Embarrassing Sex Story

Lazy Larry - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Larry

This happened about 3 years ago when i was about sixteen.

I was lying on my living room couch watching tv and feeling very bored and lazy and a little horny when britney came on , it was the video where she was wearing the red cat suit, well this got me really excited and seeing as im a lazy bastard and my parents were out i thought, what the hell, ill just masturbate here on the couch. I was well into it when all of a sudden the living room door opens and people are scuffeling in, instantly i turned over on the couch and pretended that i had just fallen asleep. i was trying to figure out how the hell i was going to tuck in my bits and zip up my pants when i hear my mom tell my dad to wake me up, of course i panicked and froze and let on that i couldnt hear my dad calling me. then he tries to shake me and pull me up. i started groaning and told him to f*ck off which is what i usually do when he tries to wake me, but because he had invited company round he freaked out at me and dragged me off the couch to my feet when of course in full view to everyone my penis and balls which had completely shrivelled up from the shock of it all hung out. to top it all off it was my dads friend from work with his daughter who i go to school with, my dad gave me a belt across the ear which he had never done before and told me to get upstairs, i stayed in my room for at least three days after that literally crying with embarrasment.

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FROM : ~sa~
oh my gosh, i feel so sorry for you. you cried? i would to (although i am a girl.....) that is sooooo saddening

FROM : F off ?
You tell your father F off when ever he try's to wake you. What kind of ass are you ?. I would love to Bitch slap you for him. Its called Respect you moron.

FROM : hahahahahaha!!!
I find that funny. I cant believe you cried

FROM : Anonymous
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor you..... a belt across the ear? ouchy

FROM : anonymous
Your such a dork!I have one question for you, Why in the hell did you even think about doing that in the open like that? When people are doing things like that always be in private!!!

FROM : rhianna
suck it in i hope every one knew about it at school well a little bit of advice never pretend u loser succccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk
ur an ass u show off im gald he got up u im glad everysaw ha ha

FROM : j
OMG... you poor thing... Did you have a crush on that girl? if so ouch....(I'm a girl so I wouldn't know...):(

FROM : haha
You fucking cried? What a little girl!

FROM : abc123
haaa haaaa haaaaa u cried!!! wot a sissy

FROM : LOSER!!!
what kind of fucking moron r u? God Damn u tell your dad to fuck off! You are such a dirty bastard! Fuck you!!!!

FROM : Sorry!
wow that sux so fuckin' bad!!!!

FROM : ...
You cried?? I can't believe it

FROM : Anonymous
You F*cking Panzy.

FROM : Anonymous
how come this site is closed

FROM : Buck Naked
Is this the same Father who begs you not to tell your Mom about the buttsex?

FROM : Katfish
You're an idiot.

FROM : lol
hopefully you learned something from that.

FROM : ha ha ha ha
haha!!!
u shouldnt have been masturbating in the first place!

FROM : soooo sad
So are u and that girl together now if not I guess u have a small yea anyway sameone do need to bitch slap u for talking to ur dad that way.will next time u will think twice to go the bathroom and where were u going to put ur stuff if u know what that was stupid but I hope u treat ur father more nicer now that everyone is calling u an ass hole for talking that way.

FROM : sad
poor baby!

FROM : Anon
Omg...That must suck...Pretty hot tho.

FROM : kiki
Your dad is an asshole!!!!

FROM : mommyslittlemonster
well, you kind of asked for it. i at least go to my room to masturbate!

FROM : LOL
THATS TOO FUNNY

FROM : F off?!
What kind of an ASSHOLE ARE YOU? THAT IS SOOOO RUDE. PRIORITIES, MY FRIEND!

FROM : anonymous
hey i say fuck off to my dad when he tries to wake me up..........

FROM : What???
Who gets a belt across the ear???

FROM : Marion Wilson
F off? Everyone swears a their parents from time to time. I do it. My best fried does it. I'll bet you have done it at some stage in your life. And anyway, what do you think ass and bitch mean you moron?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it sucks. I feel so sorry for you. I'm glad it wasn't me.

FROM : Me
Geez Even I Say Fuck Off To My Dad When He Tries To Wake Me..Even Tho I Tell Him To Fuck Off..Its Only Because Im Freakin Tired...It Doesnt Actually Mean Disrespect Bitch!

FROM : Q66
U are Sick
What kind of person dous thart on a couch
And u criend that is sad

FROM : Andrew
sucks man

FROM : me
i tell my parents to F*** off all the time
i am so sry u cried lol

FROM : Anonymous
ur rude

FROM : smokeloko
hahahaha that shit is funny!!!!

FROM : Awwwwwwwwww
Hey, this is Emily here. I feel sooooo sorry for you. Forget what these losers say. It is perfectly fine if a guy cries. I have a ton of guy friends and cousins and I have seen every single one of them cry at one time. I tried to hug them and dry their tears, and just all around help them, but everytime they have shooken me off and asked if I would not tell anyone. It is sad what society has done.Few last words, Hungry goes with Turkey. Rock on! If like gives you sour lemons don't..... I repeat DON'T suck them! And may you ever be full. ;) All you WS lovers out there know what I'm sayin'.

FROM : blurple floop
what F off? said

FROM : me
omg i feel so bad 4 u and i tell my parents to f*** off all the time!!!

FROM : rachelle
lol i feel sooo sorry for u..except why wood u like to mas while britney is on??

FROM : Anonymous
wow embarrasing...

FROM : F off?
listen 2 the ass who made the comment bicth slap i tell me perents 2 f off so whats it got 2 do with you hoe

FROM : IDK
your are a fucken ass hole who is a stuped fucken retard.

FROM : Anonymous
Dude, that's not cool. He HIT you?

FROM : charlotte
ahaa.. your dad sounds like a right tosser lol.

FROM : alicen
omg thts so sad =( i feel fr u

FROM : Anonymous
U tell your dad to fuck off? U shit face

FROM : fuzzy
you are lieing

FROM : Issy
Dude you should have just gotten dressed or slipped your pants on before they saw you!

FROM : jamie
your dad is fucked up i meen if you say that everyday he should be cool with he was just showing off to his friend

FROM : crazyindian1234;addm
bahaha that sucks, and you cried like a little pussy

FROM : lmao
cant believe you told him f*** off and cried xD

FROM : Tiffany
Well actually his dad is not mean. You really shouldn't disrespect your parents, but if they allow u to everyday then, yeah, dad was asking for it lol! Guess he showed him!

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