Embarrassing Family Story - Dont even think of messing with your sister

Dont even think of messing with your sister - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Scott

My sister and I have had a long rivalry when it comes to humilliating (I dont care if I spelled it wrong) eachother. I thought I had her beat when I mailed her boyfriend a picture of her changing, a bra and a thong. She would seek revenge.

Every year, my family would have a Christmas party for all my relatives at my house. Earlier that day, I threw an ice ball at her face, and left her with a bright pink cheek. My mom said I would be punished in the future.

I went to go take a shower. While I was in there, my sister snuck into the bathroom and stole my clothes! I didnt notice till I got out, and all she left was my pair of whitey tighties. I figured either she was being nice or she had dropped them. I put them on and left the bathroom. I didnt care if my mom and sister saw me in my white briefs (theyre usually all I wear on weekends) so I just went up to my room to get some clothes and all of them were gone! I knew my sister took them and when I complained to my mom, she told me I shouldnt have messed with my sister. I was barely able tomake it through the Christmas party, having spent most of the time in my room.

The next day, the only bit of clothes I got back were a clean pair of whitey tighties. My sister was having a slumber party that night and I was begging for my clothes back. (All of her friends are wicked hot) She told me I could get my clothes back if I went outside, filled my briefs with snow, and dropped them in front of all of her friends. I refused but she wouldnt take no for an answer. During her party, two of her friends grabbed me and she kicked me as hard as she could in the balls. Her friends then tied me up. I was in the worst pain of my life. A few minutes later, she came in with a bucket of snow, and asked me if I would take another hit, or proceed with the snow. I chose the hit so she kicked me in the balls again. She then also started with the snow. By then, I didnt care. She had beat me and it couldnt get worse.

She knows Ill get revenge as soon as my voice pitch goes back down!

Stumble

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FROM : ~sa~
ouch........

FROM : Jesse
The next time she is outside lock the doors and then rip off her clothes ;)

FROM : Chris
I agree with Jesse....then take pics. :)

FROM : Anonymous
I don't believe this story.

FROM : Top_cat
I agree with Chris who agrees with Jesse - although may I sugest having a party and then striping her in your room and tie her bent over the bed for your friends to spank her - perhaps with a hard object eg. hair brush, ping-pong bat. And whatever you do don't forget to tell us her embarrassing moment.

FROM : Anonymous
seek revenge!

FROM : Kyle
I find it hard to believe that your sister had a slumber party the day after christmas, so I don't think this story is true.

FROM : Anonymous
THATS BULLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : Natalie
That story was strangely hot...

FROM : Anonymous
anonymous(the one who commented)you are just so rude.

FROM : Comforting Guy! ;)
Every time I hear the word Kneed.....I feel the pain! LOL......hee hee

I can't imagine having that kind of pain! :S

I HATE SISTERS.......GIRLS.....pfft! You should trying slamming them in the chest! lol That'll show them! ;)

FROM : Buck Naked
Pussy!

FROM : Anonymous
take all of her clothes

FROM : Anonymous
sucker

FROM : Kyle
Hilarious!
What happened to me was much worse, though. I was spotted wearing briefs at gym class, and some seniors grabbed me by the elbows and threw me outside of the school. I had to walk around the school to get back inside. Of course I had to check into the office. THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING IN MY LIFE!!

FROM : haha
i would get in so much trouble if I did that to my brother!! oh yah, do all guys think their sisters friends are hot?!?!?!?!?!?

FROM : Jim
Crip Crap Cripity Crap all crap.... Boys, over run girls, any way, unless they are within 6 years of age older we over throw them... all BS

FROM : Anonymous
when she put the snow on your wang didnt it shrink and when the put it in couldnt they see your thing?

FROM : Rebel 001
I am not here. I am just a message. Go Me... er...Go Message!

FROM : Anonymous
sucks to be you but it could be orse she could have taken yourbriefs in front of her friends

FROM : pie
Why didn't you just take her clothes?

FROM : Joe Montana
Whitey Tighties how low can you get if you do wear Whitey Tighties you desirved it. If you had boxers the hot girls at the sleep over would check you out. I stil lwear Whitey Tighties to so do not get mad at yourself.

FROM : ...
id fucking slaughter my sister if she ever touched my balls!

FROM : Stargrl
It seems a little brutal to be true, but if it is your sister is a real jerk.

FROM : richard
just kick the crap out of that bitch

FROM : Anonymous
god u got beat up by girls!!!

FROM : Don Juan
This is not a funny story. Your sister sounds like a sadistic bitch from Hell.

Here are some great ideas for HILARIOUS ways to get her back: Kill her in her sleep, or have ten guys off the football team gang rape her. I'm sure once you tell everyone it was just a joke, that your family would all just stand around and laugh their asses off!

FROM : Imani
You Deserved it!

FROM : chris
do u were boxer briefs other times

FROM : johncneasscx
thats soo sad :( and don juan guy ur totally fucked up!!

FROM : Lando Salem Chainsaw
kill the fucking nut kicking bitch

FROM : blurple floop
was your mum satans wife? and anyway, while shes sleeping, tie her to the bed, strip her, then draw a moustache, a beard, a unibrow and maybe some chicken pox on her face. take pictures, then take a walk outside and step on as much poop as you can, then take off your shoes and rub it on her face. put posters of the pictures you took ALL OVER EVERY HOUSE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD and send it to EVERYONE YOU KNOW, with the subject : look at my hot sister! or : look at this picture if you're bored. or something. :D if it doesnt work, throw a pie at her face EVERY SINGLE CHANCE YOU GET. water balloons will do in this case

FROM : Anonymous
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FROM : Nataijah
I think you should get her back by stripping her when she is asleep and inviting the whole neighberhood over to your house then if that isn't enough take pictures and post them all around her school and if that isn't enough then videio tape her in the shower and send it all over the world!

FROM : malina
hahahaha too bad..ur the one who decided to take another hit! you actually should've just did what she said the first time and just did the stupid snow in ur briefs..

FROM : Anonymous
Thats Hilarious! Don Juan That is a bad idea. Dummiest done ever hear why would some1 do that.

FROM : The Authority on The
I really feel like a girl wrote this story, because as a guy I can tell you... "If I had the option I would rather have my finger cut off than get kicked in the nuts a second time". I also would have destroyed her life after this occurrance, and then after I was done ruining it I would possibly take it. To any girl out there that reads this, "Don't think a guy won't punch you square in the face if you so much as tap his sack!"

FROM : anonymous
Don she might be a bitch but she used to be a son of a bitch

FROM : Jhonny
Ur sister is not a good girl at all , thats all I can say , anyway I think this story is a bit lie

FROM : cheapest cialis
Yes I agree with you!

FROM : logan
i know a way while shes sleeping tie her up strip her and well leave her somewhere

FROM : Anonymous
your sis is a big bitch and an ass whole

FROM : kat
thats evil next time get her back gewd

a few suggestions::
When shes asleep take off her clothes tie her up and shove her outside when it snowed

also when shes asleep take her clothes off lock her outside, take all her clothes put them somewhere and the next morning call people over.

FROM : captainsparrow
why didnt u just go get new clothes from your room?

FROM : Anonymous
don juan, why would they laugh, especially the parents, i mean he just murdered their own daughter

FROM : rickjames
Haha you fuckin suck

FROM : josh
this happened to me once bu they poured boiling water in as well, then they ripped off my tighties and trampled it, they videoed the whole thing,
it took me a month to get my voice back

FROM : Against Cruelty To T
if i were you i would take that sadistic ball breaker strap her down and stick a cactus in her puss in and out as far as i can cram it then i would do it in her ass spray a whole can of mace and pepper spray right in her eye balls hook up her boobs to a car battery then once it's drained grab a rusty and dull axe and cut off her nipples and then i'd piss in her mouth untill she drowns just for the balls

DEATH AND TOURTURE TO BALL BUSTERS

FROM : Haha
Dude, sorry about this, but you got destroyed!

FROM : Kolby
ouch not cool, give her hell man

FROM : whatever
kick her fuc*ing ass in the breifs who gives a damn if they see you in breifs. i had a sister 4 years older than me. 1time she kicked me in the balls for touching her phone..i fainted....after i got up i kicked her ass. she got revenge i got mine...do sumthing good.

FROM : Martin
How is that embarrasing? I woulda punched per in the boob a few times and asked her if it was funny...

FROM : Anonymous
This is not a funny story. Your sister sounds like a sadistic bitch from Hell.

The next time she is outside lock the doors and then rip off her clothes

FROM : Anonymous
Your sister is a motherfucking slut, if i were you i wouldve fucking beat the hell outta that bitch

FROM : Lee Ki Wang
no guy takes a kick in the balls, especially if hes just had one

FROM : sarara
y wouldnt u lock the stupid door idiot

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