Embarrassing Family Story - Lighting a fart

Lighting a fart - Thats Embarrassing!!

Submitted By : Nick

I'm the youngest of three brothers. We were each born about four years apart. When I was about thirteen the oldest brother came home from college and I was real happy to see him. I thought I'd celebrate by showing him something the middle brother had shown me.

We lived in a split-level home. My oldest brother came in and went downstairs to the den and sat down. I grabbed a book of matches, ran downstairs, did a baseball slide on the floor and started to roll backwards with my keester sticking straight up in the air. I struck a match, lit a fart, and then I sat up laughing just like the Beavis and Butthead type I truly was. However, instead of laughing, my brother looked like he could kill me.

"I want you to turn around and apologize to her right now!", he yelled. Uh oh! I turned and looked at the corner behind the stairs and there sat a girl he had brought home to meet the family. I've never seen such a confused, disgusted look on anyone's face before or since.

Well, now she's my sister-in-law of over thirty years and we still laugh about it from time to time.

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FROM : Dayane
its not that embarraassing!!!

FROM : lol
lol thats mad funny i cant believe u did that, u can also play with fire and nail polish remover

FROM : meg
It was very funny, I laughed so much. Good for you.

FROM : Anonymous
how is that embarrassing? its just stupid

FROM : Katie
awsome

FROM : Ethan
that is one of the funniest things ive evr heard in my life omg im gonna do that 2 my brother

FROM : JACKEN
How ermbarassing!!!!!!!!!! But that must have really stunk!!!!!!!!! Gross!!!!!!

FROM : R
not that bad, but i dont reccomend 'lighting up'. Friends of mine have gotten the gas 1/2 way out when it lit...ouch. Lucky u only looked like an ass, rather than feeling yours burning :P

FROM : omg lol
that is so freakun funny

:lol: :omg:

FROM : anon
i tell you what, only some of the story jokes are understandable because i am only nine years old and fuck all of you out there! finally mooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo.

FROM : Britt
wow that's stupid not embarrassing

FROM : beavis
aaaa cool fire,fire

FROM : asdgf
anon you're nine years old and you know the word fuck?

FROM : chocolate rain
LMFAO i feel bad for you for getting yelled at :{

LOL AT ANON

FROM : Anonymous
hey, anon, if ur nine they ppl wouldnt b teaching u how 2 spell " big" words like understandable, i kno cuz my lil bro is 9 and u shouldnt b swearing

FROM : ......
To anon:
you're nine years old and you already know how to spam? wow, you're learning fast...

FROM : cant say
Even i knew the word f*** when i was 9

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