Embarrassing Sex Story - To sick to get some?

To sick to get some? - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Anonymous

I was probably 16 when this happened and massively insecure. I had stayed home from school sick and my boyfriend came over to give me some TLC. My mother decided to take a nap and we decided to fool around. He said he didnt care if he got sick cuz he'd probably get sick anyway (might as well go down swinging, right?)

Speaking of going down thats about where he was when we heard my mom open her bedroom door and cough. I threw my pants back on and we jumped to opposite ends of the couch. We thought we were so good and so lucky.

Until he went home and my mom had me cleaning the whole house. Like I said I was sick and I asked her why she was making me clean everything. She said if I was well enough to get some I was well enough to clean. I looked at her horrified. "Yeah, I saw you" she said "I dont cough everytime I come out of my room!"

Then she took it too far. She told me I shouldnt tell him that she'd seen us because then he'd be scared to come over and he'd break up with me. Well, Id just had my heart ripped out a few months before by a different guy and I burst into tears and cried for a few hours before he finally talked me into telling him why I was bawling.

He didnt leave me by the way.

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FROM : jeffhardyrulzzz
and she didnt do anything to you?

FROM : xplicit
lol ure mom's just funny, BUSTED :P

FROM : Anonymous
lol what do you mean 'she didn't do anything to you?'

FROM : maria
lol i wish my mom is like yours.
well she is, but she'll probably tell my dad and my dad will kill me..

FROM : kati
Your mom is wierd and mean!

FROM : me!!!!!
ummmm that story didnt 4 real make much since but ok!!!!!!!!

FROM : siera
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SUMTHEN MY MOM WOULD DO! i bet u were scared shitless when she told u that she saw u! omg! thats good! and thats good that he din break up wit u! nice!

FROM : Elizabeth
OMG thats so embarrassing...if that ever happened to me...i'd like die!

FROM : Anonymous
ur mom is nice enough not to put u in trouble! ur so lucky ! my mom would bring me to counsiling !

FROM : Rachael
Thats happened to me before, but the whole family was over and my brother put a live camera in the room. UGH....bad memories! My family KILLED ME! Your lucky, nothing bad really happened to you!

FROM : blurple floop
BUUUUUUUUUUUUSTEEED
LOL

FROM : peter
my parent woulden't punish me if i did that as far as i know from them telling me he just woulden't condole it.

and i would always feel the guilt. =/

FROM : Non-known
I hâte when ou parents ses me soin somthin embarrassing

FROM : Kaylah
ur so lucky! if either of my parents caught me, i would have been disowned!

FROM : Anonymous
that was nice of your mom my mom would of told every single person she knows and than would of talked to me about safe sex and of told me a story of her and my dad....even when i got my girl pregnant my mother said well your father never did miss and i got a picture from it

FROM : Krystal
My mom would of told my dad and then my dad would tell his parents and I would probably not be living much longer!!!!!

FROM : dicky vee
this is a stupid ass story, i am so upset that i wasted 33 seconds of my life reading this boring idiotic story.

FROM : Anonymous
I met my boyfriend of 1 year's mom today, and I had a hicky because he came over to my house. Well we did the whole introduction and then she asked what was on my neck, my Boyfriend and I both replied at the same time "a bruise". Luckily for me, she laughed and told us we were full of shit.

FROM : melissa
hahaha this was sooo funny :) i wish my mom was that awesome!

FROM : Anon
That's horrible that your mam would be so cruel, no wonder you felt insecure. You should tell her how bad that hurt you. You're bf sounds sweet for not leaving you though. Keep smiling :)

FROM : Macy
you're lucky my mom would kill me

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