds of emotional pain. Are you sure your uncle doesn't want 2 rape you? And 4 God's sake!!! Let's not forget it was your BIRTHDAY!!! Couldn't he just, like, let you go with a warning or something!? This is just way 2 ****ED up!!! >:(

FROM : ???????
what kinda uncle is he

FROM : keke
ur uncle must hav seriouse proplems thats so embarressing

FROM : karen
lol thanks for sharing your beat off fantasy

FROM : tam
wow, another spanking fetish... hope you had fun jacking off while you made this one up!

FROM : keke
you deserved it.Next time you'll think about it.

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