Embarrassing Sex Story - Sleepwalk Nightmare

Sleepwalk Nightmare - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Gary

I had been seeing my girlfriend Faye for a few weeks, we were both 16. One night we went to a party and got well drunk. I walked her home, well staggered with her anyway and she asked me in to stay the night. I was a bit dubious as I hadn't yet met her parents. She assured me that they were very liberal and would not mind at all. Obviously I didn't take much persuading and in we went.....

Straight to bed and had some great sex. Afterwards I must have more or less passed out straight away (romantic ay?) Anyway I had a good night's sleep until....

I opened my eyes to see Faye standing in front of me saying "Oh my God, I can't believe it" over and over. I was naturally a bit worried and asked her what was wrong. She explained that I had got up in the morning already and had gone downstairs, passed her Mum at the bottom of the stairs, remember at that point her Mum hadn't met me and she never even knew I had stayed. I had walked into the kitchen then turned round and walked back past her Mum and up the stairs to bed.

I was absolutely mortified as I had no clothes on. I had been known to sleepwalk in the past, usually when staying in a strange place.

Anyway I could not believe it and I knew I had to go downstairs and see her at some point. After some time Faye convinced me to go downstairs. I got up to get dressed and only then saw the used condom hanging, still on the end of my dick....

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FROM : Tiff
ouch! that sucks major ass! i would hate that to happen to me if i were a guy.. or even now

FROM : Stephen
Bye The Line ""romantic ay?)" Do You Mean Aye As In
Wull Ye Geis A Boatle Ah Buckie?
Aye, Ya Rocket

FROM : Sarah
Mortifying!! That sucks.
But what are you doing having sex and staying the night with your girlfriend at only 16?? At least you were smart enough to use a condom!!

FROM : pietro
Straight up f'ed up! I don't wish it to happen to anyone i know.

FROM : bridget
that is halarrious omg i would die.my mother would have pissed her pants laughing then again i live alone and im 23 but still.my suggestion would be he get put on something so that dont happen.

FROM : zack
ha ha.ah well, at least u got laid. thats the main thing

FROM : Anonymous
not funny at all rated a 1

FROM : Suzzy
Sex at age 16??????!!!!

FROM : melissa
that's funny... my dad did the same thing just after him and my mom were married and stayed at her parents house...

FROM : JAMES
very very embarassing.
Sarah 16 is perfectly acceptable age for sex as we all know everyone is different and sex is as natural as breathing

FROM : Buck Naked
The condom was the one you used on MOM!!

FROM : hah hah girl
damn that sucks!!

FROM : Katfish
Now that's fuckin funny.

FROM : Kaine
What,16 is the legal sex age here in australia,isnt it the same anywere else?

FROM : anonymous
Your gf has a preety name but your 16 and you had sex !?!?!?!?!? It's people like you that make me hate the world sometimes

FROM : Anonymous
thats f***king hillarious! u did her and walked downstairs naked but for a used condom! nice one!

FROM : kiki
if her parents are so liberal,then they have to expect shite like that!

FROM : kenda
oh my god what a crazy end to the story. How did you ever face her mom after that. Be like, "Hi, mrs smith. I know nothing about you, but you know alot about me. Including the size of my penis, and what I look like naked, and the fact that I sleep with used condoms dangling from my dick!"

FROM : wow
omg my mom wud b pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM : koolmayra
ha sucks yet hot

FROM : lol
hahahaaagaga but that did happen 2 me mt condom was stuck 2 my girls top

FROM : Jocelyn
Man, your stupid!!! You shouldn't of had sex with your girlfriend if you knew that was going to happen to you.

FROM : jay
hahaha legendary should gone in tha fridge grab a vb maite

FROM : Kirsten/Allie
Kirsten: Nice, I give you a ten. ;)

Allie: HA HA thats why when i do it... it in a closet with a key in my hand.. lol

FROM : someone
i don't think it was supposed to be ay, i think it was supposed to be ya. just a quick type. ;)

FROM : Anonymous
Awww man! That sucks!

FROM : Usagi
Woah man, holy fuck. Lucky you didin't get the girl pregnant you freak.

FROM : jay
omg that is great. hahahahaha if my boyfriend were to ever do that that seriously would be the end of me

FROM : Hayley
That would suck.! my mom would murder me!

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