FROM : ww
that must have some fart. good job!!!!!

FROM : ~*~*~
OM I Think I can smellit! SHUUWEY!

FROM : Debbie
I work at an office. My co-workers and I were called to a meeting one day. Kristen was new to the company. Thank godness I went to the bathroom before the meeting which took a lot of time. It was for ideas for our magazine and who was going to write which articles and how to budget the company's money better. Well any how we all knew about this meeting except Kristen who only got two minutes notice. I would have told her, but I thought she knew. She had only been working here one week. Any how she told my she really had to piss and if I could cover for her. We were kind of friends so I said sure. Once I got there the boss told me to go get Kristen before she even had time to use the bathroom. She didn't know her way around very good. She told me she hadn't been to the bathroom since 1 o'clock last night and drunk a large expresso this morning and it was 8 o'clock right now. She even had her hands between her legs slightly. I knew she was desperate so I showed her, but they had been locked. We hurried to the meeting. About an hour after the meeting had started she asked if she may be excused to go pee. The boss was a total ass-hole and said you should have gone before. By now she was fidgeting a bit. The meeting continued. Kristen looked like she could burst any moment and had a few tears down her cheeks. It was two hours into the meeting and she was crossing her legs very hard. By the time it was 10:30 she was kind of grabbing at her crotch under the table we were at and quite a few people noticed her great urge to piss, but the boss still wouldn't let the poor women go. He almost seemed to like torchering her. By 11 o'clock she whispered that she thought she could not hold it for even five minutes longer. Finally the meeting was almost over. We all got our assignments. We were all allowed to go besides Kristen. The boss yelled at her. What a jerk. She was in there at least seven minutes and had her hands down her underwear through her skirt she was crying hard by know. After she left a warm squirt of piss went into her panty liner. I knew she would piss herself completly any minute. All of a sudden she soaked her whole panty liner and had to grab her crotch real hard to try and stop the flow. I gave her a coffee mug from Marvin's desk. I knew he liked her and would mind. When the elevator closed she lifted up her skirt and filled it up totally and still had to go but said she emptied enough to not flood. She sat in the elevator crossing her legs kind of tight. She hid the cup so no one could see, ran into the lounge to pour out the mug and sat it on the ground. The bathroom was still locked. It was lunch time and since she was in no condition to drive I drove her in her car to McDonalds. She barely made it. She pissed for at least seven minutes. I know WOW!

FROM : cody bear
well hear this one. i was in a church meeting we were all holding hands and the preacher said doesnt any one having something to add for a pray. an lone behold the fart came from me like no other fart i have ever had and the church broke up laughing so hard we all had tears in our eyes accept the preacher. he just looked at me and looked at me, not saying a word . i think he was in shock like me, everyone kept looking at the preacher and the laughter was so long people were holding there sides . ps i never went back to the church for a bit.and how was your day.

FROM : dbp
Don't feel bad...it's happend to me in the hallway at work several times. :( I've tried Beano, no soda...what's a woman to do?!!!

FROM : surfer
did your co. complain about the smell? Once, while exiting a train I was unable to control a concentrated fart and let go a silent fart. However, an old man behind me who could not stand the stench embarrased me by waving vigorousely the magazine he was reading around my ass.

FROM : hi
that would be soooooooooooooo funny

FROM : Anonymous
lol thats hilarious

FROM : blurple floop
UR LAST LINE WAS SO HILARIOUS

FROM : Cute Girl
I have IBS and I just hate how one will pop out. It happens more than once. I rather be the annoying gum chewer or something else other than this problem!!! Sometimes I wish my boss would stick me in an area all by myself so I wouldn't worry about the embrassment of it all.

Some of us can control it others can not very easily. It is worse when I get nervous. Really sucks!! I hate my stomach.

FROM : jen
LMAO Nice job! XD

FROM : Leanne
wooooooooooooo!:D hahaha i would have laughed if i did it:D